Thursday, December 07, 2006

Express Your Hate In A T-Shirt

New from INEPT: The Hatred Tee. Yes, you can now buy a simple, ugly, but quite comfortable T-shirt to express your feelings about those darned Hatriots at the I Hate The New England Patriots Store. Our first design:


Our First Lame T-shirt


As you can see, we spent quite a bit of time crafting our subtle message. Coming soon: Designs with actual style. Meanwhile, buy one or three for your friends, family, or even better, that Hatriot fan you know and love.

- The INEPT Staff

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what? Seriously, there is allot of $ to be made off of this.

Can I be a Dealer for you? Just in Bills Country alone, I could see potential gains in the thousands, Sell these to passers by before Home games, at most venues around the Country.Oh $hit, I forgot, the Bills didnt make the Playoffs :(

Hell, these would make prefect<(sorry us Haters dont spell too good) Christmas gifts. Oh damn, Christmas is over already.

Easter gifts would still be good, there are always Patriots Haters out there, and looking for ways to express that Hatred.

I Hates winners, and I Hates the Patriots! Let me test market this shirt for you???

9:17 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

Please do spread the word. Forget about cash money, though, this is about a higher calling: giving a true gift of Hatred, for all to enjoy.

- The INEPT Staff

2:25 AM  
Anonymous PATSSSSSSMOFO said...

Can any of you even afford these shirts?

1:40 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Patsssssssssssmofo,

Yes, we can afford these t-shirts. But only because our paper delivery route is finally paying off. Donations, however, are accepted. Thanks!

- The INEPT Staff

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright alright you retarted people need to get a fucking life instead of wasting your time with this bullshit website. first of all, no the Patriots do not suck, and dont get jealous just because the Patriots are better than anything you will ever be. Just because you have nothing better to do dosn't mean you can make these stupid websites and critisize teams and players. Football is Fotball and there is always going to be a "winner" and a "loser" so obviously the Patriots are the "winners", so dont get mad that whatever team you root for cant beat the patriots.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright alright you retarted people need to get a fucking life instead of wasting your time with this bullshit website. first of all, no the Patriots do not suck, and dont get jealous just because the Patriots are better than anything you will ever be. Just because you have nothing better to do dosn't mean you can make these stupid websites and critisize teams and players. Football is Football and there is always going to be a "winner" and a "loser" so obviously the Patriots are the "winners", so dont get mad that whatever team you root for cant beat the patriots.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

Just to be clear: We don't root for anyone, except for whomever the Hatriots are playing in a given week.

You may also wish to quell your rage through a purchase, perhaps of a Hater's T-shirt? What better way to calm your angry soul?

- Hater in Chief

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We all know why Tom Brady has a cleft chin ... it's from all the times his boyfriend has bumped his chin when missing his mark with his sausage. MUUUHAHAHAHAHA

6:57 PM  
Blogger Football fan said...

Awww, did the Patriots upset you? Did you drop your binky when Brady threw his gazillionth pass to Moss?

Go ahead, let it out, it's okay.

It's 14 wins and counting. Maybe they'll go 16 and 0 and lose in the playoffs. Maybe the Patriots will all of a sudden forget how to play winning football. Uh huh.

Belichick is evil. Can't you tell by the way he always says bad things about the opposition and the media, that bastion of honor, gets all pissed off because he won't give them a sound bite? Uh huh.

Go ahead, keep hating the Patriots. At least it will give you a reason to watch competitive football.

Aloha and Mahalo,
O. C. Pozzo

11:50 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

hey, guys, just because your boyfriend didn't like it up the ass like you wanted to, doesn't mean you have to put a grudge on the patriots.


And if it makes you feel better....




15-0=undefeated

11:42 AM  
Blogger Football fan said...

All football aside, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you and your families.
Have a great day, well go back to the Football war talk next weekend.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

O say can't you see
The patriots are the best
What so many haters, that are now such pusses
Who can't say a word, and trys for next year
What so proud to be a hater, that wasn't really one
And the haters red glare, the fans bursting in air,
Gave prove through the night, that our team was still there
O say does that Patriots flag that was there, still wave
O the land, of the NFL, and the home, of the


PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beat that

18-0

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Ottopozzo said...

The Manning brothers and Tom Brady go up to heaven to watch some ESPN pre Super Bowl shows.
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Peyton, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Eli Manning and says, "What do you believe, Eli?"
Eli says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Eli's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

Peyton Manning goes to heaven, and he has a beautiful house! It has a colts window, and it is painted blue and white.


As he lives there, he see's Tom Brady's house, higher than Mannings house, and it is twice as big, and also has all the windows painted the patriots, and also the house is painted blue and red.

Peyton goes up to God, and says

"why does tom's house bigger and more nicer than mine?"

God said"Peyton....thats my house."

5:52 PM  
Anonymous GGGGGMEN said...

HAAAAAAAAAAA Pats suck fat ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

brady fucks little boys

6:05 PM  

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