Thursday, October 20, 2005

Hail Troy!

We take a break from our regularly scheduled
Hatred to bring you an installment from the
Hatriot Alumni Club (HAC). Today's HAC'er:
former offensive coordinator Chuckie
"I'm not too" Weis
. And it's not just his
hair cut that is so offensive.

After weeks of hype and buildup, we find
that the Flailing Irish are 4-2 and giving
up nearly 400 yards per game. Perhaps this
Weis-guy should give his old pal Juliet
Crennel
a call and ask about that thing
that is known as "the opposite of offense".
As the Bard famously penned, "Defense,
Defense, where art thou, Irish Defense?"


INEPT particularly enjoyed watching the
Irish bumble the game away against the
Heroes from Troy, giving up a 70-yard
pass on 4th and 9 and then managing to
"win" the game ("the clock ran down to 0!")
and then lose it moments later. The look on
former Hatriot un-Weis's face
will remain
in the INEPT Hall of Agony for years
to come. At least Chuckie's still got
his health!


Coming soon: INEPT describes (with glee) how
the Hatriots were dismantled in what is now
referred to around the league as the
Mile-High Massacre.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:26 AM  
Blogger jenn said...

fuck you assholes.. more people on this site say thwey like the patriots then the ones that say they hate them! so fuck you asshole.. tom brady is sexy and your nott.. fall off a bridge faggit!!!!!!!

- forever yours
jackie

4:20 PM  
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7:17 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Jackie recently said:
>fuck you assholes.. more people on this >site say thwey like the patriots then the >ones that say they hate them! so fuck you >asshole.. tom brady is sexy and your nott.. >fall off a bridge faggit!!!!!!!
>
>- forever yours
>jackie

Well said, dear Jackie! No one has ever
accused you of being less than eloquent.
However, you do raise a good point: so
many Hatriot fans, and yet so few Haters.
Why do we bother? Dear Jackie, it is
precisely because of this imbalance that
we strive to increase the level of Hatred
in this proud nation. We will not waver,
we will not falter, we cannot stop until
the Hatred shines from sea to shining sea.

5:33 AM  
Anonymous jackie said...

Wow, you really dont have a life do you now- why dont't you start collecting rocks or something?

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are right..HAIL TROY!!

9:19 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Go Jackie!! How can you retarded people not see that Tom Brady is a sexy beast? Sickos!! I Hate you Haters and you're all spawn of Satan!! DIE!!! SCREW ALL YOU WHO HATE THE PATRIOTS!! I RESPECT EVERY TEAM BUT THE SAINTS AND JETS SO YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST A LITTLE RESPECT FOR MY TEAM!! GOD!! JUST CAUSE PEYTON KICKED OUR ASSES ONCE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHINH!! AND YET I STILL RESPECT HIM!! GO KILL YOURSELF, LOWLIFES!!

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow I do understand how you favirtote football teams dont have 3 super bowl championship but cmon if you kids hate the patriots so much I think you should go and end you immature lifes.Only sad,lonely and depress thriteen year olds whine and complain about how the patriots whooped there favirote NFL teams asses.Just face it the Patriots are here to say kiddys.
What a bunch of sad fucks maybe you should end your lifes like I meationed befor.Your pathetic this is why kids should not watch the NFL.

The Patriots are here to stay,
DYNASTY BABY 3 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 4 YEARS TOUCH THAT BITCH THEN HOLLAH BACK MOTHER FUCKERS.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Jon said...

I thought this site was a joke. Wow, ellis hobbs just had longest kickoff return in NFL history last night.

11:11 PM  

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