Sunday, January 15, 2006

The End of an Era

Seasons come and seasons go. Time marches on. And
eras, whether those of extreme joy or immense suffering,
do come to an end.

No, we are not speaking of the end of the Hatriot Whine-asty;
years from now, many will realize that ended with last year's
departure of HAC'ers Charlie Weis and Romeo Crennel.

We interrupt this post to report another Patriot turnover.
Now back to your regularly scheduled posting.


Rather, we mark with sadness what may be the end of
the Era of Hate. It began with one of the worst calls in
the history of football - the tuck rule - and may just have
ended last night with a 27-13 dismantling in Denver.

For after all, how can one truly hate that which is only mediocre?
Last night it was the Broncos that won in true Hatriot fashion,
forcing timely turnovers and taking advantage of what was given
to them - exactly the type of play we learned to revile so much
these past few years. The Hatriots, in contrast, resembled the
Giftsburgh Steelers, doing everything they could to lose what
was a winnable game. Alas.

We interrupt again to report that Champ Bailey is still
running and has finally neared the endzone.


What will we do, with so much vitriol, and yet no team worthy of
our hatred? What will fill this immense void in our lives?
Will another team rise up and earn our enmity?
Another coach our scorn?

One final interruption to report that Willie McGinest has
just taken a swing at Coach Belichoke, the Hatriot mascot,
and his mother.


Only time will tell. Until then, my fellow Haters, do what is
natural to you - celebrate, or perhaps mourn, the passing
of an era of malice, an era of abhorrence, yes, my friends,
an era of true Hatred.

44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Who do you love?

2. Why not take the team you love and make a blog about how much you love them?

3. The Pats will be back next year and better than ever, so keep on hating us and we will keep on winning! 3 Superbowls in 4 years

4. Playoff appearances in 5 years

Patriots Dynasty lives and will continue next year!!!

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop hating them because they’ve fallen? That’ll put you in the same category of their fan base only in reverse. Namely being a bunch of bandwagon hopping frauds who needed a map to find where Foxboro was five years ago. I will hate them no less if they go 0 and 16 next year. They have a backstabbing owner who should have been charged with attempted extortion, a backstabbing coach who doesn’t know the meaning of the word loyalty and a despicable quarterback who thinks he’s going to be President of The United States some day. Stop hating them? Never!!!!!

10:23 AM  
Blogger Darryll said...

Hey, I am a Bills fan so I have a reason to hate the Pats. I think Brady is human and it showed last night agaisnt Denver.They will really need to regroup this offseason otherwise 9-7 could be a reality for NE next season.
I think the Patriots Dynasty is over and we wont see them in at the big dance for at least 3-4 years if they are lucky.
Just my two cents.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's because Foxborough is a small town so it's not like People know where it is.....3 outta 4..
just because they lose one game doesn't mean trhey are bad..yeha u should amke a blog about how much you love your own team...

The Patriots are the greatest footbal lteam in the NFL

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im still going to greatly dislike the patriots. not because of who they are, but, because of the fans. The fans who still are celebrating their 2004 world series trophy, the fans who love to bring up the last 3 or 4 years of the patriots when discusssing them instead of their crappy entirety, the fans who keep pictures of bill bellicheck around the house so they can masturbate to his image whenever they want, the cocky fans who took sucess to their heads, that is why i dislike and will continue to dislike the patriots.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Patriots are the greatest football team in the NFL........
Hey troll,there's plenty of Patriot ass kissing sites out there for you. Take your Tom Brady photos jack off somewhere else.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If for once a Hatriot fan would just admit that they backed their way into their first title because of, and ONLY because of the WORST call in NFL history then maybe my hatred for them and their fans will subside. Since that isn't ever going to happen I will hate the Hatriots, Fraudriots, Patsies, and all of their drunken Chowd fans until the day I die!!!!!!!

2:09 PM  
Anonymous robert said...

Hatriot fans are a bunch of drunken morons. Some of them are still roaming the streets of Boston trying to find their way home from last year's parade. If they had only learned to use a telephone their mommys could come and pick them up.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERES KING MANNING? SOMEBODY CALL THE PARAMEDICS, CAUSE HIS MAJESTY JUST CHOKED.AGAIN!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
COLTS SUCK

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INEPT stands for INdianapolis colts will nEver win a suPerbowl in This lifetime.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous thomas said...

Glad to hear from a Hatriot fan who's discovered where their Caps Lock key is. Knowing when to use it can be a bit more challenging.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

if a drunken moron on a website named robert said anything, would you honestly care?? Flip off the banwagon bunch for the Patriots but please respect the true fans who have loved their team since they were losers (it seems like forever ago, doesn't it?) Besides, little Robbie probably found this website with his drunken ass in his lazyboy chair several hours after the patriots crushed his sad little team or won in the superbowl, while websurfing for Tom Brady pictures to deface on the net. Tell us, robbie, who is your favorite team and why didb't you mention them? Yeah, I thought so. I would shut your mouth unless you like a NOT SUCKY team.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

And another thing- INEPT stands for haIl No other hEro Prior to Tom brady.

4:43 PM  
Anonymous robert said...

trueblue pat fan #12 said...
if a drunken moron on a website named robert said anything, would you honestly care??

…………Apparently you do. I’m honored………


Flip off the banwagon bunch for the Patriots but please respect the true fans who have loved their team since they were losers (it seems like forever ago, doesn't it?)

…………There’s about twenty five thousand true fans out there #12. (you don’t mind if I just call you #12 do you? It saves on the typing.) That was the average attendance at Foxboro Stadium when they were winning one and two games a year and t.v. blackouts were a given. With a user name like that, you’re not one of them………

Besides, little Robbie probably found this website with his drunken ass in his lazyboy chair several hours after the patriots crushed his sad little team or won in the superbowl, while websurfing for Tom Brady pictures to deface on the net. Tell us, robbie, who is your favorite team and why didb't you mention them? Yeah, I thought so. I would shut your mouth unless you like a NOT SUCKY team.

…………You thought what #12? My favorite team? That’s an easy one. The Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Broncos, Jags, Falcons, Panthers, Chiefs, Raiders, Steelers, Redskins, Giants, Eagles, Chargers, Titans, Vikings, Ravens, Browns, Packers, Lions. All depends who the Hatriots’ next opponent is. If there’s anything else you’d like to know #12 feel free to ask.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Ben said...

robert... you forgot the mighty Bengals in your list of teams! :-)

All those who hate the Pats must continue to hate them, despite their sad (hehe) demise... otherwise we're as bad as the bandwagon bunch who jumped on with them in the first place!

Anyway, great blog this, makes me laugh regularly... keep it going!

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the patriots are not a dynasty unless they make the playoffs for the next 10 years anyways and win at least 2 more world championships like the only two real dynasties: Steelers of the 70's and 49ers of the 80's and 90's. A dynasty is sustained sucess over a long time not 4 years.

5:03 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

Hey Robbie
Did you not notice the "trueblue" pats fan thing? Can you not read? FYI, I've been a LOYAL PATS FAN since 1998, after my dad. Seriously, what IS your favorite team? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Hey Robbie. I'm glad you're good- natured. I've got a little poem for you and all Patriot-haters. Little Robbie still thinks he’s so great
But he doesn’t get that his team is too late
to beat the Patriots, all attempts are in vain
Every Patriot win inflict upon him more pain
Like a knife in his back or a bullet through the head
His spirit was almost completely dead
Until came a moment of surpassing dread
In which his spirit recovered and conversation tread.
This was the night in Denver, a Robbie expected them to win cause he’s so lame
The game started fine, 3 to zero
Until came help from some unlikely Denver “heroes”
A feeling of dread through New England swept
A thought of losing to a team that’s totally inept
The “heroes” were in stripes, like an escapee from the law
An assassin or murderer in the shadows with a saw
The fouls were called wrong, the penalties ignored
As if the referees had just gotten careless and bored
Since the outcome of the game was not correct or fine
The cheating referees now find themselves in the unemployment line
So you see, Little Red Robbie, the pats didn’t really lose
Maybe the refs had a pre-game booze
If you still have doubts, take my advice
You might as well go jump off a cliff, and I wont say this twice
You will find no salvation in the heart of the north states
If you are a jets fan, it might already be too late.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Jesse The Great said...

'Jesse The Great' say
The Patty's Suck!! I Hate nEW eNGLAND patty's and all thier band wagon fans they have. I have a friend that is a whinny biznch patty's fan. And he never shuts up. But now i am glad because all the whinning that he does now is about the calls in the game. We have not even had this years SuperBowl and he is all ready talking about how the patty's are going to win it next year. I Hate The New England Patriots

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COLTS SUCK, EVERY OTHER TEAM IN TEH LEAGUE SUCKS BUT THE PATS, FUCK THE REST OF YOU, YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT, PATS RULE EVERYTHING, YOU ALL SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EAT SHIT AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PATRIOTS RULES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

5:24 PM  
Anonymous robert said...

trueblue pat fan #12 said...
Hey Robbie
Did you not notice the "trueblue" pats fan thing? Can you not read? FYI, I've been a LOYAL PATS FAN since 1998, after my dad. Seriously, what IS your favorite team? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
..............I prefer a bong myself #12. In your previous post you claimed to have been a fan since back in the days when they were losers. This all started turning around when Parcells came in and saved that sorry franchise eventually getting them to the Super Bowl in '97. And what year did you say you become a ‘loyal’ fan again? But you don’t think you’re a frontrunner. Whatever you say #12.... You want me to take a lie detector test? I told you who my favorite team is….

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said his favorite team is whoevers playing the Pats, jeez what a dumbass. I being a die hard red sox fan knows how it feel. Sick of the yankees dominating the league and winning every year, even though the sox finally beat them unlike the colts. Myy second favorite team is any team playing the yankees. Go red sox!!!!!!!

6:33 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pats fan said...

I took the #12 part out of my name, Little Red Robbie Hood. How do you like me now? I bet you never thought you would meet the day that you got your ass beat by a girl huh? succcka.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Jesse The Great said...

'Jesse The Great' say
The only thing the Patty's have control of in this SuperBowl is the remote control. Go Pat's

P.S.
I just saw tom brady out side my house picking up my Garbage.

The only people eating shit are the Pat's fans that were talking so much of it this year. And all that shit that was coming out of their mouths is now going back in. And it is true the Pat's RULE. They RULE when their mommy goes to the store to by them some Kleenex for all the crying their doing.

Just look at it this way Fatty Patty's A.F.C. East Champions 3 years in a Row

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PATS FANS ARE THE BEST, THE REST OF YOU ARE SHIT!!!!!!!! PURE SHIT!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAAHAAHHAHAAHHAAH. PATRIOTS FANS RULE THE NFL, ARE THE REST OF YOU SUCK COCK. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

1:09 PM  
Blogger JD said...

If you grow a backbone to your argument please write again. Just because the Bills suck doesn't mean you should take it out on the strongest dynasty in football. You don't hear anyone cracking on the mid-90's cowboys. Quit your bitchin and grow some balls.
-JD
jdschronicle.blogspot.com

7:22 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Hey Little Robbie---
Haven't heard from you in a while.
Did your mommy kick you off the internet again because you were smoking and drinking Budweiser? Yeah, I thought so. You just wait till next year. We'll be back next year better than ever to pick up where we left off. You and your sucky Patriot Hater fans will eat your pothead words. Straight up, dawg!!!

3:59 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Hey Robbie
It's saturday
And you still haven't said anything
You must have been smoking a lot
To have gotten this high
And to not reply
To my comments
Or say hi
Let me guess--
You're a Southern Boy, right?
You're obviously no New Englander
Or, at least,
Not a good one.
Later.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous robert said...

I know when I’m beaten #12. You are a true blue Pats fan. Smart too. Now why don’t you start behaving like a good little girl? Make yourself a nice peanut butter sandwich and go play in the traffic.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous robert said...

Anonymous said...
He said his favorite team is whoevers playing the Pats, jeez what a dumbass
........BTW Anonymous,dumbass is two words. Dumb ass.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the Pats record this season. What were they 3-6 against teams with a winning record. That doesn't count Miami as a team with a winning record, since that was only because the Patriots tanked the last game to try and get a better seed position. So they beat Pittsburgh (w/out Big Ben), Tampa Bay, and Jacksonville, who limped into the playoffs with an even easier second half schedule than the Patriots. I know ya'll had your hopes up high, but the team was really only slightly above average all year. Playing 2 teams with winning records in your last 8 games is the reason you made the playoffs as a division winner. Finished off at 11-7. Better luck next year.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Jesse The Great said...

'Jesse The Great'say
GO Pats!!!
Remote control champions of 2006
Nobody can take that away from you.

6:18 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Ha ha ha. Very funny, Robby. Why don't you just shove it up your @$$ and save me the trouble of doing it for you. I see you're ungrounded. Good for you. Next time listen to your mommy when she says no more beer or pot for you. Maybe if you weren't an alchoholic, you might realize that you and your teams' hopes of beating the Patriots in a Superbowl are. . . one in. . . infinity. By the way. . . I HATE PEANUT BUTTER. . . and CHEESE!! Good to know someone else on this website can spell dumb ass. Nice.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Hey Robbie
And all you Patriot Haters
Have I got something that'll make you guys pissed. If you want to see the other side (and by other side I mean the Tom Brady and Patriot loving side) why not visit www.absolutebrady.com ??? You know, it's all the rage in New England.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

I added the #12 thing to my name again. That Super BORE sucked!!! Especially without the Patriots!! Tom Brady still managed to be in the Super Bowl, as the coin tosser. Loopholes ROCK!!! GO TB!!!

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Ed in Boston said...

don't any of you on this site have anything better to do..what a bunch of pathetic losers..the rest of NFL/America just can't stand that the-Pats have DOMINATED the league by using same formula that is supposed to PREVENT this...grow up ya bunch of cry-babies..what excuse will you all use if they do it this year ?? if they do-not i will still cheer for them..

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um yeah people in new england are dumb...ever heard of harvard?!?hmm..boston latin...ben franklin, quite a lot of presidents were born in new england, but yup, were dumb, and it smelled like filth, umm hmm..ever been to dover?? yeah didnt think so, trust me its a very nice area, oooh the cape yes i forgot..oh the ocean smells so bad, wow..you guys are losers, new england is the place to be, boston, sometime called the capital of the universe, so be quiet everyone loves massachusetts....we have quite expensive houses..dont hate the hub jsut cuz you're not in it!

9:30 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

Looks like Little Red Robbie Hood gave up the internet. And I have fellow New England/ Boston lovers!! Sweet!! GO PATRIOTS!!
GO RED SOX!!! GO CELTICS & BRUINS!! WE KICK ASS IN MASSACHUSETTS!!!

3:53 PM  
Anonymous TRUEBLUEPATSFANROCKS said...

DAMN STRAIGHT TRUE BLUE.
LOOOVE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

go pats
new england <3

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patriots are corrupt. I think L.T had it right when he spoke out on them. Just look at who they drafted and signed in free agency...but wait, aren't they the self proclaimed "Class Organization" of the league? My dog has more sense than a Pats fan to think they have class. Outside a handful of decent players, they truly are a bunch of despicable law breakers and malcontents. Brady is a great QB but has turned into the poster child for "whining" Add in the kids born out of wedlock...The Man has no class whatsoever. he is by far the last person on earth who should criticize anyone else. Great coaching cannot overcome the old defense and the declining offense. Brady's skills are dropping as evidence by his two playoff appearances last year.They signed players like crazy in the off season trying to put off the decline of the team. All it does is put off the inevitable. Everyone knows the Pats "Glory Days" are gone, get over it Pats Fans! I am truly going to enjoy watching the Patriots fall into football obscurity within the next 2 years.:) Seriously folks the Patriots day has come and went, they just don't know it yet.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pats fans are second only to the Broncos fans for being pathetic and talk a lot of ridiculous $hit. In their minds the Pats are Gods gift to the world and do no wrong...everyone else is wrong in thier minds....Pats fans are Idiots. They utterly sicken me. Now that they are poised to become a second rate team in the near future, watch how fast they disappear. What a bunch of losers, Look up the definition of a band wagon idiot fan and you will see the words "Patriots fan"

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go patriots, here we go!! The dynasty is alive and well. They made San Diego look pathetic on sunday. Sorry buddy, you hate the Pats, they are locked and loaded again.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

You know, it takes a lot of guts to be a hartiots fan, because the patriots are undefeated.

Patriots > Jets + Chargers + Dolphins + Cowboys + Steelers + Colts + Eagles + Ravens + Bill + Redskins + Giants + Bengals + Browns

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well as you all know the pats suck and the fact remains now who cant win the big game now it isnt the mannings its tom brady
I would like to ask Tom how it feels to have the last 2 seasons of football end in a loss to a manning. The shirts say it all how does tom brady and the patties spell the defeat the answer is simple MANNING!!! LOVE it

9:26 AM  

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