Welcome, Spurs: We Hate You Too
We hate you, Bruce Bowen
The parallels between the Hatriots and Spurs run deep:
- Boring Teams. Nothing puts us to sleep like watching these two boring teams play their brand of "fundamental", "defensively-oriented" basketball/football. Not even a sweet dose of Nyquil. Click here to buy!
- Thug Players. Ty Law Rule? Nice to meet you. Meet the upcoming Bruce Bowen rule. Rodney Harrison: Thought you were a rough tackler? Well, wait 'til you get a load of Cheap-shot Bob.
- Ugly Coaches. Ok, cheap shot. But, come on:
- Goody Two Shoes as the Leader. Tim Duncan? Choir boy. Tommy boy? Well, used to be a choir boy. Watchout for those Supermodels, Timmy D!
Eltrav Says: GP looks like Nanny McPhee
Timmy Duncan's Future Pregnant Girlfriend?
We could go on. But instead, we stop. We ask you, dear Reader: who else should we hate in the offseason? (and please don't tell me the Yankees, we already know)