Thursday, May 03, 2007

Why We Hate

Ann Arbor (INEPT) - The amount of confusion: high. The amount of misinformation: much. The facts: plain wrong. Many of you (particularly, fans of the Hatriots) somehow think this is a blog with a hidden agenda, where our Hatred of those clods in New England is some kind of cover, hiding our true appreciation of some other team.

Let us be clear, here, once and for all: we hate the New England Patriots. We don't hate them because of natural geographic preference for some other local team (indeed, staff members live on the east coast, west coast, and the midwest). We hate the New England Patriots. We find joy in seeing your Golden Team lose.


See if you can find which team we hate

We are not fans of the Packers, Vikings, Lions, or Bears. We are not fans of teams from Miami, New York, or Buffalo. We do not secretly yearn to see victory by creatures such as Eagles, Giants, Redskins, or Cowboys. We do not hope to finally see a Super Bowl victory by Carolina, New Orleans, Atlanta, or Tampa Bay. Seattle, St. Louis, San Francisco, Arizona? Don't care about 'em. Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Cleveland? Not even places we'd visit. Indianapolis, Tennessee, Jacksonville, Houston? When they play the Hatriots, we cheer them on; otherwise, don't care. San Diego, KC, Denver, Oakland? We barely even know where these places are.

All together now: We hate the New England Patriots. We Hate The New England Patriots. WE HATE THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. It is as simple, perverse, and wonderful as that. Join us in our cause! Hate us if you like. But be confused no longer. We do not root for others to win. We simply hope, pray, and (often) scream for one team to lose.

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34 Comments:

Blogger Stephen said...

Well that's a little juvenile

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patriot fans are such morons, you post here in new topic. Hater i love what you have done with your BLOG lately


Kevin Smith said...
Just a few questions for Toad - and I will preface it by saying I am a Patriots fan - and yes, I have this same sort of disdain for the Yankees, but I can't say it's for the exact same reasons. I'm not going to get into some of the mindless insults that are thrown around here by some of the other fans...I think it puts credibility and knowledge into question...

But here goes -

First, I have to admit, I'm not happy with the Moss trade, and not terribly thrilled by the Merriweather pick-up, but he also isn't coming out of school with the rap sheet of either Pacman Jones, or Chris Henry. As for characterizing the team as criminals - who else are you talking about? Brady? Seymour, Bruschi? I'm curious, and would legitimately love to see the articles. Otherwise, we're talking about slander - it's not like we're looking at the Bengals here, or players like Tank Johnson or Sean Taylor (possibly part of the reason I'm so disappointed in the Moss deal).

As for running a slave labor camp - considering last year was the only year under Belichick that the team didn't spend up to or near the cap limit, I fail to understand how they're running as you put it a, "slave labor camp." I'm just looking for clarification on that statement. Also, any slave labor camp where the minimum salary is around $400 thousand...sign me up (also keeping in mind that there are several teams that are traditionally below the salary cap by a considerable amount, including the Eagles, and Green Bay usually has space).

If you're going to use Asante Samuel as a case, familiarize yourself with what he's asking for, which is in the range of $10 million per year, which would be more than what they're paying the QB. Would you want to see your team commit nine percent of its salary cap number to a player that will directly affect about half the number of plays in a game that the QB will? I know I don't - that's a serious sacrifice of quality and in depth and at other positions.

Also, if they're treating the players so poorly, why do so many of the guys that already have rings decide to stay for less money?

I'm not asking you to be a fan (god no), because where would be the fun in sports without our villains (Steinbrenner, Jerry Jones, and Al Davis for me, the Krafts and everyone associated with the Pats for you)? But if you're gonna hate 'em, hate 'em for legit reasons, not ones that you might make up. I hate the Yankees, but I respect what they've done...to an extent, but it's hard to completely respect a team that's dominant because they outspend everybody. I hate the Raiders...mostly because I'm not thrilled with the personality of the owner, team, and fan base - they grate me the wrong way.

As for the selfish charge - since when was it any team's goal to be a team of philanthropists? I want some modicum of selfishness - the desire for personal glory associated with winning at the team level, as long as that's tempered with the understanding that there are 10 other guys out on the field doing everything to make that one guy's job easier (something Samuel isn't doing in his negotiations).

Amusing site, btw

9:41 AM
Pats Fan said...
Amen Kevin!

11:28 AM
Anonymous said...
To the Toad

From Richard,

I have been trying to post a reply since my last. But for the unforeseen banning of me posting here, by I assume Hater in Chief or someone else that helps run this blog (Cough) Toad.
I will only post this one time under Anonymous since this is the only way I can say to you, yes I'm here.

It’s very amusing that Toad keeps calling me out but never has answered one of my questions with any honesty. I am starting to see a pattern here where Hater in Chief and Toad are one in the same person.

So if you want to debate with me and call me out at least have the balls to let me speak my mind as you have done. Because it takes a bigger man to use his real name then to use an Anonymous one.

I would love to answer any and all of your questions Toad.


So now the ball is in your corner what you do with it is totally up to you. But real men don’t run from harmless debate they confront it, unless you have already conceded to me?

BTW,
I found this site not by looking for it.
It came to me in my e-mail Google-news Patriots news of the week link, and I figured why not post here and stir up a fever pitch of debate, And it looks as if it did.

Remember where the ball is, do you want to play?
Or are you going to play make believe and pretend I was never here, Professor?

GO PATRIOTS

Richard

1:44 PM

2:27 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

> stephen said...
> Well that's a little juvenile

Dear Stephen,

Just a little juvenile? We are offended. With the hours we put into crafting our message, we expect high marks on immaturity and related metrics. You are simply telling us: try harder. And that we will.

- The INEPT Staff

6:07 AM  
Blogger Stephen said...

I would expect no less

"We find joy in seeing your Golden Team lose"

I'll bet it's been a long hard six years.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Hater in Chef –

You say…We find joy in seeing your Golden Team lose. It is as simple and pure as that.

There has got to be a better answer here! I thought about it and the answer to this is you must be Drew Bledsoe! That has to be the answer because Tom Brady took your job! Bill Belichoke, as you refer to him, traded you like a child trades his lunch on a school yard! Now, that you’re retired you have nothing better to do than rag on the Patriots! Your ego can’t take the fact that you are a coward as a quarterback and were sacked more times than you can count on your little hands and toes!

If you are not Drew Bledsoe than your reason for hating the Patriots is not a logical reason! People we are not dealing with a sane man here!

10:51 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

WOW,
Drew Bledsoe?
or
Lawyer Milloy?

I see now Pats Fan, an EX Patriot that makes the most sense.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

Hater in Chef

Thank you for letting me post again.

Cheers

GO PATRIOTS

11:10 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Pats Fan,

We have repeatedly asked Mr. Bledsoe and Mr. Milloy to join the staff, with little luck so far. But the cold, dead look in their eyes told us all we needed to know: we are not alone. Let the Hatred continue!

- Hater in Chief

3:40 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

to Hater in Chief

These are your words

We do not hope to finally see a Super Bowl victory by Carolina, New Orleans, Atlanta, or Tampa Bay.

Well I got news for you, Tampa Bay won a Super Bowl.

In January of 2003, at the end of the franchise’s 27th season, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers became home to the Lombardi Trophy after a 48-21 victory over Oakland in Super Bowl XXXVII. Though clearly the most glorious moment in franchise annals (so far!), that day is receding into Buc history as the team pursues new and greater triumphs.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay, so to start, I agree with most of what "Kevin Smith" wrote in his comment. You are obviously not educated on the Patriots at all with most of the things your saying about them, and Kevin Smith brings up some good points in his comments, which you DON'T have the answers to because it's just bullshit. So get your facts straight before you open your mouth. With that said, you obviously have no life since you have the free time to make a website about how much you hate the patriots. I can picture you guys now, some losers that never had a piece of ass in your life other than the other douchebags that made this site with you, spend your weekends writting gay blogs about your homoerotic activities with one another. Lets see, you hate the patriots, and they suck. right? Well, I guess you forgot about the the 3 superbowls in 4 years, the 21 game winning streak which was the NFL all-time record, Tom Brady's 2 superbowl MVP's, the fact that Tom Brady was a nobody, passed up by every team at least 5 times in the draft and is now one of the top 5 QB's to ever live, winning the superbowls with a bunch of no name players who all come together every week and do their job, and thats how they win. How can you not respect that? If you are a human being with a pulse you have to respect what they've done, and if you don't then your obviously jealous of what they've done. For example, I hate the spurs with a passion, I'm a Knick fan (I know, they suck, but I love em) but since I am a fan of the game, I respect what they do night in and night out. If you want to hate on the Patriots because they are a group of winners, and your obviosly jealous and a bunch of losers, than I guess it's understandable. Keep talking, because while your wasting your meaningless lives with this gay shit that 6 people look at a year (I'm only on because a friend told me about it), the Patriots will be out on the field winning games like they have done since Brady stepped foot on the field. So in conclusion, get a life, get some ass, get outdoors, pause your star trek dvd, and get your facts straight before you waste days of your life with this stupid ass website you have. Thanks, and enjoy the superbowl on Feb. 3rd, I'm sure when the Pats win it this year again, you'll have more lies and jealousy to spread around like a bunch of high school freshman girls. Fuck off!

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually feel sorry for the Patriots because they have to play right outside the worst city in America: Boston! Bob Kraft, you're a tool and should have moved the team to a city (or region, or state for that matter) that actually deserves to have a professional sports franchise.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Maxime fro Quebec said...

i'm from Quebec... Here, cause of our geographic situation, most of people who watch football loves the Patriots. I'm an Hatriot and i think that Patriots is a looser team (in fact, i heard that they was cheating XD)I hope they will lose!

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so your saying you hate for no reason. makes total sense. but for whoever said the Randy Moss trade. i bet you take that back now.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know what your doing! The Patriots are the best football team in the NFL right now, so get rid of this page!

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your acronyms and wordplays are just so creative!
"Hatriots?" "Belichoke?" Did you think of those all by yourself, or did a five year-old help you out? It's like you enjoy hating the Patriots more than you do rooting for your own team And you know what? That's pathetic. Get a life, asshole and you wanna know something else im only 14 and i know people who are haters esspecially to the patriots are just losers that live in their mothers basements and + people like you are just the skid marks on the under pants of the new england patriots!

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pats haters can choke on peytons peter !!!
haters..stop with the jealousy !!!
waaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
bunch of yankee loving anti-new england lowlifes !!!
don't hate the player,hate the game !!!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

death to all patriot haters and their incestous hillbilly families !!!
peyton is a dick licker !!!
he circle jerks with t.o.
and all the new york yankees !!!
long live the pats and red sox !!!

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Karina said...

Wow. I have never seen such an amusing site in my life. There is quite a bit of joy I get from reading all the bogus comments from Pat fans. No offense, they do make some great points but to all of you Pat fans: Hater in Chief shoots y'all down every time. I do not loathe the Pats, no my passion is not that deep. I just simply hate them. Tom Brady may be a good quarterback to some and have been doing the Pats wonders but, he needs to get an attitude adjustment. He bugs the crap out of me and needs to stop acting like a pompous ass. God help you all who remain loyal to the Patriots. And to this site, keep doing what you're doing. I'll be back to observe. Haha, I've never laughed so hard.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well screw all of you on this site you can just go suck someones dick. The pats are the best team in the NFL so far, and you're all just jelous

6:57 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

I bet they do suck dick...but not as much as you. I am all in for the patriots, but why do you focus on these haters. You should go and watch the games that the patriots play. Don't mind these haters. They are just mad because the most famous teams lost to the patriots, or other teams.


this goes to all of you patriot fans.


As for me, I will continue on, to fight against all of these haters, and defend my team. Thats what a true fan is......they always stick to a team, not someone who sticks to a team that hates that team.


If you want to see me, I will be known as "ne rocks"

6:58 PM  
Anonymous patriot said...

"Karina"..everyone has the right to hate. Like the way I hate you...

Tom Brady Pompous? Oh...you must have mistaken his soft spoken, confident, intelligent, classy way he credits others for his outstanding accomplishments. Or maby his work ethic, watching 40hrs a week of game film...

You are just another douchebag that would be better served on your knees than trying to understand football or manhood.

I'll be happy to give you a facial spelling out Brady on your forehead...you tramp.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is your point?

6:01 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

means that the patriots are going to win the super bowl the 4th time

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously no patsy lovers have posted AFTER the stuperbowl!!!!! ha, ha. great site. LOVE to see the insulted whiners' comments.....

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

well, guess what....

I'm still replying



Why aren't you

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the FUCK are you???!!!??? oh and who the fuck cares......................................................................................................

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

I am the only one that is replying. Thats who the fuck I am.




3-22-08

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, yes you are the ONLY one still posting. see, every body else already got the picture....move on. but not you, noo. you ain't got a clue.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Ne Rocks said...

I do have a clue

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi everybody,

I haven't bothered to visit this site in months, since the superbowl to be exact. I guess since the world saw how the patriots couldn't win without cheating there is no point to hating them.

I would have presumed that after such a humiliating defeat all patriots fans would crawl away to die in a ditch somewhere, but surprise, surprise, its a rainy day and so i decided to visit my favourite website and it seems there are still some dirty patriots fans out there, so to you all i have to say is....17-14...how does that feel like!

In 10 years time nobody will remember that the Dolphins went 1-15 last year all they will remember is that the patriots went 18-1. If you don't believe look at the 1998 Vikings, they broke the NFL scoring record, but the only thing people remember is that they lost in the conference game and became the first 15-1 team not to make the play-offs. Same with the early 90's Bills, lost four superbowls, nobody remember they are the only team to when four conference games in a row. So the patriots can take all there records and throw them in the bin because the only thing you'll be remembered for is choking in the big one!

Fourth and long, while in FG range, lets go for it! Oops, i guess Bill isn't a genius anymore!

Sacked 5 times and just one TD pass? Oops i guess Tom isn't gods gift to the QB position.

Unable to stop a last minute drive lead by a lesser Manning? Oops i guess experience isn't more important than youth in a defence.

I could go on and on, but the rain is giving way and I'm going out so to all you fair weather patriots fans, 17-14, that’s all history will remember.

8:36 AM  
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