Monday, November 05, 2007

Headlines

We all know newspapers are basically full of crap. But the headlines following the Debacle in Indianapolis go beyond bad reporting. They show that most newspapers are written by a bunch of stupid people. It is sad. Here, we provide a sample:

Patriot games: Never in doubt. From the Chicago Sun-Times. Thanks, Sun-Times. It was never in doubt, except when it was completely in doubt, which was most of the game.

Doing it Belichick's way, Patriots far and away the NFL's best. This is from the Canadian Press. Hello, Canada, this is football! That's AMERICAN football! Please stick to Hockey, and drinking.

Patriots Leave No Doubt Who's No. 1 As the Colts Leave With Loss No. 1. Gee, NY Times, you must be right, there is no doubt too. Sounds like you and the Sun-Times should get together and have a beer and talk sports. Oops, I forgot: the NY Times completely stinks at sports coverage. Stick to real news, morons. (Editor's note: the online link actually gives a different headline than the print edition, which is what we quote here)

Colts cleared of cheating against Patriots. Amazingly, the Hatriots complained the Colts were cheating during the game by piping in audio noise. Yes, that's right, dear Reader, you heard right: the Hatriots accused the Colts of cheating. Wow. Predicted next headline: Hatriots accuse other team of being a bunch of assholes.

Pats just know what it takes. What a dumb headline. Nice one, Boston Herald. Even worse, though, is the article, which begins with Richard Seymour's words of wisdom. "We felt (like we had them) the whole game," defensive end Seymour said, following the 24-20 come-from-behind triumph. "It was just a matter of us making the plays. We didn’t know when the plays were going to be made, we just knew somebody was going to step up to make them." Huh? You "had them the whole game"? Which game was he talking about? What a buffoon.

No stopping the Patriots. The Sun-Times again. Wow, two crappy columnists in the same newspaper. Now that takes talent. This one is by Rick Telander, whom the Sun-Times hired away from Sports Illustrated. Since that time, SI has gotten a lot more popular. Thanks, Sun-Times, for saving SI. Thank you.

New England juggernaut rolls on. This insightful article includes the opening line, "Can anyone stop the New England Patriots?" Gee, I wonder. Thank the UK Times for this penetrating game summary. Yes, the UK Times, in England. Do they even know the rules of the game? I'll have to ask Nick Szczepanik, who wrote the article. No, I didn't leave any vowels out of his last name. And no, he doesn't know shit about football.

What any decent article instead might focus on:
  • The Hatriots defense looks old. Did you see Joseph Addai stutter-step Teddy Brainski?
  • Tom 'Fraidy doesn't do so well when there is pressure on him. And there are some teams that can get to him, like the mighty Steelers.
  • The Colts defense looks fast. Wow, they play fast.
  • The Hatriots have a bad running game. And it's not going to get any better soon.
  • If Moss gets injured or has an off-game, the Hatriots passing game isn't so great either. Without him, it's just like last year. Come on, high-ankle sprain!

So laugh it up, Hatriot fans. Enjoy the win. The blueprint has been laid out. The mighty Hatriots are unbeaten, but certainly beatable. Will it be the Colts who ends their season? Or the Steelers? Or even the Chargers (once they fire Norv Turner)? Who knows. And who cares. All we know is that here at INEPT, we find ourselves happy today. We saw the Hatriots' true colors. And it wasn't Superbowl Trophy Silver. Rather, it was Fool's Gold.

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75 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Patriots defense looks old- Yet they still outplayed the Colt Offense.

Tom 'Fraidy doesn't do so well when there is pressure on him- Yet what Quarterback can? King Manning fell apart under the pressure placed by New England defense. For playing the #1 pass defense in the nation he still managed to beat them.

The Colts defense looks fast- But Randy Moss was faster.

The Patriots have a bad running game- Yet they still earned just as many yards per carry as the Colts did.

If Moss gets injured or has an off-game...- whatever Wes Welker and Stallworth are both great players, if Moss wasn't there it just means they would get more yards, not less completions.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Meh said...

I think your site is hilarious. Even though I like the Patriots, you are a good writer.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Tom Brady said...

How goes it, haters?

I'm back, and it has been one crazy ass weekend.

Everything started just fine. Good week of practice, copious amounts of Giselle and her girlfriends, nice flight out to Indy. Good rest in the hotel. Pre-game warm-ups – feeling great. Head back into the locker room for a quick nap…Smooth as a leggy supermodels behind, right?

My phone rings. It’s Peter King asking if he can subtly drop the fact that he has my cell phone number in this weeks TMQ. I hang up on latte boy. My phone rings again, and I start telling him off, when SHE starts talking.

“Tommy,” she says, “I know it’s 20 minutes before game time, but can we do this now?”

Now, I know what you’re thinking. How could I possibly think of sex right before SuperBowl XVI.5. In retrospect, I shouldn’t have done it – but hell, I’m TOM F*****G BRADY, and I am the master of the two-minute drill, if you know what I mean.

And this is where it all goes to Hell, because Peyton Manning’s wife is a damn dirty liar.

Walking down the hall in the bowels of the RCA dome, I had a feeling that I shouldn’t be there. It was like a ninth sense (Sorry, sometimes I forget regular people only have five senses instead of my eight) telling me to get back to the locker room. Still my compassion for Peyton’s wife got the better of me. As soon as I entered the room, 12 men in Colts jerseys accosted me and wrestled me to the ground. When Bill Polian emerged from the shadows, I knew it was a nefarious plot, but against 12 men in Colts jerseys, I was helpless (I can kick the crap out of 11 guys in Colts jerseys easy…) Polian produced a large syringe and emptied It’s contents into my arm and the room started to spin.

Then the scariest thing I have ever seen walked into the room. Polian was cackling as his goons handcuffed me to a large, heavy rack of audio equipment.

“And starting at quarterback,” boomed Polian “for the New England Patriots, Number 12… RYAN LEAF!!!”

“You’ll never get away with this you evil bastard!” I screamed at Polian as Leaf pulled on a mask and shoved his helmet home over it. The goons set up a 9” black and white TV on a small table just out of my reach.

“Oh, I’ll get away with it Tom, “Bill squealed, raising his needle “and you’ll witness it all unfold on National TV (except Houston and Cleveland), at least for as long as you can hold on to life.”

As the drug spread through my system and my eyes began to flutter shut, the room emptied, and I passed into unconsciousness.




“Tommy – wake up, Tommy. Your team needs you, man.”

An ice-cold splash of Gatorade brought me back. Troy Brown stood over me with an empty cooler in his hand.

“Polian! – drugged me…RYAN LEAF!”

“We know. We’ve known since our first snap. It’s taken me this long to find you”

I glanced at the TV. We were down 10-13 and the forth quarter was just starting. Thankfully, my body had purged itself of the cocktail Polian had prepared for me and as I rose to my feet and freed myself from the shackles, the rack of audio equipment I was chained to crashed to the floor. One piece began to malfunction and skip. Troy stomped on it and the strange feedback stopped.

“Weird.” We said at the same time, and sprinted out of the room. We had to make our way out of this labyrinth and up to the field, and we had to do it fast.

I reached the sideline just as Benedict Adam stroked the extra point to put his Colts up by 10, with less than 10 minutes remaining. I had made it back, just in time. You know the rest of the story.

I’ll be sending the league an official request to remove the stats from the first 50 minutes of the game. My actual stat line will be 8 for 12, 144 yards, 2 TDs. Do the math! For the full game I would have been 32 for 48, 576 yards with 8 TDs. Not too shabby a day for me.

Leaf went 13/20 for 111 with 1TD and 2 INTs. The lesson here? Randy Moss is so good even he can make Ryan Leaf throw a TD.

So, I’m sorry haters. The Polian plot failed, Peyton Manning’s wife can kiss my ass, we’re still undefeated and when they tear down that Godforsaken dome I hope they check the basement. We left Leaf down there chained to the wall, sobbing.

Later haters- keep the hate coming,
Tommy B.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous What???? said...

First- Tom Brady, you are as funny as you are smoking hot.

Second- Say anything you want, haters. Apparently the NY Times sucks...what's next, when SI prints something about the Patriots' unstoppable onslaught of victory THEY'RE on drugs too? Or just stupid?

Wow...just....wow.


Two words to sum it all up in the end:

Jealous. Ass.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous idiot: peyton had pressure on him because 1- his blindside protector, and early draft selection, Tony Ugoh, was out from injury. 2- he couldnt pass it quickly because nobody could get open (Marvin Harrison and first round draft selection Anthony Gonzalez were injured). Thus, people get to him. Another thing: running game? laurence maroney still doesnt have a rushing TD this season and sammy morris is on IR. plus, joseph addai picked up 100. id take 100 vs 40 or w/e their leading rusher was. YPC, what a joke... Lastly, if you either 1- take away randy moss, wes welker, and matt light or 2- give the colts back marvin harrison, anthony gonzalez, and tony ugoh, its a colts win by atleast 10 points. sorry, just the way it is. the patriots will lose at least two games in the regular season. i got them as 15/16-3, with either a second-round or AFC championship game loss. Nobody goes undefeated- just the way it is. They have 7 games left against NFL opponents. Lastly- why the **** would people be jealous of a cheating organization, ***hole coach, and a promiscuous, over-rated quarterback who gets girls pregnant every month? when they lose, I want to see you guys bash the writers.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Saint Dungy said...

Funny stuff. Keep the hate going guys, you do it well. Just make sure to save some and bring it up to Gillette in January. Save up a few of those excuses too, you might need them as well. And maybe a hoodie.

And if you and your team do make it to Foxborough in January, feel free to run your mouths to every Pats fan that you meet. We love the Colts and their fans, even better in person.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Dave H said...

Wes Welker is a rat.

7:00 PM  
Anonymous ....Oh I'm scared now. said...

....wow that was both intelligent and relevant to the subject of football! Nice one, hater! :)

8:04 PM  
Blogger Dave H said...

Yeahm he;s pretty good, actually.

Did we really need the "You fucking suck" shout out at the end of the game. Why do they have to play like the other team friggin ate their children or something?

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another NE fan here. Great stuff! The Colts should make this flying under the radar work for them, it's actually a plus. They've been under the glare for a few years now while NE coasted. It's gotta be wearing. And I'm not sure the Pats can keep this us-vs-theWorld mentality going for the entire season.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Dave H said...

Let's hope so. Ditka was on the radio for Monday Night pre-game, saying that they're gonna get it in the end, and that "what goes around comes around."

Someone needs to replicate the flying elbow that Vince Wilfork put on JP Losman, only on Brady.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Here you go, Haters said...

"...the facts of the crime are clear – New England was caught filming Jets coaches during the first half of the first quarter of the first game of the season. The first time the Patriots employee operating the camera tried to head to the locker room, he was stopped by NFL security and forced to hand over the incriminating evidence.

New England's coaches never got to watch the tape. The filming constituted cheating and the intent was obvious. But thanks to what is now a convenient bit of circumstance, to say the Patriots gained an advantage from the film is inaccurate. They couldn't have.

The reality is New England hasn’t gotten anything out of the so-called "Spygate" this season except deserved national scorn. "


From an article I found on Yahoo. Should put an end to the miserable idea that the Patriots don't have truthful Super Bowl wins. Actual article here:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-shulaonpats110607&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Welker yelled "You F-ing suck"?


...hard to believe. I think you're the only one here who said that, if I'm not mistaken, so I'm not going to bother looking that up....

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lets go PATRIOTS!!"
All da way to da Super Bowl!!

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Brady's a Whiny Bitch said...

Yay! They'll be every bit as legit as Barry Bonds! Sorry, asinine Pats fans. Cheaters they are, and cheaters they will always be. Tough truth to swallow, being forever asterisks. Let your intelligent rants of random naughty words and accusations of "waaah you're jealous" commence! It's not the Haters that make this site. It's you, and you're idiotic rephrasing of the exact same thing over and over and over. Thank you for entertaining us! Keep it comin'! I'm sure you won't disappoint!

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Brady's the WHINIEST bitch said...

Welker did say that. Pats fans, you don't have to trouble yourselves with looking it up, cuz it's on YouTube. Probably along with Brady crying the whole damned game about who-knows-what to the referees. Who whines during a kneel down? Tom Baby, that's who! Him and Eli Manning could fill a stadium with their indignant "I ain't never get no respect" tears!

Us haters (at least me) don't hate the Patsies because they're good, we hate them for their lack of class on and off the field. Welker's little potty mouth is just the latest in our least favorite team's shenanigans. I'm sure they'll have more stompings, tauntings, avoiding the other team after losing incidents (remember last year's playoffs? I do)and ball spikings before the year is done. I guess they just feed off their fans and vice-versa. Hard to get respect when you don't get any, Pats! Oh, yeah. They're playing the Us Against the World thing this year. Last year and the one before it was the We Get No Respect schtick. My mistake. Next year, it'll be We Really Won the Super Bowl Legitimately! Really! Dammit! Believe Us! card. Cheaters.

I'll let the Pats idiots get back to their oh so creative comebacks now. "Jealous, *&#@!, we don't cheat", etc.

Cheaters.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

Brady was on the refs during the kneeldowns because the Colt's D linemen were yelling out, simulating a snapcount. This is in an attempt to cause the ball to be snapped when the QB isn't ready and hopefully cause a fumbel, and is a penalty. He was pissed that the refs, who just couldn't seem to keep the flags in their pockets all day, didn't throw them at this.

And apparently Wes Welker is the only guy in the NFL who swears.

yawn.

Everything on this site sucks except the funny Brady guy.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Here you go, Haters said...

Sorry, "Brady is the WHINIEST bitch"...looked on youtube and couldn't find it. Looks like your imagination's run off again, junior....actually, you seem like the Dave guy, except on a different account....eh, what else is new. Children are rather difficult.

The refs were totally off, that game. I loved how Asante Samuel got tackled by the recieving player and....oh wait, that's not an offensive pass interference....right? Oh well, let's throw it and say the Patriots did it.

Even with the refs all out against this team, they still won. Funny...

.....Mark my words, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning are both two of the classiest players I've ever seen. The only reason you all think the former is a whiny bitch, as you say, is because he's won so much- so you all expect him to back down and let someone else take the Super Bowl ring.....last time I checked, that's not the way winners think.

:) Go and bake some cookies, darling. They always make the kids feel good.

...or is it drugs?

3:16 PM  
Blogger Dave H said...

New England fans right to complain about ref calls should have been revoked after the Tuck Rule.

And congrats on winning the Super Bowl, oh wait, that's in JANUARY. At least you can celebrate the championship you won last year, oh wait, that was the Colts.

And the guy who beat you in the playoffs the year before (Jake the Snake) is now playing professional handball.

As Ditka said on Monday Nigh pre-game regarding the Pats, "what goes around comes around."

This site is a support group for those of us trying to deal with the Pats being good right now, so leave us alone, Chowds, go hit on a pasty, drunk Townie.

Rack me.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous ...RIGHT! :) said...

...Hee hee, you're getting all frustrated cause we beat the team you all thought would beat US.....

And you're resorting to insults not relating to football- a sign of pure desperation.

Not that this is a Super Bowl win, but I think it's a good rebound from last year's defeat- now all we can say is, "20 - 10 etc....etc..."

Thanks for that entertaining response, though! :D

5:50 PM  
Anonymous THP said...

I’d HATE to have no life and sit in my parent’s basement and think creating this site best thing I could come up with. What a calling in life. . .

INEPT - the only thing INEPT is this site. Close one Blogboy. BTW – it IHTNEP. But good try.

Brilliant minds like you are why the Pats continue to win – stay just like you are. . . . LOL

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear that Payton Manning died and went to Heaven? God gave him a beautiful house, a nice car and small yard! He was Happy until he saw the mansion down the street with a huge Patriots flag out front and the Tom Brady shirt #12 also hanging from the flag pole. There was a mercedes benz in the drive way,and a huge pool. So he went back to God to explain he was grateful what god had given him but was upset that he gave Tom Brady a better house,car and pool!
God stopped him and said,thats not Tom Bradys house,THATS MY HOUSE!!

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnners All

7:58 PM  
Anonymous AHAHAHAHAHAHA said...

OMG that god joke was so funny.

GOOD ONE, BROTHA!

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Hatriot hater,

You have to be careful, posting and linking to all those articles with positive spin about the Hatriots. Much like political propoganda, repetition of lies creates the impression of truth in the feeble minds of Pats fans. People might get the wrong idea and start to think you are actually some sort of ironic/mocking fansite and not a true hater.
Just Saying...
Keep up the Hate

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Yeaahhhh....no. said...

Linking to all those articles of the Patriots is a sign of YOUR stupidity, not ours. It's not our fault a number- which is considerably large, in fact- of papers decided to print the smashing success of the Patriots undefeated season.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Hoodies R us said...

Heh. Whatever. Cheaters.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Alex said...

What I want to know is why the Redskins didn't go balls out and beat the fuck out of Fraidy. 52-7 is a slap in the face, and Bellichoke is angry because he got caught cheating. Start landing late hits on Fraidy. Once Golden-Boy is gone, there goes the entire Hatriots offense.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright, let's leave Eli out of this. The Gaytriots are just a bunch of immoral, disrespectful, lousy human beings and they will get theirs eventually. With a coach that has absolutely no moral fiber whatsoever, and a QB that is a closet homosexual and a dead-beat dad, it's only a matter of time. Now that Welker is spitting out expletives to a losing opponent, this just rounds out the "classy gaytriots"!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah, don't forget throwing rocks at Jack DelRio when he had no way of winning. That was classy too!

4:43 PM  
Anonymous shut up you stupid morons. said...

....Honestly, since when did morality get in the way of being able to play good football? Perfect example: T.O.

Sad, pathetic excuse to hate.

And Welker yelled at the drugged up refs, you bunch of morons. Not the opposing team. I think the refs thought it would be funny to call defensive pass interference when Asante Samuel got tackled by one of the receivers for the colts. Not a surprise that Welker felt like letting off some steam at them.

No, wait...oh my god, he swore- let's all shoot insults at him. We're all klittle kids, he can't swear like that in front of us!!! :O

Btw, Brady is very classy, unlike most of you say- he never says shit about the other team, and acknowledges his defeats. Of course he isn't happy with a loss (what quarterback wouldn't be?) but he never blames the other team for that.

Unnlike some people I can think of...(cough) LT (cough)

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Want a new title to make fun of? ;D said...

Cover issue of SI, Nov. 12, 2007:

Still Smiling, Sill Perfect : 9 Down 10 To Go



Thought you oughta know :) So if you start calling SI a stupid magazine, then....we know something's wrong here.

Oh, and Boston sports teams have been dominating the last four issues of SI.

God, I love being in Boston.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous undefeated said...

Hater is just another word for LOSER!!!

AS in when your bitch-ass team play the Patriots you will be the LOSER!!!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Yo mamma said...

Ooh these hater nicknames are all so clever and scary:

- Hatriots? (giggle)
- Gaytriots? (tee-hee)
- Fraidy? (boy can you rhyme)
- Teddy Brainski? (ummm..)

Wow that type of piercing criticism really stands up against three super bowl rings.

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boston sucks! The media is owned by drunken Bob Kraft and the state is full of hypocrits, especially Patriots fans!

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Hahahaha said...

That was a hilarious outburst from a desperate Hater. Good to see that the Boston legacy is killing their mentality.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THis blog is fantastic. Words cannot describe how much I hate everyone and everything associated with the Patriots.

In weeks 1-4, I merely hoped their key players would suffer horrible, season ending injuries.

Over the next few weeks, I started hoping for a charter jet crash.

Now, of course, that would be too good for all of them. A mysterious flesh-eating disease that devours the team (& fans) is the only hope at this point.

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Brady's getting his flesh eaten every day by supermodels!!!!!

7:47 AM  
Anonymous New England Asterisks 4ever said...

Male supermodels...

Still cheaters, mmm hmm mmm hmm. Deal, Pat fans! Cheat, cheat, cheatin', all the way to the Super Bowl(*) !

Brady's classy? HAHAHA! Is it because he's a dimwitted sperm dispenser for all the anorexic designer girls on earth? Or is it because he sprints off the field like a little girl in tears whenever his team loses (see last year's playoffs)? Or, is it because he stomps his feet like a little bitch every SINGLE time a call doesn't go the way he wants it?

You're right. Total class. It's so ironic that he worships Joe Montana. If only he actually acted like, or played, like him.

Like I said. Cheaters. You think the Jets game is the only time they did that? Yeah, right. Keep living your lie, Pats fans.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Your Mom said...

Personally I don't think any moron like you can prove that the Patriots have been cheating multiple times- that is, anything to fully help them win Super Bowls or whatever. There's no lie- we're not denying that we got caught. We're stating the TRUE fact that hey, assholes, we don't need the tape and we don't need cheating to help us win. We won Super Bowls just like how we're kicking your asses right now being the only undefeated team in the league.

"Brady's classy? HAHAHA! Is it because he's a dimwitted sperm dispenser for all the anorexic designer girls on earth? Or is it because he sprints off the field like a little girl in tears whenever his team loses (see last year's playoffs)? Or, is it because he stomps his feet like a little bitch every SINGLE time a call doesn't go the way he wants it?"

Sperm dispenser? That's just really retarded to say-a stupid insult from a stupid Hater. Besides, Bridget M. could have easily aborted her pregnancy. Sprinting off the field? Not without first congratulating the opposing quarterback AND other players- before you try to view the last ten seconds of the game, make sure to actually use your eyes and not let your blind narrow-mindset (and lack of brains) prevent you from seeing EVERYTHING that goes on...not to mention, Brady publicly praises the other team whenever he loses, which shows that he is indeed respectful and classy.

And he stomps his feet every time a single call doesn't go his way? What the hell?

I've seen a hell of a lot of football players that aren't on the Patriots actually start yelling at refs like complete jackoffs for making an unfavorable call. And the only times I have ever seen Brady freak out is when the refs make bullshit calls- like at the Colts game. What, do you want him to just smile sweetly and carry on when total complete bullshit is going on? Any good football player would be upset if he got called negatively. He's human.

Sorry Hater, keep living YOUR lie. It's harder on your end, tying to deny the awesomeness of this team.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, rolling around in the hay with that "bag o bones" Giselle might be impressive to a 15-yr-old, or a gay guy like Brady, but a real man would set his sights higher than 90 lbs of selfishness. In any case, Bridget is lucky to be rid of him.

God, I hope the Bills nail his head to the ground. I don't know how, but I can hope! I know the Bills have a fairly decent defense. They might not win, and they might get a fine, but cart him off the field... it's worth it!

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's sick, that you would wish that kind of harm on someone.

I don't particularly like Peyton Manning, but I would not ever think to wish some kind of head injury like that on him. That's just low.

And you must be gay, cause no guy in the world, including me, would ever turn down a hot model like Giselle.

Asshole.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't wish a head injury, however, if it happens I wouldn't care.

Oh yeah, I don't think you would ever have the chance to turn down Gisele anyway. That in itself does not prove that Tom Brady isn't gay though!

3:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"God, I hope the Bills nail his head to the ground. I don't know how, but I can hope! I know the Bills have a fairly decent defense. They might not win, and they might get a fine, but cart him off the field... it's worth it!"

Apparently you do wish head/any other physically painful injuries.

And I never said I had a chance to turn Gisele down. Tom Brady is definitely not gay....that's so stupid to say. It's a lame insult that people like you, who have extreme amounts of jealousy and insecurities about their lives, made up. And honestly, all this homosexual accusation implies that there's something wrong with a gay football player- is there?

Although...I guess it also proves that you're gay, cause you still didn't attest to the fact that his girlfriend is HOT.

Nitwit.

8:09 AM  
Blogger LOL Buttcheats! said...

LOL Buttriots are not that good! Wake me up when they face a real defense! My Blitzburgh Steelers will PWN Belicheat and Shady Brady!

For now, have your fun and games buttriots, but when the Steeler come to town, you will be crying!

8:20 AM  
Anonymous .....NO. said...

You. Wish.

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Brady is so gay! No, there's nothing wrong with being a gay QB if you have the balls to admit to it. Of course, he doesn't. It's funny... the New England fans (who are idiots) don't seem to mind that he was strolling around NY with a Yankees cap on. That would be a CRIME if it were anybody else. They forgive this ass for anything... being a dead beat dad, being a cocky bastard, you name it. Well, it just shows the limits of the fan base around here. People in New England think they're so much smarter than anybody else. Nothing could be further from the truth.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous My god. said...

"People in New England think they're so much smarter than anybody else. Nothing could be further from the truth."

Apparently, the millions of people who apply to Harvard, MIT, BC, BU, Amherst/Wellesley/Williams College, Yale, Dartmouth, etc., don't agree with you. Sounds to me like you're just a pissed off Jets fan. What's wrong, your team's 2-8????

"Tom Brady is so gay! No, there's nothing wrong with being a gay QB if you have the balls to admit to it. Of course, he doesn't."

...Cause he's not gay. Duh.

If you can prove to me that he is gay with A) logic B) evidence or C) not sounding like a twelve-year old girl insisting on getting her way, I will actually bother to argue his case.

"It's funny... the New England fans (who are idiots) don't seem to mind that he was strolling around NY with a Yankees cap on."

No, we did mind. It bothered us a little, cause you know, Massachusetts is Red Sox Nation. But in the end we decided he was an exception because, oh, we don't know, he's the best QB in the NFL right now according to Madden, Simms, Boomer, Banks, and all the other analyst guys, and, oh we don't know, our team HAS TEN WINS.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous My god. said...

Oh, and you still haven't denied that you are gay. Guess you are then- not that there's anything wrong with that. Good for you. :)

1:04 PM  
Anonymous LOL SQUEALERS said...

"LOL Buttriots are not that good! Wake me up when they face a real defense! My Blitzburgh Steelers will PWN Belicheat and Shady Brady!

For now, have your fun and games buttriots, but when the Steeler come to town, you will be crying!"

Losing to the Jets.....yeeaahhhh......I don't think so, buddy.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do I begin? Just because there are good colleges in New England, then automatically the people here are smart? I don't think so. Most of the people who go to those big colleges come from other countries.

Proof that Tom Brady is gay.... let's see... LOOK AT HIM! He has a stylist, he poses with goats, he whines like a girl... where do I stop?

One point was right... when he wore the NY Yankees cap, New Englanders looked the other way. They would if he was in the dog fighting scandal also. They're idiots.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Where do I begin? Just because there are good colleges in New England, then automatically the people here are smart? I don't think so. Most of the people who go to those big colleges come from other countries."

So? They obviously think NE is a smart place. With equally smart people. I guess they're right, cause no one from any of those countries has complained yet....and think about that, cause honestly, who would want to go to a school where the location is in some dumb town?

"Proof that Tom Brady is gay.... let's see... LOOK AT HIM! He has a stylist, he poses with goats, he whines like a girl... where do I stop?"

Has a stylist? That's lame. A lot of celebrities have a stylist, you moron. Posing with goats is pretty weird, I'll admit, but a ton of other straight men who are stars pose in much weirder fashions. Whining like a girl is completely wrong, and pretty out of color to say. Tom Brady is one of the league's most calm, collected, and icy cool quarterbacks. If you want to look at whiny/explosive people, look at either LT, Peyton Manning, or...yourself.

"One point was right... when he wore the NY Yankees cap, New Englanders looked the other way."

He wore the NY cap....B. F. D. It doesn't mean, again, that all New Englanders are Red Sox fans. Ever heard of Connecticut? It's true Yankee Nation.

"They would if he was in the dog fighting scandal also. They're idiots."

Yes, I would totally look the other way- oh wait, Brady wasn't in the dog-fighting scandal, and never will be! Oopsies, sweetie, you dropped another shred of evidence that you = completely stupid.


Making generalizations and assumptions is the mark of a true idiot. Are you SURE you're not a Jets fan?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it fascinating that you pick apart my posts. You even go thought by thought. Now that's a sign of somebody with too much time on their hands.

Sure, celebrities have stylists, but he isn't a celebrity... he's a football player. Whiny? Absolutely! His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. And he's cocky and arrogant - just like the rest of them.

Yeah, who would want to go to a college in a dumb town.. like Ann Arbor, Michigan... oh yeah, that's where Tom Brady went. That explains alot!

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, not a Jets fan... guess again!

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also find it amusing that you respond to my posts as well. Guess we both have a ton of time on our hands, eh?

Football players are definitely celebrities. What the hell do you mean by that stupid statement? They've got everything the same- money, cars, big houses, publicity....

Nails on a chalkboard? Okay, I'm not going to touch that one. It's your opinion, which has no backbone to it, so no need to waste time.

Tom went to that random stupid school, yes- but look at him now. He's making more money and having a lot more sex than you. :)

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot to comment on the "cocky and arrogant" comment.

Sure, Tom's having lots of sex. When he isn't with Gisele, he has his Offensive Linemen!

2:45 AM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Cockiness and arrogance is completely open to interpretation of his demeanor, which can be interpreted in many different ways- so no real proof there.

And there's nothing to prove that he's having sex with his offensive linemen either, bro. Sorry to dash your hopes of watching it.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a faggot!

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....Okay.....

Don't know who you're referring to.....

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Brady, who else?

5:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that shows that you've run out of intelligent things to say! :)

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry I can't be as well-spoken and eloquent as the Patriots fans that post in here, most of which is misspelled and grammatically impossible to understand. Pats fans as idiots.....period!

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then let out your verbal diarrhea on a site that hates the Patriots FANS, not the Patriots TEAM.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

"Sorry I can't be as well-spoken and eloquent as the Patriots fans that post in here, most of which is misspelled and grammatically impossible to understand. Pats fans as idiots.....period!"

1) Subject-verb agreement- "which ARE", not "which IS".

2) Pats fan can't be AS idiots. I think you meant to say "ARE idiots".

Go back to third grade.

Hypocrite.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, should any Patriot fan call anybody a hypocrit?

There was a poll in Boston askinig if Barry Bonds should be stripped of his record due to cheating. Naturally, the hypocrits in Boston said 80%. How about cheating for the three super bowls? Somehow I don't think these morons would be feeling the same way. Cheating is cheating. Boston = hypocrits!

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Bonds=Patriots said...

I love all the stupid Pats fans who spin it like the Pats only cheated in that one game, so all their previous wins are legit. So, if Barry Bonds hadn't taken steroids on the very day he hit the record breaking home run, he should get to keep his record, right?

Keep living in your blinded little cheating world, Pats fans. Your team's a bunch of whiny (esp. Brady) little cheaters. You should just accept this. Just like Tom should accept his love of fabulous fashion, hair stylists, and goats.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Yo Mamma said...

My god, you're stupid. If you still think that the Patriots cheated on their Super Bowl wins, then I think the only hope left for you is a slap back to reality. I'm not even going to bother arguing with that dumb-ass remark.

But one thing's for sure, jackass.

Brady sure as hell looks better than you. :)

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Brady's Heavy Petting Zoo said...

True that. That come hither look on his face in that creepy picture in GQ would make any goat make cheese. I'd bet every animal at the petting zoo has that picture under their mattress.

And yeah, The Pats are cheaters. Sorry to slap YOU with reality, champ. You can't tell me when they got caught by whiny Mangini that was the first time they've ever cheated. Please. Spare me your "the pats are squeaky clean and legit" crap. I'm not the only one not buying that, if you haven't noticed.

And here's to any farmers: don't let Tom pet the animals!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN! I agree with you wholeheartedly!

FLY EAGLES FLY!!!

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Andy said...

I don't see how making fun of Brady's publicity has to do with his ability to play well on the field. Dude, no matter how hard you try you can't stop him just by whining like a goddamn bitch about a freakin' goat.

And I'd like you to explain how filming defensive signals can give a team a competitive edge- sorry to burst your bubble, but they can't just stand there and look at the other team's coach, wait for him to make a signal, watch a tape of it, and then deduce what he's trying to say and do- before the game's done Actually, before the PLAY CLOCK is done.

Oh, and the Ea-GIRLS just got shot down by a Patriot firearm. So now.....we're 11-0. :)

Ha. Ha.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he Eagles tried. That's more than I can say for most of the other teams. Especially those stupid Deadskins.

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Andy said...

Exactly. I commend the Eagles, and I bash the Patriots in that game (even though I'm a huge fan).

We should have played a better game- in the end though, we made the plays that counted. And we're still proud.


....they game us one hell of a game- better than the C-LOL-Ts.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Mmmmm goats said...

"You" made the plays that counted? Wow! It's such an honor to have a real life Patriots player posting on this site.

Here's hoping the Patriots still think they can walk on water and continue to play down to their opponents.

And, the goat thing is creepy. I don't care how good of a player Brady is, and how much you hate us mentioning it. If Manning had his pic taken with a goat making a pouty take me face, you dumbassed Pat fans would be saying the same thing. We're not saying Brady isn't a good player. He's a great player. He just needs to leave the animal seduction to the experts: his fans. Wash your hands before replying, please.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one, Mmmmm...

Your post made me laugh!

3:15 PM  
Anonymous May said...

You're jealous of the goat, not Brady. I've finally figured it out.

S'okay, man, there are plenty of other amazing, hot, record-breaking, high-rated, supermodel-dating QB's out there-

oh wait.....

3:21 PM  
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