INEPT's Top Three Reasons Hatriots Will Lose

3. Mike Shanahan: Forgotten Genius. Is there
anyone itching to knock supposed genius Bill
Belichoke around more than last decade's
genius, Mike Shanahan? Recall that in Shanahan,
we have a guy who led the Broncos to two
straight Super Bore victories with a QB well
past his prime, and is generally considered
an "offensive mastermind" (er, rather, a
"mastermind of offense"). What better to
motivate this real genius than a chance to
rub Belichoke's face in it, perhaps even
get him fired?

2. Denver: Pot City, USA. This past November,
citizens of Denver voted to legalize the possession
of small amounts of marijuana. While having little
affect on the home team, visitors often indulge
themselves in what is now more appropriately referred
to as the "Mile High" city. INEPT predicts that at
least half of the Hatriots to be stoned during
the game, including medicinal user Teddy Brainski.

1. January 14th: Anti-Patriots Day. The day
of the game, 1/14, is coincidentally none other
than Benedict Arnold's birthday. Is there any more
ill omen for the Hatriots than to have to play on
the day where America's most well-known Anti-Patriot
was born?