Sunday, October 09, 2005

Dear Mike Vick

Dear Mike Vick,

Where were you when INEPT needed you?
A rare chance to put a dagger in the
heart of the wretched Hatriots, and
you are nowhere to be found in a 31-28
loss.
Did your tummy hurt?
Or perhaps you had a boo-boo?

Vick said he was "feeling positive"
about playing against the Beleaguered
Hatriots, who, due to numerous injuries,
are down to three players on the active
roster
. Yet when game time came,
Mikey was nowhere to be found.
What's the matter, Mikey, don't you like
playing football? Wait, don't answer that.
INEPT has scoured the globe and indeed
we found that Mikey likes it.

Sincereley,
The INEPT Team

p.s. use your $12M bonus to buy
some more syllables for your name.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys make my day, as the patriots do suck and i do hate them, you brighten up every day that there is a new article, and my life would just be a black nothingness without you guys

5:50 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Reader,

You, my friend, are why we do what we do.
Remember that one day, another team will
indeed win the Super Bore, and our lives
can all have meaning once again. As wise
man Corey Hart tells us, "Never Surrender".

-The INEPT Staff

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow u guys have no lives....the patriots rock and u make a site talking about how crappy the world champions are in your spare time? u guys need something else to do

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What team do the makers like anyway?

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

Obviously not the patriots

I think thats why they made this website for a reason

But, I am not here to make fun of you, but them, because the patriots are 18-0!!!

Amazing.....they said that the new england patriots were the first team in NFL history to be 18-0

Soon, it will be 19-0

1-25-08

6:09 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Well, Michael Vick is the only quarterback who can make me look at Tom Brady and say, "You know, maybe he's not so bad after all." This is because although Tom Brady is a pompous idiot, he does not kill dogs in his spare time. And my own dog is lying on my feet right now, so I can't say I think very highly of Michael Vick. If you're like Tom Brady, go to therapy. If you're like Michael Vick, go to hell.

4:03 PM  

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