Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
INEPT (New England) - It is often said that truth is stranger than fiction. And what better demonstration of this than in the name of the Hatriots defensive coordinator? Yes, my friends, we are talking about none other than the one, the only, Dean Pees.
Dean Pees. Really, he does.
Coach Pees (yes, it's fun to say) apparently is not aware of some of the issues surrounding his name, as you can see in the following news articles:
No word yet on what Coach P's middle name is.
Dean Pees. Really, he does.
Coach Pees (yes, it's fun to say) apparently is not aware of some of the issues surrounding his name, as you can see in the following news articles:
- Dean Pees: On and Off The Field
- Dean Pees: "I'm just so relieved"
- "We're trying to flush him out", says Pees
No word yet on what Coach P's middle name is.
posted by Hater in Chief at 8:02 AM
10 Comments:
I can't believe you didn't reference the fact that he was head coach of the Golden Flashes.
Dean Pees: On the Colts
WOW! You have some serious issues here. For someone to have an entire site dedicated to their hatred of the Patriots, there must be some deep seeded jealousy here. I have read this site and I haven't found one good reason for you to hate the Patriots except for the fact that they are an exceptional team and you apparently can't handle it. Overall I will have to say I am glad that I found this site because each time the Patriots win I will think of you and that will make winning so much sweeter!!!
Dear Robin,
Genius!
- Hater in Chief
Dear Anonymous,
We do have serious issues, it is true. However, none of them have anything to do with jealousy. We just don't like the Hatriots -- they are boring, they have little personality, they play an utterly sleep-inducing style of football, and in general are ruining the league. To recap: Hate them? Yes. Jealous? No.
- The INEPT Staff
Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies, and we're smiling all the way....looser!
Dear Anonymous,
Yes, my smiling enemy, it is a sad day for us. But the playoffs provide some hope. Read the upcoming INEPT Playoff Preview and find out!
- The INEPT Staff
p.s. we here at INEPT prefer to be called "losers", not "loosers".
Simply Beautiful!
Could this site BE any cooler???
I wish more of their actual "fans" would visit here, & get all worked up into a raging fit.
There's nothing more fun than seeing Brady-Bunch fans cry, than seeing #12 himself get his panties in a wad!!
I don't care WHO wins the Super Bowl, as long as it's not the Panty-Rots.
They can't win without the help of the Refs.... & that discredits their last 3 trips to the SB.
probably the dumbest thread ever...
Jesus love you. Find fulfillment in that rather than spending your life hating. I would think you would devote your life to the things you love in life rather than choosing to be consumed by hate. What did Coach Pees ever do to you? Do you think he chose his name?
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