Haters Song
Los Angeles (INEPT) - In case you hadn't heard it yet, check out the Patriot Haters song, thanks to Mario Ruiz from 710 ESPN radio. The song made a national debut of sorts on the Herd. We present it here in case you missed it. The lyrics:
Hilarious. A National Movement is beginning, my friends. Sing the song, cheer the anti-cheer. And let it be known: win or lose, the Hatred will live on.
new englands undefeated team
and the coach he's a jerk
got the whole country hatin' on him
got randy moss
next thing you know
they just throw throw throw throw throw throw throw
them super bowl rings
and your trophies from your past
should turn around and give them all right back
we know you cheat
bill belicheat
you're so low low low low low low low
i haven't seen nothing like this before
first NFL team 16 and 0
and if they win the superbowl
this team (something) will be eating crow
one rings come on
two rings come on
three rings come on
now that's three rings
what you think, you the man brady?
gotta a runway model giselle as your lady?
that's why your team is so hated
the girls that you dated
and steroid related
it's always debated
cause when you competed
you went undefeated
but since that you cheated
your fans are annoying
patriots, red sox annoying
celtics your fans are annoying
hope that you're really enjoying
(repeat from beginning until "low low low ...")
Hilarious. A National Movement is beginning, my friends. Sing the song, cheer the anti-cheer. And let it be known: win or lose, the Hatred will live on.
Labels: radio, song, we hate the new england patriots
posted by Hater in Chief at 3:59 PM
52 Comments:
Wow, that's awesome!
I don't think any other dynasty ever frustrated its competition's fanbases so much as to spawn a "hate song"!
More proof, that the 07/08 Patriots will go down as the GREATEST TEAM EVER.
hahahaha you guys are losers, Bradys sittin at home with a big smile on his face about the win the next superbowl cuz hes 17-0 and your all just hatin. hatin on the best. thats whack. im not even a pats fan but i dont hate.
This is unprecedented! Yet more validation for the Patriots' greatness. I love it!
That has got to be the worst song I've ever seen. And I took a bunch of creative writing classes in college, so I know from bad poetry.
I can do way better than that:
The coach is so crabby!
The quarterback is cute!
The coach dresses badly! We oughta bring a suit!
I'm so stupid!
I'm so dumb!
I hate the Patriots
Just because they won!
Belichick was busted!
He paid a hefty fine.
The team went out and
kicked some ass time after time.
I'm so bitter!
I'm spitting sour grapes.
How do the Patriots
get out of all those scrapes?
Now Belichick's Coach of the Year,
And Brady's MVP.
We'll see just what the future holds-
To me it's awfully clear.
It's easy to say "fag" or "gay"
When you are calling names.
I doubt that Brady worries much While he is winning games.
Maybe they're just better
than your team is this year.
Perhaps you should examine
the true source of your fear.
I know that it's total crap! Have at it, haters!
Sorry, but we must be doin pretty damn good to earn that amount of time spent creating a SONG.
Pats vs Chargers.....coulda been more dramatic, but we'll take it. Can't wait to see either the Giants or the Packers in the Super Bowl.
In the words of Chip:
GO PATRIOTS!!!! NO PRISONERS!!! NO MERCY!!!
UHHHHG
So the foxborough phonies win again well woopdy doo jaguars couldn't defend there mothers and now the last great hope of haterdom (the colts) decide to take a nap W.T.F. wouldn't count on chargers to save the nfl from disgrace perhaps the nfc champ but most likley ths season could go down as one you use to explain to your childern whats wrong with sports************
go chargers????(oh boy)
This song and blog are so lame. Please, be more productive with your life. go pats!
Wow - so some untalented hack got a crappy casio keyboard for Christmas and he's got to fire it up and subject the rest of us to his bitterness over it?
I wonder if you heard the song by Meat Depressed?
Now that's a song...
You mean this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0IWX0lRcy0
As a lifelong Colts fan (suppressing hysterical giggles here) shouldn't you be more worried about that creepy double-stuff Oreo commercial that was on yesterday than the perfect Pats? Seriously, is there anything your Frankenstein quarterback won't say no to?
And what did Cowterd think of the song?
Either way, he's a putz. And we love this stuff. Not the Manning commercial, the HATE. We LOVE IT!
Brady's demographic: aspirational (bling watches, exotic sports cars).
Mannings' demographic: fat slobs chowing the Oreos.
But in the end, gotta give props to LT and Rivers who, by sitting on the sidelines, did more to expose Manning as a fake than our beloved Pats did. What a bummer for us that we don't get to see Peyton cry in Foxboro.
Here's a little ditty to help you sleep better at night (sing to Oscar Meyer Song):
I wish I was a New England Patriots fan,
Oh, I wish the Patriots were my favorite team,
Cuz if I were a Patriot fan,
Then every jealous numb-nut in the football world would hate me!
nyuk nyuk nyuk
Minty,
Great freakin song!! Nice work!! It was far better than Hater in Chief's.
Dude,
Thanks for thinking of me pal!!
Hater,
You've done some nice work in the past (The Gauntlet was pretty good). Perhaps you need to work on your blogs a little longer. Now, like the Colts, get back to the drawing board, or perhaps consider retirement like Tony Dungy. Consult your wife first or else your balls will be her's.
Anonymous Hater,
Buddy, your grammar is absolutely awful. If you're going to bitch about the "Foxboro phonies" please have someone proofread it first. You just look like a whiny retard.
Giants Fan,
Congrats!! Your team is in the NFC Championship!! You and SRD have been awfully quiet lately. Whatsa matter? Depressed that the New England Spartans keep throttling all who oppose them? I understand. Have a gin and tonic on me kid.
We're almost there, but 19-0 is still just a dream. That Charger D is pretty fast, so the Light and the Boys on the O-Line will have to hold the line hard if we expect to win.
Was Laurence Maroney fu#@ing outstanding the other day or what?? He'll need to be good too in order for us to pull this one out.
GO PATRIOTS!! KEEP FIRING THOSE MUSKETS BOYS!! NO PRISONERS!! NO MERCY!!!
Hells yeah, CHIP!
We gonna go 19-0, bitches. BOOM. DOME. IT'S OVER.
I think Hater in Chief's mom was double-teamed by Michael Timpson and Zeke Mowat....just saying. Oh, yeah...he took a bath on the 16-0 shirts too.
Too bad about the Ponies (Although losing their last playoff game at home in the dome WAS kind of bitter-sweet to watch from a distance).
Now we have the crybaby twins on deck. They both looked really happy to be standing on the sidelines yesterday....must have been a relief to not have to keep getting hit. PR and LT, rest easy boys...seasons almost over.
Saw the plans for your new stadiun pony phonies....pretty big. How are you going to fill it when the team reverts to its 8-8 ways? I can see it already, overalls in the luxury boxes. Uhyup.....
Chip Dawg,
I am still around, just relishing in the light of the Giants being in the NFC Championship. Whatever happens in the AFC really doesn't matter to me right now. I'm just so glad to be playing in Green Bay on Sunday!
Well Giants Fan, I will be rooting against your Giants. Perhaps the reasons are obvious. Revenge for 1997 will be nice, but I think the Patriots need to beat the Packers since we've beaten everyone else. Despite the whininess of those Colt fans, there will be no question as to the invincibility of Brady and his 300.
WE WILL KILL THEM ALL!!! NO PRISONERS!! NO MERCY!!!
Chip Dawg,
I understand, because if it weren't the Giants playing the Packers, I would be rooting for the Packers also.
However, the Giants are definitely better when the whole world picks against them, so go right ahead!
I'm sorry... I hit the anonymous button when this post should've been mine.
One thing I find interesting though, is the hype is all "Favre/Brady". There is still that "what if" factor. Just what if it's Rivers/Eli. It sure would be funny to see. The sportscasters would be speechless, kinda like when the Panthers beat Donovan McNabb to go into the Super Bowl and Joe Buck and Troy Aikman just kinda looked at one another. Man, that was beautiful!
Yeah, I thought the NFL Gameday the other day was absolutely hilarious. Rich Eisen, Deion Sanders, and that former 49ers coach looked like someone kicked them in the balls. They could not believe, could not grasp the concept, that the Colts lost to the Chargers.
Yeah well guys I think the best face was Manning.
He made his patented Manning face.
I can't wait to see Brady's face when he loses, and he will. Might not be this season, but it will happen. He can't win forever. Contrary to New Englander's beliefs, he isn't Jesus.
Uh....you DO realize, after this season, I'm alright with the Patriots not winning another one right afterwards....right?
Cause...in case you didn't notice....if we DO go 19-0, we WILL make NFL history.....so....uh....wow, sorry, your statement was just so stupid.....
Minty,
No offense, but the true hater kicks it strictly Limerick-style:
There was a receiver named Moss,
Who was looking for Tom Brady's toss,
But Woodson and Harris,
Like Tom's girlfriend in Paris,
Were all over him in the Patriot's first loss!
Haters,
The reality is that the look on Tom Brady's face after a loss next year won't be nearly as pleasurable as the looks on all of you haters if the Patriots go undefeated this year. For the rest of your lives you will have to live with the fact that your arch-enemy was the best team ever. You could be, as the Hater in Chief said, in "Football Hell."
No Prisoners..No Mercy..Forever.
Love it... Love it... Love it...a bunch of whining babies that can't face the fact that the Patriots are the best team PERIOD and Belichick is the best coach PERIOD.The Patriots are a class organization with tremendous players that love the game..Brady is a great guy who took a salary cut so New England could pick up some good players..would Manning do that??Are you all really mad at him because super models like him??I think the word is jealous.. Give me a break.. as far as the filming signals..you might as well hate your favorite team also because they do the same thing..everyone tries to steal signals,why else do they cover their mouths with the clip board when they talk, plus the camera thing was a new rule..would the Patriots have done it so out in the open if they thought it was wrong??? Plus it had absolutely no effect on any games. It stinks it happened,I was bummed ,but it always has from everybody from football to baseball. Kraft is a class act also, He is going to honor the girl at half time that the Colts fans booed. I was hoping for a Greatriots and Colts reunion in the championship, but after that completely classless act, I am glad they lost, and they deserve the pout that was written all over Peytons face. Good job Colts fans, I think its time you whiners change your pampers and put the pacifier back in your mouths..you only wish your team was as good as the Patriots, they aren't so your trying to belittle a GREAT TEAM!!
The New England GREATRIOTS!!!
Gumby,
I don't know why I'm even talking to you. I shouldn't even acknowledge your existence, but that fact is I'm bored. What loss are you talking about? Last I checked the Pats were 17-0. Oh wait, I get it. The loss hasn't even happened yet, but somehow you've foreseen it in your fu#@ing chrystal ball. The next time we want someone to tell us the future we'll ask first. Nostrodumbass. Go choke yourself you non-rhyming dipshit.
NO PRISONERS!! NO MERCY!!
Patriots are Greatriots,
Truer words were never spoken. We had a whole discussion on this blogsite about classless fans, but nothing was ever said about Colts fans until now. What they did the other day should make Colts fans ashamed. Booing a 12 year-old girl just because of the Jersey she wears is simply atrocius. Like you said, the Colts deserved to lose that game because of the way their fans acted and because of their team choking away so many trips to Red Zone. Have a nice off-season Indianapolis. We'll meet you again next season where we'll throttle you again.
NO PRISONERS. NO MERCY. SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS NO LONGER.
HOLD IT CHIP DAWG!!!
If some 12 yr old (and she was 14) wore an Indy jersey to Gillette, the fans would've STONED her, and don't deny it. Even Tony Kornheiser said that on PTI. Maybe it was classless booing a young girl that just happened to represent the Patriots, but please, PLEASE don't get on your high horse about fan behavior, since the Patriots fans are way worse.
"If some 12 yr old (and she was 14) wore an Indy jersey to Gillette, the fans would've STONED her"
Giantsfan, please provide us the links to the news stories that detail these stonings. Little girls have been to Gillette wearing Indy jerseys in the past, yet I don't ever remember reading about them being harassed.
Patriotsreign,
If you get ESPN360, please watch PTI from Monday and you will see Kornheiser say the same thing. As well as Wilbon say that the girl shouldn't have been there.
The Patriots throw rocks at EVERYBODY. Just ask Jack Del Rio. When I have time I will find documentation to throw your way, however, I do have a job to go to.
In any case, I am not condoning what the Colts' fans did, I'm just saying that no Patriots fan should get on a high horse about behavior in their stadium until they look in the mirror. AND, before you say it, yes, I know the Giants' fans poured coffee and threw hot dogs at the Patriots when they were there in December, and I'm not a fan of that either.
I get ragged on in this blog for taking on character issues, and I'm not backing down from the lack of character issues of any fan base. I also can't let comments go trashing the Colts' fans when the Patriots' fans are just as bad, if not worse.
"If you get ESPN360, please watch PTI from Monday and you will see Kornheiser say the same thing. As well as Wilbon say that the girl shouldn't have been there."
So two talking heads say something on TV that you happen to agree with, and this is your evidence? How does this offer proof that the "Patriots throw rocks at EVERYBODY"? If that were true, don't you think there would be a tad more arrests at games?
Maybe if you toned down your hysterical rants, Giantsfan, then more people might take you seriously.
"Just ask Jack Del Rio."
You mean the guy who encouraged his players to spear Tom Brady? Check, I'll do that.
"Maybe it was classless booing a young girl that just happened to represent the Patriots, but please, PLEASE don't get on your high horse about fan behavior, since the Patriots fans are way worse."
MAYBE it was classless? MAYBE?!
No more argumentation is needed. Clearly this woman is insane.
And what does it matter if she's twelve or fourteen? She's a fricken minor.
And I'm sorry, no evidence to substantiate the throwing of rocks- Jack Del Rio I bet, unlike you, has grown up into a responsible and reasonable adult who has forgotten the act of about .01% of NE fans.
Giants Fan,
What the hell are you talking about? When did Jack Del Rio supposedly get hit with rocks? What other stories are out there about anyone having rocks thrown at them? I understand your all about the character issues, but please have the facts behind your statements. I'll be waiting for your response and you better make it good. Pretend this is an English Comp paper where you have to have a bibliography. Give us your sources damn it or else every posting you give will be considered bullshit.
NO PRISONERS. NO MERCY. NO SOURCES. NO BASIS OF KNOWLEDGE.
Yeah really. Giantsfan, provide evidence to back up your outlandish statements or STFU.
With all your sweeping, ad hominem attacks, you sound like a desperate politician who's 15 points behind in an election poll.
Good grief, the Pats were terrible for forty years. Anytime you get a team (Steelers of '78, Cowboys of the 1990's). The fact that there are no sound bytes? Prevents distractions.
Yes, they got caught with the filming, and paid the fine. Done.
Passing game? So what? This is entertainment AND a business.
Oh for Chip Dawg. Thank you for your sharp posts. Saw your profile and wanted to ask, are you a Boston cop?
Giants Fan,
We're still waiting on your reply. My look at the time! I have no doubt the Patriot fans would have thrown rocks at Del Rio if given the chance. Many of them double-fist beers before they get to the stadium since Foxboro police allow them to drink in public. I just don't believe such an incident happened. Nobody I know has ever heard of such a thing and I can't find it on the internet.
CactusCorner,
No not a Boston Cop. I've got several different jobs, but I did major in English (writing concentration) and history with a military concentration, so like you I've got an interest in writing, as well as football.
NO PRISONERS..NO MERCY. NO WORD FROM GIANTS FAN IN NE
Wow! I love how the Colts fans try and justify their completely lame behavior towards a little girl by trying to put the blame on other teams saying they would of stoned someone...whatever....I am just glad that The Greatriots will give her proper honor for her accomplishments this Sunday..Maybe Peyton should do another pep talk commercial on how to belittle and embarrass children...
GO PATS!!! History in the makeing!!
I think that Peyton Manning Pep Talk would go something like this:
Hate the New England Patriots? Do you feel like booing a 12 year-old girl just because she has the Patriot Jersey on?
The cure for this is to sit back on your couch, turn on something besides football, and crack open a nice cold glass of GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RUDE PRICK.
NO PRISONERS! NO MERCY!!
Chip Dawg,
Yeah, that last post proves you mastered in English. LOL You're a beaut!
Keep waiting for my proof... it's on it's way. I just couldn't resist remarking at that wonderful English you use.
Giants Fraud,
Clearly there is no proof, so once again you opened up your trap and spewed out false bullshit. Typical hater. Like the rest of your foolish posse, when you don't have any real insight or new material, like Dan Rather you just go ahead a make it up. That might have flown in 5th grade, but here you lose your integrity forever. We won't take anything you say seriously and will pretty much disregard you. You may choke yourself whenever you're ready.
NO PRISONERS...NO MERCY.
Chip Dawg,
Wow, I think that telling me I have lost my integrity forever is kinda.... let's say.... void, coming from you. Who the hell cares what you think? Just because you and your little gay fans disregard me, doesn't mean the world does. You don't back up all the devotion crap you spew about your team. I realize no one asks for backup. Oh yeah, that's because nobody gives a damn what you think! Don't tell me to shut up or go away, I'm not your wife. I'll say and do what I want, and if trashing the Gaytriots is what I want to do... so be it. Deal with it!
"Just because you and your little gay fans disregard me, doesn't mean the world does. "
Heeeheehee, you sound like the girls I used to go to school with who ended up blonde hookers on the street. Their usage of the word gay is very similar to the childish way you said it here.
And I don't know if Chip's telling you to care about what he thinks. Why do you insist upon putting words in our mouths?
If you were his wife though, (and I HATE wife abusers) I still wouldn't blame him for smacking you one right across the head.
Well, Pats Fan, after that comment, it shows that Randy Moss must be your favorite on the team.
I'm sure Chip Dawg doesn't have a wife. Not one that he doesn't pay nightly for anyway.
.....wait, you mean your husband doesn't pay for you?!!
WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL. EAT IT.
Nothing you can say can make this win for the Giants less important and great than it is. I'm so happy for them and glad to be in the Super Bowl.
So, maybe you're team is going to the Super Bowl, but so is mine!
Ooooohhh it's a battle of epic proportions....
Can't wait to see you after we win. :D
Well, it's after the Super Bowl. Or, in your words, after you've won. So tell me, how'd that perfect season go?
Oh, wait. That's right. Who won?
NOT YOU.
18-1. That's pretty damn perfect to me. And I'm not even a Giants fan. I'm a Colts fan, but I hate the Patriots and I was rooting for the Giants like they were the Colts.
I was thinking of the Super Bowl as I watched Michael Phelps dominate the pool in the Olympics. Before they even started, France was talking about how they were going to destroy the U.S., that that was what they were there to do.
The end result? Phelps wins (eight times). The French fail. The moral of the story? Those who talk trash get what they deserve.
It's the same concept. The Patriots talked trash about the Giants before the Super Bowl. Case in point: Plaxico Burress gave the Pats TOO MUCH credit in his prediction that the Giants would win 23-17. Of course, Tom Brady scoffed at that anyway, saying, "We're only gonna score 17 points? Haha, okay." Unfortunately for Mr. Brady and all the fans who talked trash about the Giants before the game was even over, the Giants won 17-14. And the Patriots got what they deserved.
The Giants won. The Patriots failed. 18-1. The end. And cheaters never win: The Manning brothers do.
Yeah maybe the giants won but the patriots beat the colts and the giants once so to all of the Manning fans Peyton is a pussy and eli is a dumb son of a bitch.
what no comment from the so called patriot hater. well i guess he is like Peyton or Eli because he has nothing to say the fucking pussy. look at the giants and the colts the colts are 10-4, giants lost to the cowboys which begins the total to 11-3, ohhhhh so much bullshitting about the Patriots how does it feel when some one talks about your fucking team.
GO PATRIOTS THE COLTS AND GIANTS SUCKS DICK LIKE THE MANNING BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its all about the dolphins undefeated season thats why the dolphins r the greatest team alive
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