Saturday, January 06, 2007

Playoff Preview: Jets Unveil Secret Weapon

New England (INEPT) - In a move that startled players and coaches alike, New York Jets head coach Eric "Chuck" Mangini unveiled the Jets secret weapon for Sunday's upcoming game with the New England Hatriots:


Just Who Is This Guy?

The man, referred to simply as "Joe", immediately made his mark on the game, issuing the following statements: Can "Joe" step in and make a contribution? Can the Jets beat the Hatriots twice on their home turf? Will "Joe" be wearing pantyhose during the game? Tune in this Sunday and find out.

INEPT Prediction for the game: Jets 103, Hatriots 2.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Josh Howard said...

Go Jets!

How great would that be to see the Jetsies put a second whooping on Boob Kraft and his band of lucky cheating goons. It may be in New England, but ‘The Mangenius” knows how to rattle Tom ‘Baby’ with exotic blitzes and nude photos of Bridget Moynahan and Chad Pennington together.

I would love to see the look on the ‘all-mighty’ Bill Belichick’s face meeting Eric Mangini at mid-field following a Jets victory.

“I Hate The New England Patriots” T-shit= $20.00

E-Bay purchase of Dolphins 21-0 demolition of the Patriots= $25.00

Seeing Tom Brady cry like a four year old- as he did after 2006 Division playoff game versus Denver= Priceless

8:00 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsOwnSoTooBad said...

Too bad haters, it's okay..The J-E-T-S are only losing by 21 with sbout 5 minutes left.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeahh ok, the jets almost beat the pats...nope. pats own and will win the superbowl

6:55 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

Yes, the New York Letdowns did just that: Let us down. But we still have hope. LT is coming to town ...

- The INEPT Staff

7:01 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Josh,

You painted a beautiful picture, bringing tears to our eyes. Alas, it was not to be. Let us hope this week, LT and co. will save us from this miserable Hatriot-filled world.

- The INEPT Staff

3:17 PM  

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