Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

INEPT (New England) - It is often said that truth is stranger than fiction. And what better demonstration of this than in the name of the Hatriots defensive coordinator? Yes, my friends, we are talking about none other than the one, the only, Dean Pees.

Dean Pees. Really, he does.

Coach Pees (yes, it's fun to say) apparently is not aware of some of the issues surrounding his name, as you can see in the following news articles:
No word yet on what Coach P's middle name is.


Blogger Robin Masters said...

I can't believe you didn't reference the fact that he was head coach of the Golden Flashes.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dean Pees: On the Colts

12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! You have some serious issues here. For someone to have an entire site dedicated to their hatred of the Patriots, there must be some deep seeded jealousy here. I have read this site and I haven't found one good reason for you to hate the Patriots except for the fact that they are an exceptional team and you apparently can't handle it. Overall I will have to say I am glad that I found this site because each time the Patriots win I will think of you and that will make winning so much sweeter!!!

6:41 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Robin,


- Hater in Chief

4:37 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

We do have serious issues, it is true. However, none of them have anything to do with jealousy. We just don't like the Hatriots -- they are boring, they have little personality, they play an utterly sleep-inducing style of football, and in general are ruining the league. To recap: Hate them? Yes. Jealous? No.

- The INEPT Staff

4:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies, and we're smiling all the way....looser!

2:51 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

Yes, my smiling enemy, it is a sad day for us. But the playoffs provide some hope. Read the upcoming INEPT Playoff Preview and find out!

- The INEPT Staff

p.s. we here at INEPT prefer to be called "losers", not "loosers".

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simply Beautiful!

Could this site BE any cooler???

I wish more of their actual "fans" would visit here, & get all worked up into a raging fit.

There's nothing more fun than seeing Brady-Bunch fans cry, than seeing #12 himself get his panties in a wad!!

I don't care WHO wins the Super Bowl, as long as it's not the Panty-Rots.

They can't win without the help of the Refs.... & that discredits their last 3 trips to the SB.

4:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably the dumbest thread ever...

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus love you. Find fulfillment in that rather than spending your life hating. I would think you would devote your life to the things you love in life rather than choosing to be consumed by hate. What did Coach Pees ever do to you? Do you think he chose his name?

12:35 PM  

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