Hail Troy!

We take a break from our regularly scheduled
Hatred to bring you an installment from the
Hatriot Alumni Club (HAC). Today's HAC'er:
former offensive coordinator Chuckie
"I'm not too" Weis. And it's not just his
hair cut that is so offensive.

After weeks of hype and buildup, we find
that the Flailing Irish are 4-2 and giving
up nearly 400 yards per game. Perhaps this
Weis-guy should give his old pal Juliet
Crennel a call and ask about that thing
that is known as "the opposite of offense".
As the Bard famously penned, "Defense,
Defense, where art thou, Irish Defense?"

INEPT particularly enjoyed watching the
Irish bumble the game away against the
Heroes from Troy, giving up a 70-yard
pass on 4th and 9 and then managing to
"win" the game ("the clock ran down to 0!")
and then lose it moments later. The look on
former Hatriot un-Weis's face will remain
in the INEPT Hall of Agony for years
to come. At least Chuckie's still got
his health!

Coming soon: INEPT describes (with glee) how
the Hatriots were dismantled in what is now
referred to around the league as the
Mile-High Massacre.