Friday, January 21, 2005

How To Hate The Patriots Even Though You Like The Michigan Wolverines

I admit it - I am a fan of the Michigan Wolverines. I grew up in Ann Arbor, and for me, there is nothing like a football Saturday in the midwest.

The Patriots happen to have a few key players that were Wolverines back in College: Tom Brady and Ty Law. So you might think that I would be rooting for those two, my old U of M guys, to excel?

Well, you'd be wrong.

Let's start with Tom Brady. Check out this photo spread. If that's not enough to make you puke, you are of a sturdier constitution than I. Want more? Then please revisit Brady's participation in the famous "got milk?" series - positively retch-worthy. Don't forget to click here to order reprints!

And what about Ty Law? Well, after his mugging of the Indianapolis Colts last year, the NFL had to make the five-yard no contact rule a point of emphasis this year - something that many call the Ty Law rule. Why? Because football is more fun to watch if the forward pass is a part of the game.

So to all of you U of M fans, don't worry if you find yourself cheering for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC championship game - you won't be alone.







24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm... I rather like those photos of Tom Brady. :)

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you have a serious problem and a possible infactuation with Tom Brady. You may want to talk to someone about that. Why don't you just come out of the closet, you know you want to.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Professor said...

What is your issue with the New England Patriots? They demonstrate a level of teamwork and dedication unmatched in today's NFL. Are you jealous of their success? That you would refer to them as the Hatriots is a sign of a psychological problem for which you should probably seek out a therapist. Despite living in as great a place as Madison, you are one clueless football fan. BTW, if any football program deserves criticism it would be the U of M. Talk about choking in big games...

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your biog states that you grew up in Ann Arbor ? I have to take serious issue with that.....

You may well have *been* in Ann Arbor, but I think that to assert that you "grew up" is stretching the bounds of credibility somewhat.

Steve in England.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Steve in England writes:

> Your biog states that you grew up in Ann Arbor ? I have to take
> serious issue with that.....
>
> You may well have *been* in Ann Arbor, but I think that to assert
> that you "grew up" is stretching the bounds of credibility
> somewhat.

Correction: We should have said "I grew taller in Ann Arbor". For this, we have numerous bits of physical evidence and even a few reliable eye witnesses!

p.s. IHTNEP wonders: is Steve really from "old" England? We must then wonder - how does Steve feel about these upstarts in "new" England?

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys r just mad cuz the new england patriots rock and theyve won a million superbowls...so back off u losers!

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well i don't see many people supporting you with not liking the Patriots and i don't blam them.... i think the only reason you have this stupid site is to make people like us that love the Pats to go off on people like you that don't know crap about them... so like everyone else said you all are just jealous so get a life

*PATRIOTS ROCK* <3

12:30 PM  
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4:35 AM  
Anonymous Are you serious? said...

Hey buddy, I got news for you: the Patriots just kicked the asses of the greatest team in the NFL: the Chargers.

Too bad you can't accept that which ever team you support sucks.

Don't care where you grew up, and don't care who you are- all I know is that you have no intelligence.

you = full of nonsensical crap.

Patriots > you and the rest of the NFl.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Are You Serious?,

We've got serious news for you too: you are posting on a seriously old article. Please check out our more recent forays into hatred at our website.

Thanks, Buddy!

- The INEPT Staff

4:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont get it, if you fuckin douche bags hate the patriots so much stop talking about them and dedicating a website to them. your not going to change anything. true patriot fans will always be patriot fans, and your dumbass website is not going to get bellichick fired, your not going to get rid of the patriots in any way shape or form, so give it up. get a life. i feel bad for you fuckers, go out and get a hobby, go beat off to pictures of whatever guy you losers dream about when your not running your mouths. go find out what a vagina looks like, do something, because what your doing right now is wasting oxygen and contributing to the downfall of society with your untrue bullshit that is obviously jealousy

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Colts Fan said...

As a lifelong Colts fan, I hate the Patriots as well. However, I know that if my team won 3 Super Bowls in 5 years, people would hate the Colts as much as people hate the Patriots. It's simply jealousy. I would have to agree with nearly every comment on here. This site is very much a waste of time and effort. It displays a great deal of senseless immaturity and does nothing but make you look like an idiot. If society would spend the same amount of time doing something constructive as it does on negativity and hate, the world would be a heck of a lot better place to live. I know this comment isn't going to stop you from continuing this site, but neither is this site going to change anything about the Patriots 3 Super Bowl rings, Bill Belichek's job, or Tom Brady's photos. Seriously, move on with your life, dude.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Bellichump said...

I grew up in Chicago hating the Cowboys (who I now support), but the Patriots of 2007 take the title as the most arrogant, condescending, holier-than-thou, infuriating NFL team of all time. They are evil, they are the spawn of Satan, they are malevolent monstrosities. Even worse are their fans, who live to demean and depreciate Americans from every other part of the country.

Bellichump

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the patriots play football exactly the way its meant to be played and we aint gonna stop anytime soon so for this season you should check out another sport, like soccer

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, the reason I hate the Patriots so much is that they had to cheat to achieve perfection. Spygate?

8:47 PM  
OpenID inuyashaboi13 said...

BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT I HATE THE PATRIOTS THEY CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK BILLFUCKINFAG AND TOM FAGGOT ASS BRADY RANDY BITCH FUCK THE WHOLE TEAM FUCK THE WHOLE TEAM FUCK THE WHOLE TEAM FUCK THE WHOLE TEAM FUCK THE PATRIOTS UP THEIR FUCKING ASS FUCK THE PATRIOTS FUCK THEM UP THER FUCKING ASSES THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID AND COCKYASS MOTHERFUCKERS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKING LITTLE PUSSIES AND CUNTS!!!!!!!!! FUCKING COCKSUCKERS COCKSUCKERS COCKSUCKERS COCKSUCKERS!!!!!! EMAIL ME IF U HAVE ANY LOVE TO SHO FOR THIS COMMENT! P.S. FUCKING CHEATERS!

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Ben from Boston. said...

This is the most pathetic web site I've seen in a long time. What children.
I will never visit this site again but I will snicker when the Pats crush their opponents, thinking about the people on this blog. I can't believe someone coulld talk shit about Brady's celebrity....WHEN THEY AFE COLTS FANS!! Have you seen the some thirty different ads that Manning forces us to sit through?!?!
Anyways, you all suck. and GO PATS!!!!

6:09 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsAreGnar said...

Everyone hates on Tom Brady just cuz he's the most manliest man and he knows it. Peyton's does mad commercials which are all really gay. Who the fuck wants to hear a priceless peptalk with peyton. A bunch of pussy-ass colts fans, that's who. Peyton's a bitch. He always pouts when he loses.

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Hefenator said...

Bruschi and Seau=Dumb and Dumber. What a couple of retards! It's amazing that Bruschi hasn't stroked out again and it's a wonder either of them can compose a sentence.

I would pay good money to see someone put Brady out for the season with some unecessary roughness.


Patriots.....still cheating. But no one can prove it.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Hefenator said...

And another thing...Bill Belichick is missing the stripes on his hoodie to make him look like the convict that he is. What a criminal!

Unfortunately, they may get to the top (cheating all the way)but the only direction they can go from there is DOWN.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FGoxSgO4Mw

The lyrics that appear to be associated to the video are in the description.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so damn excited to find a site like this. I can't tell you how sick and tired I am of hearing about the fuckin patriots. It seems like every sports announcer has their lips all over the cocks of brady and fuckacheck. The whole shity ass team is a bunch of cheating pussies. It's no wonder moss fits in so well he's finally found a group just like himself. They make me sick and if I could find another team I hate as much it would be great but I doubt that will happen

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Pats fan and you're just jealous of us.You just wish that your team could be like us and have Tom Brady,Moss,Ty Law,Adalius Thomas,and the rest of the stars we have on this team.Oh,and that 16 and 1 shirt, no ones gonna buy it. we couldve beat the jets without cheating. This site sucks and so do you.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I, fortunately, do not have the problem of having to hate the Patriots even though I like the Michigan Wolverines because I watch college football, and I am an an Iowa Hawkeye fan. Therefore, I hate the Michigan Wolverines. It gives me even more reason to hate Tom Brady. And also: We are not jealous of the Patriots. We just don't think that a team who cheated deserved to go 19-0. And, lo and behold, they didn't. And this year, they've lost 5 games. As a Colts fan, I'm not jealous of the Patriots at all. Jealous of the Giants? A little. Jealous of the Titans? Again, a little, although I hate to admit it. Jealous of the Patriots? No. Not in the slightest. I wasn't even jealous of them last year. Just angry that the Colts actually worked for what they got but the Patriots got all the hype because they were undefeated*.

12:17 PM  

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