Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Moss Distortion Factor

The Moss Distortion Factor (MDF). As defined by Webster's dictionary, year 2054:
The ability to hide many fundamental flaws with a single and unusually outstanding component. Derives from a participant in what was once referred to as the National Football League. This participant, the eponymous Randy Moss, possessed a unique blend of speed and size allowed the same to repeatedly run behind double coverage and catch long touchdown passes. While successful in the short run, teams that grew to rely on Moss were eventually unmasked as overly reliant on said play and thus ultimately defeated (see Minnesota Vikings [1998] and New England Hatriots [2007]). Over time, the Moss Distortion Factor (MDF) became a more general term and thus found its use in modern language.

There is one thing written on the chalkboard. It is repeated often. It is stressed all week during practice. It is mentioned more than once during pregame. It is screamed, often a moment too late, during the game itself. It is "Do Not Let Moss Get Behind You." This most recent effort, against the surprisingly game New York Giants, showed how easy it is to forget these wise words.

Hi, I'm Randy Moss. Please don't cover me on deep routes.

But we are not concerned. The playoffs bring you a different beast. Teams do not make the same kinds of mistakes. Tapes will be scrutinized. Screams will be screamed. And some smart young whippersnapper of an assistant coach will figure out: "Hey, if I stop Randy Moss, we might just beat that team. They rely way too heavily on being able to just chuck it down there and have him catch it. They did it against the Colts. They did it against the Giants (who even covered him with a linebacker!). They won't do it against us, though."

Hi, I'm a linebacker for the Giants. Why am I covering Randy Moss?

And thus, the Moss Distortion Factor (MDF). Right now, Hatriots fans are rejoicing. "A perfect season!" they all shout in beer-infused harmony. No worries, my fellow Haters. Sit back, relax, watch that first playoff week go by. And then get ready. The Jaguars are studying the film. So are the Colts, and the Steelers. They will go into the Northeast with one thing on their mind. When the clock ticks down to zero, and what was perfect becomes historically imperfect, a new term will be born. The Moss Distortion Factor. And this season of undefeat will instantly, irrevertibly morph into one of the most glorious years of football in the modern era.

Coming soon: New Hater T-shirts! (playoff editions)

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Anonymous All Hail the Pats said...


You. Wish.

Sorry. But I honestly believe the Patriots are not going to forget their last humiliating defeat in Indy- they're going to be out for someone's blood, and it's not Roger Goodell's.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Pissed said...

As a Patriot's fan, the thing that pissed me off the most leading up to last night's game was the seemingly forced level of appreciation the team seemed to be getting. It all comes down to a lack of respect.

How can a game featuring a team about to make history get so little coverage? It was like the Patriots didn't exist - as if, if the press simply ignored them they'd go away.

I would have expected a hell of a lot more coverage in the mainstream, non-sports-oriented media.

This should have been treated like the Superbowl; instead it might as well have been just another "Game of the Week."

Hopefully the Pats will take this kick in the teeth as more motivation.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Pissed, I have to know.. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE? I live in New England, and they have never stopped talking and reporting on the Patriots. Every local channel carried the game Saturday night. There was no way to get out of the way of the coverage. Either you don't live here, or your deaf dumb and blind.

Thus, the Gaytriots have nothing to be "pissed" about. They are the most over-hyped team in history. I'm not saying they aren't a great team, but I'm just sick to death of hearing about them.

Here's to the playoffs and hope they go one and out!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Here's a few more tidbits of information about the Patriots. They don't wear the Sean Taylor 21 on their helmets. Every other team does except them. I guess they feel they only have to respect someone's memory only so long. I sure hope the Patriots don't believe in karma.

Another thing, the night before the game I was in the Patriots chatroom, as well as the Giants one, and having some reasonable conversations with some Patriots fans, those that weren't 14 yrs old. Anyway, they asked that I come back after the game... win or lose. So, I did. The few screen names that I had talked to previously were in there, and a bunch of other hooters and hollerers about the game. Someone brought up the Vince Wilfork attempted poke in the eye of Brandon Jacobs, which one person said looked accidental. I commented that it could not have been accidental, since he had to go in and around Jacobs' helmet to do this, and I got booted out of the chatroom for "misbehavior". I wasn't swearing and repeatings "pats suck" like some 14 yr old, it was a reasonable conversation. Needless to say, I have emailed the Patriots staff and the webmaster with loads of "compliments" on their website. Apparently you can go into their chatroom and post on their message boards, provided you agree with every word they say. Now THAT'S free speech!

7:09 PM  
Blogger aaron said...

I just made a Patriot Hater shirt.

Everyone needs to buy it and wear it until the Patriots lose in the playoffs!

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

I don't believe the thing about the 21 on everyone's helmet....I think you're confusing that with the Redskins having a number 21 on their helmet.

And about the chatroom thing- yes, you will meet people who act that way- but honestly, you can't just piss about it to the staff, cause it's the frigging internet- shit like that happens everywhere. And you seriously got no right to bitch about it in a way that suggests EVERY single chatroom conversation there has to do with little 14 year old bandwagon girls.

I thought personally the finger poking thing was hilarious. Hell, it was childish, but wicked funny! :)

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

And what the hell were you doing on a Patriot-love chatroom? If you're so damn pissed and sick of hearing about them....then what's the use of whining about the fans' behavior if you're the one who entered first?

8:24 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

It's true about the 21.. I have the whole game taped and looked again.... no 21s on their helmets. Nice!

I believed I explained what I was doing in the chatroom. I'm not sure if you guys read what I write or just pick certain words to rag on me for. I was looking for intelligent conversation. Apparently, the Patriots chatroom, or entire website, is the wrong place to look. I kinda figured that anyway.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

I still don't get why you'd enter the most hated site of yours to look for conversation. Sounds pretty desperate to me, and jesus, you're probably just looking for some random teenager who doesn't know football to pop up, say something stupid, and then blame it on the rest of the Patriot fan nation. It's been done before.

I suggest you read the poster after you on the previous article. I read it....that guy made some sense on the whole 21 thing. :)

8:34 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I believe I might be directionally challenged... where is the poster after me on the previous article regarding the 21 thing.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

OK Pats Fan.. I found it. I just had to reload my browser.

Like I said to that poster, even the Broncos, with all the deaths they've endured, have the decency to put Sean Taylor's number on their helmet. It doesn't surprise me coming from them.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Another thing, Pats Fan, why are you on a web site entitled "I hate the New England Patriots". I don't think you should be ragging on me for going to the Patriots website if you're going to frequent this one.

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

I like it. I never said I hate this site.

You however distinctly put out that you hate everything to do with the Patriots.

I actually think Haters are pretty funny.

It's not a matter of decency. Honestly. It would be a matter of decency if they refused to put it on during that one week. Honestly, I don't think it's that big of a deal. ST was a great guy- really, I was a big fan of his. But the Patriots don't need to be ragged on themselves for not leaving on a number of someone they didn't have any close ties to at all.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I think it just shows how classless they are. However, everyone knows that anyway.

4:25 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Pats Fan, did you even read what I wrote? How I was having great conversations with the people in there? Sometimes I feel like I'm married to you, you only read what you want to read!! Maybe THAT'S why I was in that chatroom or on their website. At least on this blog, you can have different opinions. Apparently, on the Patriots website, you can't. That's a big difference.

Somehow, I don't think Drew Brees, Jeff Garcia, Sage Rosenfels, or Kyle Orton knew Sean Taylor intimately, if at all, but they still honored him with his number on their helmets.

4:42 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Funny, how haters have gone from "Moss is washed up" to "he's an unfair advantage for the Patriots."
Remember, the Pats scooped him up in exchange for a 4th round draft pick.
Again, Brady and the Pats won 3 rings without him. Moss didn't break any records until he came to New England and had TB throwing to him.
And do you really think Brady is going to keep forcing it to Moss in the playoffs? Why? The reception records have already fallen. Now Brady will go back to spreading it out.
OMG "Tapes will be scrutinized." Really? I had no idea that other teams are reviewing tape of the Patriots. Heavens! Whatever will they do?

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Patriotsreign said...

Yeah, how stupid is that? The Patriots are studying film too, ya morons.

"I think it just shows how classless they are."""
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like they care about how well they're liked. Only the great teams are hated, anyway.

6:45 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Are you whining again? Gee, I can't imagine why you were booted off of a blogsite. A truly shocking event indeed.
The Patriots wore number 21 in memory of Sean Taylor for a week during the Baltimore game. Check out the pics at the following:

The practice of this is routine for most Police departments whose officers wear a black band over their badges for just week out of respect. Gee, other teams wore the number longer. Uh oh, call the PC Police!!! Officer GiantsfreakinNE will put the cuffs on!! Bob Kraft and his organization are sooo classless!! Are you shitting me Giants Freak?? Get a life!!

The Pats have had number 91 on their helmet all season long to remember Marquise Hill. But Maybe we should just have a number on the helmet for every player that's died. Yeah that's a good idea. We'll have more stickers on the helmet than the waiter had flare in Office Space. Will you be happy then??

9:40 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Hater in Chief,
Man, you were brilliant last week with your wanting a 16-0, but your spiel this week on Moss is fu#@ing weak at best. Work on it. I expect some insight and wit next time.
Patriot Fans, we are on the edge of history. We could lose. No doubt about it and we'll just go back to work the next day. Sadder, but not really surprised. HOWEVER, suppose we win. Suppose we run the damn table. Our victory will far outshine any loss of a perfect season. The Haters can only dream of being so happy since we are the only ones with a fu#@ing perfect season. This happens maybe once in a lifetime, so if it does happen, if we go 19-0, we need to bombard this blogsite with so many postings that the damn internet blows up!!!

GO Patriots!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!

9:51 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Chip Dawg, I don't think you should be telling ME to get a life after that dissertation about... I can't remember what it was about... it was too long and pointless. Oh yeah, it was you whining!

Oh yeah, and just cause I don't happen to agree with you, doesn't necessarily make me a freak. Possibly it means just the opposite.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

By the way, Aaron at Cafe Press... I just ordered two of your Hate the Patriots t-shirts. This will be the first Patriots t-shirt I've ever owned!

10:21 AM  
Anonymous PatsRules said...

"Chip Dawg, I don't think you should be telling ME to get a life"
"Aaron at Cafe Press ... I just ordered two of your Hate the Patriots t-shirts."

Oh, the irony. I think the second statement from GiantsfaninNE proves that the charge from Chip Dawg sticks like glue. I hope I never sink to a point in my life where I actually have to purchase a T-shirt to validate my hatred for a team of professional athletes whom I've never met.
I bet she has lots of bumper stickers on her car, too. You know the type: Someone who feels they have no voice in the world, so they feel the need to scream their opinions from the back of their SUV.
I think you really need to spend more time with your family, GiantsfaninNe, and less time obsessing over a professional sports outfit you don't even like.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

"Pats Fan, did you even read what I wrote? How I was having great conversations with the people in there? Sometimes I feel like I'm married to you, you only read what you want to read!! Maybe THAT'S why I was in that chatroom or on their website. At least on this blog, you can have different opinions. Apparently, on the Patriots website, you can't. That's a big difference."

Keep making generalizations after having a good conversation with someone on there and then meeting one person after the game who pisses you off. That should then mean that every single Pats fan and chatroom is like that, and the whole site is to blame....right?

Personally, I commend your husband (if you have one, I don't care to remember if you told me) for dealing with someone like you. God help him.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"Personally, I commend your husband ... for dealing with someone like you. God help him."
Yeah, really. I'd like to send him a sympathy card.
GiantsfaninNE has proven herself to be a homophobe and an apologist for sexual predators. I'd be ashamed if she DIDN'T hate the Patriots, who have a classy fan base.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Patty "take the next two weeks off guys, you deserve it" Pat said...

HIC: I'm sending a case of Rolaids and a pallet of Kleenex your way, you're going to need them. Why do you constantly set yourself up for such heartache? Keep up the great work, though. Someone's gotta carry the torch for everyone else.

GFINE: Sorry about your g-men. Once Eli starts throwing wild passes on his way to the floor, though, you know it's over. I'll toss a box of Puffs your way, the kind with the lotion in it.

And for the record, 16 and 0 means everything, even without a Super Bowl win. No one has done it before. Not even close. And yes, the pressure is now off because someone wins the SB every year. No team has gone 16 and 0. Who do you think has the best chance, a team led by someone with the hardware thrice over? Or those one-dimensional Jag-wires? Or maybe a Manning led team? I'll take the guy with the best hardware and the supermodel.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

3 paragraphs doesn't make a dissertation. I know. Perhaps I'll use all caps and 'I CAN READ' Font. I'm glad you ordered your Hatriot T-shirts. If we go 19-0, you'll be the only clown in town with them on. I guess that the crazy liberals like yourself really just don't like winners. Kinda sad that you prefer, well, Lord knows what. I doubt you even know.

Randy Moss said that the great thing about going 16-0 was shutting up the negative people and the media.
Giants Fan, you're on that list because you, SRD, and the great Hater in Chief and the other haters who post on this website have been shut up since none of you can come up with any real material just whining.


1:23 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

*yawn* you guys are boring me... you keep saying the same thing. Oh yeah, that's right... you're Patriots fans!


1:42 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Wow, you think Randy Moss was actually talking about ME? I'm chaaaaaaahmed!!!

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Man'sMan said...

I'm a thoroughly heterosexual male, but if someone forced me to have sex with a guy of my choice, the choice would be simple: Tom Brady.

Sure, I'd much rather be doing it with a woman, but if I was *forced* to do it with a guy, I think I could suffer through it without too much damage.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

....and you think you are any more original? I'm sorry, this is just too much.

The day Randy Moss talks about you is the day when Hell will freeze over.

But on a lighter note-

To all I wish a very happy new year!

...............Go Pats.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

MansMan... that posting was troubling on so many levels. Eh, I'm used to it with Pats Fan and Pats Rule in here though!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Right back atcha, Giantsfaninne.

And I'm astounded by the lack of common courtesy. I mean, even though we don't agree on football, we should at least wish everyone of us a happy new year! My god, am I the only one with scruples?

11:36 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Apparently you are Pats Fan, at least on this point.

5:41 AM  
Anonymous Gnar said...

Randy Moss is sooooo gay!!! Hahaha the Hatriots rely on him like ALLLLL the time!! He is like the only player that ever catches the ball!! And like he allllways gets all their touchdowns!! Without him, they would have noone at all!! Oh wait, besides Welker, Gaffney, Stallworth, Watson, Faulk, Maroney, and pretty much any one else that Brady feels like chucking the ball to. Seriously, Brady is probably the only man who I would let fuck me.

6:20 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Gnar, you sound chaaaarming,

8:15 AM  
Anonymous PatsfaninNE said...

giants fan,
just stop talking
we beat your team
so leave.

just like other people said

no mercy
go pats!

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Thank. You. :)

10:11 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Why should I leave? The website is for Haters.. not for you Belichick ass-kissers. You get the hell out! Nobody is going to change their opinions about your asshole team... so why don't you leave and go to a Patriots website to blog? You harassed me for going to an opposite website... what the hell do you think you guys are doing? I realize you have nothing else to do, but try going to a positive website for a change. Idiots!

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Mark said...

Aw, the bat is still here.

And you assume that we don't have lives and stay on this site- like you.

Sorry, but it's kind of hard to predict what people do on the internet.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"I realize you have nothing else to do..."
This coming from someone who admits she watched every game on Sunday to see what teams wore number 21. LOL
GO PATS!!!!!!

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Dan said...

If you like the patriots, get the fuck off this site, its a patriots hate site, if you can't read.

Another piece of evidence that all patriots fans were born with down syndrome, autism, and were dropped as babies....into garbage cans.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Just because I dedicate my Sundays to watching football, doesn't necessarily mean I have nothing else to do. I happen to love watching football... not just one team, which is why I have Sunday Ticket. I'm not going to have the Patriots shoved down my throat one more week, pre-empting every other decent game to watch them blow out yet another opponent. Forgive me for taking my Sunday afternoons and watching football.

By the way, Dan is right. If you like the Patriots, why are you here?

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Another piece of evidence that all patriots fans were born with down syndrome, autism, and were dropped as babies....into garbage cans."

Another piece of evidence: all Haters are and will always be ass-wiping pieces of shit, goddamn bitches, and whores, not to mention they got dropped on their heads as babies into the toilet.

Using your logic, of course.

And no one said watching football was bad. I think PatsRule was just mentioning that you saw every game on Sunday to prove one thing about the Patriots.....which is kind of weird.

I think Pats fans are on here to A) defend their team instead of hating another, B) piss off haters, or C) have some fun with either A or B.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous God, Stupid Haters! said...

"Another piece of evidence that all patriots fans were born with down syndrome, autism, and were dropped as babies....into garbage cans."

Another piece of evidence: all Haters are and will always be ass-wiping pieces of shit, goddamn bitches, and whores, not to mention they got dropped on their heads as babies into the toilet.

Using your logic, of course.

And no one said watching football was bad. I think PatsRule was just mentioning that you saw every game on Sunday to prove one thing about the Patriots.....which is kind of weird.

I think Pats fans are on here to A) defend their team instead of hating another, B) piss off haters, or C) have some fun with either A or B.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous God, Stupid Haters! said...

Whoops sorry forgot to put my nickname on the first one and the thing accidentally posted.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"Another piece of evidence that all patriots fans were born with down syndrome, autism, and were dropped as babies....into garbage cans."
Stay classy haters!

"If you like the Patriots, why are you here?"
I've already told you: I love seeing the haters so miserable.

GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to clarify, the Pats lost one of their own teammates at the beginning of the season, maybe even in July to a drowning accident. Therefore, the Pats have chosen to memorialize their own teammate, Marquise Hill, with the #91 seen placed on the back of their helmets-how many other teams joined them during any game-none.

Also for the author, you're an idiot. Randy Moss maybe the go to guy, but if other teams concentrate on him Brady will just throw it to Wekler, Stallworth, Gafney, Watson, hell even Troy Brown or Vrabel for that matter-have you heard of any of these guys?

2:29 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Hey Dan,
I'm a Patriots fan and I'm on this site. I think I'll hang out for quite some time. I guess I can't read a lick. Now Go choke yourself.
I think the Patriots have an excellent shot at winning it all. We have veterans who know what they're doing and, this just in folks, Associated Press's Fucking Coach of the Year: BILL BELICHICK!!!! Oh yeah Haters!! Your boy won it all!! I'll bet that pisses you off!!! WAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
So just sit back and fucking recognize the man!!! You can call him Belichoke, Belicheat, Belibutthole!! It doesn't fucking matter!! We at Patriot Nation call him the fucking Master!!! Warlord!! God of Gods!!

Attack Patriots!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!!

10:29 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Pats fans,
What do you think about the Patriots playing the following teams: AFC Div. Playoff: Jaguars
AFC Championship: Colts
Superbowl XLI: Packers
Our supremacy will be unquestioned! Well except for a few of the most rabid/retarded Haters.

No Prisoners! No Mercy!!

11:18 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Once the Patriots lose, I can see Chip Dawg falling off the face of the earth. Thankfully!

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Pats ROCK said...

That is....IF the Patriots lose, my dear Giantsfanwhosanidiot.

Chip, I'm worried about the Jags as well as Dude. Packers are going to be fun to play....

But if it doesn't snow, the Jags will be defeated. Let's hope it doesn't snow.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I am utterly amazed at you Patriot fans. Congrats on your bandwagon jumping, it takes a lot of guts to stat loyal to a team that has every game given to them. You have THE easiest division in the NFL and you can't deny it, theres 6 free games a year and the other ones are given to you by the referees. Even with all this you guys still can't seem to find any class. You are cocky, dirty and always for some reason can't seem to figure out why people hate you. Contrary to popular belief, it is not jealousy, it's just that some people are not bags of douche.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Thankfully Anonymous has proved thre are still people out there that belong on this site.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Wow, anonymous. We're cocky AND dirty? But I just took a shower!
It IS jealousy, nothing more. Bow to our greatness!
The Pats have every game handed to them? You mean the Colts, the Chargers and the Giants and all the other teams took a dive? Then they should be investigated, fined and possibly be suspended. What a disgrace.
GO PATS!!!!!!!

4:42 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Giants Freak,
We lost the last two seasons and guess who's still here to fuck with you as much as possible?? Yes, that'd be me. And if we go 19-0, I'm going to torture you more mercilessly than ever before. You need to do more than hope they lose. You need to fucking pray.

Get a user name and some balls so we can shit on you appropriately. We didn't get any games handed to us. We FUCKING took them and destroyed everyone. Apparently you are the only human on the planet that didn't watch the Giants game. Every starter played and they gave us everything they had. However, in the end, we took their souls. They'll probably lose this weekend.

Pats Fans,
I have absolute confidence in this team like none other. They can and most likely will rise to the challenge and defeat anyone in front of them. I've been watching football a long time and I like our chances.

Patriots!! Prepare for Glory!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!

5:23 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Going back to Anonymous' post, (mostly because next couple are garbage) you can't deny that the Patriots have the absolute easiest 6 games given to them in their own division.

7:08 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Perhaps, but they don't really have a say in who plays in their division, do they? The Pats still had to play several tough, playoff-bound teams. And no team let up against them — every one gave it their best game. The Giants could have rested their players, but they were hungry to spoil the Patriots' perfect season and ended up playing their best game of the season. Not good enough, however.
If you're saying going 16-0 was a piece of cake for them, you're delusional. Everyone kept saying some Cinderella team would knock the Pats off, that running the table in the regular season in this day and age was impossible.
But it didn't happen. What they've already accomplished is awe-inspiring.
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!

7:52 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Giants Fraud,
The Pats have no control over how sorry and pathetic the other teams in the division are. Perhaps you know teams that have this control.
I do believe, no I know, the Patriots have played the best and beaten the best (Superbowl Champion & AFC South Champion Colts and the 13-3 NFC East Champion Dallas Cowboys this season. I also believe that we've beaten the Chargers (AFC West Champions), the Steelers (AFC North Champions)and that last year with a sorry excuse of a receiving corps we shut out this year's NFC Central Champion Packers 35-0. We have also played every playoff team except the Jags and the Titans and we have beaten them all.

Soon, provided the Steelers don't pull off the upset, we'll probably play the Jags and we'll probably beat their ass too.
Any questions??

Has anyone heard from SRD? I miss his sniveling.

No Prisoners..No Mercy.

9:23 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

No one was implying that they didn't win their way to where they are. Simply that 6 wins were easy wins. No one also said they had any control over who was in their division. Right now, however, their division is pathetic.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Patriotsreign said...

"Right now, however, their division is pathetic."
When you compare the other teams to the Patriots, it surely is.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Patty "you really love me!" Pat said...

Anonymous seems to have signed on for a case of Peptobismol.

You folks know why we love this site? It's called schadenfreude. We love your pain, your attempts to rationalize and the way the Tom Brady has torn up the hopes and dreams of all the other teams in the league. And, yes, we too are tired of all the fellating of Bill and Tom in the press.

Annonymous, I really do not see any Patriot bandwagon. Seems that the haters have the bandwagon. But you know what? It's all about the attention. The Pats are the best thing the NFL has going, so if you really love the game, then you have to love what the Patriots are doing.

Did you watch? I'll bet you did.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Dude said...

Wow, I go off for a few days and suddenly there's more arguments! How entertaining.

Well, guys, the playoffs begin day after tomorrow, and our beloved Patriots are not playing until next week.

But the whole thing about the Patriot bandwagon isn't true. The so-called bandwagon consists mostly of teenage girls who wear pink Brady jerseys, and when asked to name three players their head explodes. Sadly for you Haters, most of the Boston population that consists of the Patriot fandom is not like that. So suck it.

Six games easy....okay, whatever. Now that you have made your point, shut up. We're still 16-0. :)

Besides, there were TEN other games...I wonder....didn't they WIN those?

Let's hope they can win this year fellow Pats fans.

The Run for 19 and Done is gonna be FUN!

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe everyone here will appreciate the following video I found:

It appears the lyrics are in the description via a link.

9:53 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Hmmm, nice. But I think I like this video better:

10:33 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Congratulations to our talented, handsome, supermodel-banging quarterback, Tom Brady, for being voted NFL MVP!!!!! The accolades just keep on coming!
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!

12:52 PM  
Anonymous patsfaninNE said...

going back a while in the posts..
well giantsfan you may love watching football on sundays and then you ask why us pats fans go on this site.
well for me i happen to LOVE watching these uneducated trailer trash haters repeatedly humiliate themselves while trying to bask a team that is obviously unbelieveable.

no mercy
go pats

ps right on patty

1:30 PM  
Anonymous patsfaninNE said...

hahaha and plus all you haters just admit're J-E-A-L-O-U-S.. i mean, was this website made before the pats ruled the nfl? didnt think so
point proven

no mercy
go pats

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Gnar said...

Anyone who seriously can't get over the fact that the patriots are GOOD and believes all the shit that this website spews is, as "Anonymous" would say, a "bag of douche". What are you, 12? Do you know what a douche is?? Or do you mean a bag full of douches?? I don't get it. And to all you guys saying that the Patriots division is the easiest... ever heard of the NFC...??

10:34 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Patriot Haters,
You may have gotten your wish. The Jags are coming to town and, man, can they run the ball, throw the ball, and play some pretty good defense. It may be one and done for the Patriot Nation.
However, the truth is that I believe the Jags are going to get their asses handed to them. I've seen that they like to talk a lot of shit and even have your beloved asterisk placed next to the Patriots on their official website. See John Tomase's article in the Boston Herald (1/7/07)

Belichick is going to have the boys fired up and ready. The Jags are going to need Brady to throw more INTs than Roethlesburger. The odds on this are slim and none and slim's dead. It's going to be a war.

Patriots - Unleash the Fury!!!
No Prisoners..No Mercy.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

The Jags looked pretty damn good in the first half against the Steelers, but not so much in the second half.
They ran the ball pretty well, but most of their yardage came on interceptions and big mistakes by Big Ben and Co. The Patriots won't be making those mistakes.
Should be a good game.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Those ludicrous INTs by Roethlessbacon and that huge kickoff return by Jones-NancyDrew helped the JAGs quite a bit or else they may not have done much of anything in the first half. The other thing that killed the game for the Steelers was their own play-calling. In the 4th quarter, with a little over 4 mins left, they had a 3rd and 6. The Steelers had five WRS wide and Big Ben does the sorriest run ever to try and get the 1st down. Why the hell didn't they throw the ball? 6 Yards might as well be 6 miles against any NFL defense. The Steelers deserved to lose that game.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Hey Giantsfan,
Congrats on your Giants winning. Oh wait. I forgot. You aren't really a fan. You like all the teams except the Pats. You fu#@ing tool..

Has anyone heard from SRD? He's the whiniest acronym ever. Perhaps even worse than Giantsfreak. I miss his comments. I have very little to dump on these days. I'll bet he's waiting for the Pats to lose and then he along with the plethora of other Hater Tools will come out of the damn wood work.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

No Chip Dawg, I'm a REAL fan of the Giants. Granted, I can't stand the Patriots, but that's secondary. The Giants played a great game and I'm pleased. Now onto Dallas who, I believe, is falling apart.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous MannishBoy said...

It should make you Patriot fanboys nervous that *nobody* is intimidated by the Patriots *at all*.

They are utterly beatable.

They coasted through the first half of the season because nobody was sure who they were, but once other teams caught on, it was a different story.

If the Jags don't beat them, Indy will have a field day. You can't go into the playoffs without a defense.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"They coasted through the first half of the season because nobody was sure who they were"
Nobody knew who the Pats were? Yeah, three rings in four years will do that. Of course, Brady is also a very obscure quarterback, and the Pats get very limited exposure on TV.
You silly haters keep forgetting a very obvious point: The Patriots are looking at film and making adjustments too, and they're the most well-prepared team in the history of the NFL. They don't spend any time trash-talking; they work on their game.
The "utterly beatable," unbeaten Patriots will be just fine.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I just hope Del Rio brings a pocket full of rocks to throw back at the fans after the last time he was here. I hope he beans somebody off the noggin'.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Mannishboy, saying the Pats are "without a defense" is a bit overstating it, no?
The Pats rank 4th in total team defense overall, behind only the Steelers, Buccaneers and Colts. Where are the Jaguars? No. 12.
And here's a little nugget of information to enlighten you: All that matters is who has the most points at the end of the game, not how many points you allow. The Pats broke the all-time record in point differential — outscoring their opponents by 312 points — or did you forget?
And why SHOULD any team be intimidated by them? Any NFL team that plays scared is a joke.

Giantsfan — still the violent type, eh? Patriots fans are too classy for that sort of thing.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

The Patriots fans are the ones that pelted Jack Del Rio last time he was here in New England. Yeah, that is what I call class. First, his teams gets beaten by about 45 points, then the fans throw rocks at him. Nice sportsmanlike conduct.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

"I just hope Del Rio brings a pocket full of rocks to throw back at the fans after the last time he was here. I hope he beans somebody off the noggin'."

I, sadly, think that Del Rio has forgotten that incident and has finally let it go. Because, of course, he is a mature adult.

Unlike you, my dear.

Oh and MannishBoy- shut up. You're a mannish boy. The adjective may not speak for your mindset.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Mannish Dolt,
The Patriots "are utterly beatable" and "nobody is intimidated" by them at all.
Sir, I beg to differ. I don't know if you heard or not, but we're 16-0. We haven't lost. I guess your desert island has lousy a satellite signal and perhaps you never get newspapers. Plus, Tom Brady and that offense are absolutely relentless. Whenever another team takes the lead on them, they storm right back. I can't speak for NFL teams, but I'd find that a little intimidating. So I believe you were wrong on both counts.
I'd say something about that silly defense comment, but Patriotsreign (Nice name & a great book) already handed you your ass on that one. Nice work Reign.

Fuck Jack Del Rio. He should be have his ass handed to him by the league for suggesting that his players spear Tom Brady. But since the NFL will do no such thing, We'll take matters into our own hands and maybe stone him to death and leave his body for the crows. Just kidding (I don't want the Feds thinking I'm serious), but it makes for great cinematography.
Oh yeah, and Giantsfan screw you on your silly self-righteous fan-character bullshit. You sound like an absolute imbecile for bringing it up. Many of your fans in New York both for the Giants, the Knicks, and the Yankees are some of the worst in the country. Don't get me started on them. I'll produce a laundry list of true material.

Patriots! One game at a time! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!

4:13 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

You will be spewing more crap about Jack Del Rio when he leaves Saturday night with a victory.


2:50 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Unfortunately, that statement by Jack Del Rio was not crap. Although he later said his words were taken out of context, he was quoted as saying his players should have speared Tom Brady. Check that article in the Boston Herald I provided the link to.

If the Jags win, and depending on how it goes down, I'll probably be the first to say they played a great game and winning in Foxboro isn't easy, particularly against this Patriot Team. However, I think the Patriots are more than a match for them.

Giantsfraud, you still need to find a team to be a fan of or else we'll simply consider you a tool. Oh wait, I stand corrected. We already do..
No Prisoners..No Mercy

4:52 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Oh no, I'm hurt. Oh wait, I don't give a crap what you think.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Disgusted Pats Fan said...

Oh, wow, the intelligence of that comeback blew me backwards.

If you don't care what he thinks then stop responding to what he says....

12:47 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Well, disgusted Pats fan, why don't you boss your wife and kids around and stop telling me what to do? If you are truly a Patriots fan, I wouldn't be throwing that "intelligence" comment around too freely.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted Pats Fan said...

Heehee, I love how you assume I'm as old as you are! Sorry, not all of us are old, degenerate bats.

Ad hominum won't get you anywhere. Stop attacking me and attack my argument: why don't you completely ignore Chippie and get back to your life if you "don't give a crap" what he thinks?

Last time I checked, it was a suggestion, not a command. I see "intelligence" isn't a part of your minimal vocabulary as well.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Giantsfreak's idea of a comeback is repeating back what you stated to her. She doesn't have a lot of original material.
I guess her response to this will be: "If you're truly a Patriots fan, you shouldn't be accusing someone else of lacking originality."

6:22 AM  

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