Sunday, December 24, 2006

Potential Paramours for Brady

New England (INEPT) - After recently breaking up with actress Bridget Moynahan (see picture below), Tom Brady is said to be on the prowl for a new love interest.


Brady Dumps Bridget

We here at INEPT thought we might chime in with some suggestions:

  • Jason Taylor: Tom got to know Jason quite well a few weeks back when the Endangered Fish blanked the Hatriots, and to Tom, at least, Jason seemed very interested in putting him flat on his back time after time. "He sure kept after me," Tom said shortly after the game.

  • Amanda Belichick: Who better to date than the coach's own daughter? Some potential problems here: Amanda's age (21), and the fact that her favorite team is the New York Giants.

  • Mrs. Carol Brady: With the same last name, she would be ready to get right down to business as the wife of the Hatriot QB. "I know how to raise a family," said Carol as she told Alice to go make dinner.


Brady apparently decided to break up with Bridget after seeing Coyote Ugly. "Boy, was that a bad movie", said Tom wistfully. "At least she wasn't the lead part. Wow."

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Josh Howard said...

All three would be great candidates to be Sir. Brady next love interest. However, I have a couple more to add to the list. How about Maura or Healy Elizabeth Bledsoe, Drew’s wife and daughter? Tom has already ruined Drew’s life by taking over ‘his’ team that was Super Bowl bound and then reaping all the benefits from it. So why not throw salt on the wound and stick it to Mr. Bledsoe one more time??

One more thing… Is it just me or does Brady thrown more screen passes then anyone is NFL history. His statistics are ballooned because these backs, tight ends and receivers run wild after two-yard dump passes. I live in Connecticut, so unfortunately, I get to watch this overrated hype-machine every week and I have to listen to Brady getting all the credit after he tosses screen pass after screen pass and fills the statistics column. The sad thing is that his statistics aren’t that good and yet he still gets a ton of credit for being a ‘winner’.

Here is a little interesting factoid for all you ‘Brady Lovers’ out there that give him WAY too much credit for being on the winning end of three Super Bowls. In 2001 the Patriot allowed the sixth fewest points in the league, in 2003 they allowed the FEWEST points and in 2004 they allowed the second fewest points. I think this proves that the defensive side of the football had more to do with New England winning these titles. Oh, and do you know why the Pats are 11-4 this season? You guessed it….they have allowed the second fewest points in the league. You know what they say… “Quarterbacks throw screen passes, but defense wins games and championships.”

6:22 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Josh,

We love the thought of adding Mrs. Bleedsomuch to the list. Mrs. B hasn't been a happy camper since Mo Lewis burst open some blood vessels in hubby's chest. As she said at the time, "I still love my husband, but I sure loved him better as a starter."

- The INEPT Staff

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Hawk said...

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6:41 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Hawk,

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- Hater in Chief

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Bridget was good looking I have to say, but When it starts to drmamtically impact your SB runs, which it seemed to do the last year, you have to decide whats more important.

Brady is now focused on winning SB`s again, I mean, he aint getting Bridget putty anymore, so why not give your all for Football again?

Unfortunatley this will not bode well, for the people who congregate at this site( all 4 of them), as it may be a 4th SB for that damn overated Brady.

Imagine all the attention this guy s going to get for the rest of his life.. Those good looks, money, Women in droves I would imagine. It sure isnt fair that he can gobble up SB`s, and have all the trimmings to go along with it.. I might hate the Patriots, but truth be told I wouldnt think twice about changing lives with TB.What kind of Hater does that make me???

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Josh Howard said...

Anonymous: I don’t know what you are, but you are surely not a TRUE hater. I wouldn’t trade lives with that sack o’poo if he were the last person on earth. His is an extremely overrated, lucky brat that has had everything handed to him on a silver spoon. His luck is bound to turn. Just like it did for another overrated, flavor of the month—Kurt Warner… Brady supporters will try and feed you this line of bull that he had to overcome being a sixth round draft choice and worked hard for what he has. Bologna! He was a sixth round choice, because he didn’t work hard in college and got benched and would have never seen the field in the NFL if it wasn’t for ‘the before mentioned’ Mo Lewis and his bone-barring rib-cracking hit on the sideline.

Just wait, New England fans. Soon your luck will turn and all of you bandwagon jumping drones will go back into hiding. Go Jets in the Wild Card game.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I know is The Panty-Rots can thank the REFS for the game against the Titans!

Tom "Powder Puff" Brady was almost in TEARS when Kyle VandenBosch got his fingers on Tomilina's shoe strings, & tripped him up.

"Personal Foul... # 93 on the Defense.. Roughing the passer.... 15 yards... automatic 1st down".

(It was a 15 yard penalty because Tammy Brady got her, I mean His.. I mean her... butt all dirty on the wet grass)

Those chowder heads are the biggest buncg of babies I've EVER seen!

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found this sad and pathetic blog while searching for pictures of Tom Brady and all that I have to say is that all of you patriot haters really need to get a life and I find this really sad that someone actually created a blog about this. The Patriots are one of the hardest working and dedicated teams in the NFL and they deserve to win! I feel bad for all of you who have no lives and have to resort to bashing people that could not give a rats ass about you or your feelings! Goodluck with your miserable lives!

3:17 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

You might try this picture here - Tom looks a little heavy, but it is still the same old Brady.

- The INEPT Staff

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Brady must of did somethimg stupid for Bridget Moynahan to break up with him. I hope she attacks him if he doesn't take her back because you know what they say, "Hell hath no fury."

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Patriot Hater said...

Help!!! Help!!! My life is so miserable being a Patriot Hater! Please help me! Wah wah wah

Yeah, the Patriots must be the only hard-working team in the NFL.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Patriot Hater,

Have no fears! Our lives are quite full and complete, and we *gasp* actually enjoy hating the Hatriots. Hard to believe, but true.

- The INEPT Staff

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck all of you you all suck Tom Brady wins games thats why he won 3 super bowls in 4 years yea the defence was good but the defence didn't set up wining field goals for 2 of 3 super bowls...you know what screw all of you if winning three super bowls in four years dosn't get him respect then i guess every other quaterback suck a big one no QB in recent history can compare to Tom Brady (ok mabey Paiton Manning ill give respect where respect is due but he always used to crack under pressure) all you asses that think your teams QB is better you can suck my dick. yea he lost the AFC champoiship but he did have a decent reciving core. look if going deep into the play offs with troy brown (who is a dinosour) and Reche Coldwell (who alway looks like he has just seen a ghost dosnt get you respect then i dont know what will (and the running game wasn't great so dont say umm well corry and lorence took them through the play offs)

what ever fuck all of you.


oh and one more thing if you are the guy who called us New Englanders pansys and chowder heads im gunna kick you fucking red neck pice of shit ass vince young can suck my dick.

3:35 PM  

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