Friday, January 13, 2006

INEPT's Top Three Reasons Hatriots Will Lose

3. Mike Shanahan: Forgotten Genius. Is there
anyone itching to knock supposed genius Bill
Belichoke
around more than last decade's
genius, Mike Shanahan? Recall that in Shanahan,
we have a guy who led the Broncos to two
straight Super Bore victories
with a QB well
past his prime
, and is generally considered
an "offensive mastermind" (er, rather, a
"mastermind of offense"). What better to
motivate this real genius than a chance to
rub Belichoke's face in it, perhaps even
get him fired?

2. Denver: Pot City, USA. This past November,
citizens of Denver voted to legalize the possession
of small amounts of marijuana
. While having little
affect on the home team, visitors often indulge
themselves in what is now more appropriately referred
to as the "Mile High" city. INEPT predicts that at
least half of the Hatriots to be stoned during
the game, including medicinal user Teddy Brainski.

1. January 14th: Anti-Patriots Day. The day
of the game, 1/14, is coincidentally none other
than Benedict Arnold's birthday. Is there any more
ill omen for the Hatriots than to have to play on
the day where America's most well-known Anti-Patriot
was born?

15 Comments:

Anonymous T-MURDA FROM THE 215 said...

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY IT IS A HONOR AND A PRIVILEGE, TO FIND PEOPLE WHO HATE NEW ENGLAND AS MUCH AS I DO. I HATE NEW ENGLAND SO MUCH; I FASTED FOR 24 HOURS PRIOR TO THE GAME TO ENSURE A DENVER VICTORY TONIGHT. AS WE EMERGED VICTORIOUS; LET US FULLY SAVOR THE PAIN ON THEIR FACES AND CELEBRATE THEIR DEMISE THAT THEY HAVE DESERVED FOR SO LONG. MAY THEY ALL DIE A SLOW AND TORTUROUS DEATH.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you da man t-murda!

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Hatriot fraudynasty is OVER!!!!!! Suck on it Chowds!!!!!!

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey t-murda 215 well wait until next week when Denver gets over run in Inndy, and New ENgland is still the #team in this century and no other team will prove better, YOu people on here are idiots and learn the game before you talk trash

7:43 AM  
Anonymous t-murda hater and all like her said...

Whoever left the comment before me, thank you for not being a COMPLETE AND TOTAL MORON. To the other anonymouses-how do you know that t-murda isn't a bitch? I hope that you, t-murda, realize that you are a hore and know this: the dynasty shall never end!! P.S. Why don't you mention your favorite team, huh? Yeah, I thought not. Don't even go there.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous true blue pat fan said...

Hey t-murda
What kind of name is that? If you or Little Red Robbie Hood read this, well, you suck. You probably fasted cause you weigh, like, six hundred pounds or something. Denver didn't deserve that win and you know it. God, your such an ass. I hope you have to eat shit when you go to hell. Fuck you. T-murda hater is awesome. You are a creep and a miserable person. Just cause we stomped your sucky team into the dirt doesn't mean you should hate us. Let me guess. . . you're a Ben Roethlisburger-and-Jake Plummer harry ass fan. I thought so. You're such a loser. It is an honor and priveledge to see freaks that are like you who escaped from the mental insitution. Next year your gonna eat your dirty, filthy, unholy words.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with T-murda from the 215. I would like to meet people who hate the patriots. This webisite has touched my heart. GO EAGLES!

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Trueblue Pat Fan #12 said...

AN EAGLES FAN???? YOU MUST BE FRICKIN KIDDING ME!!! YOU ARE SOOO PATHETIC!! HAHAHA WE CRUSHED YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL YOU HATERS SUCK!!!
SO WHAT, WE BEAT YOUR EAGLES IN THE SUPER-AWESOME-PATRIOTS-WIN-IT-ALL-BOWL (WHICH IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE) AND YOU HATE US??? OH, I'M SCARED NOW. A LONG-LASTING BLOOD FEUD, HUH?

P.S.

RETARDS.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Trueblue Pat Fan #12 said...

AN EAGLES FAN???? YOU MUST BE FRICKIN KIDDING ME!!! YOU ARE SOOO PATHETIC!! HAHAHA WE CRUSHED YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL YOU HATERS SUCK!!!
SO WHAT, WE BEAT YOUR EAGLES IN THE SUPER-AWESOME-PATRIOTS-WIN-IT-ALL-BOWL (WHICH IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE) AND YOU HATE US??? OH, I'M SCARED NOW. A LONG-LASTING BLOOD FEUD, HUH?

P.S.

RETARDS.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot haters if you don't think Tom Brady will murder you than say good-bye to your fantsay league win.Have you noticed Brady beat Manning every time when needed,and Ben Rothlisberger, he also by the way just happen to win 3 super bowls.
P.S Good luck with life,if you think Brady is bad, your going to have a tough life.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are the most stupid,idiotic,dum,morans I ever heard from.Some website.Oh the Hatriots.[Very catchy[not]Maybe if you[how do I say this]LOSERS even noticed that the Pats kicked your butt, you would realize you should just cross over to the good side[Patriots morons]and maybe you'll be forgiven for such stupidity.I know what your thinking
A twleve year old just told me to join the Patriots loyal,respectful, and genours fans,so I will:Join or get a life!

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your acronyms and wordplays are just so creative!
"Hatriots?" "Belichoke?" Did you think of those all by yourself, or did a five year-old help you out? It's like you enjoy hating the Patriots more than you do rooting for your own team. And you know what? That's pathetic. Get a life, asshole.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck your dumb as patriots. look the quarter back is a gay fag who would fuck all you patriot lovers right up
your pussy (guys too)LISTEN UP ALL YOU ANONYMOUS SCARED PUSSIES WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR FAT ASSES DOWN TO PHILIDELPHIA AND SAY THAT........ EXACTLY YOU WONT BECAUSE IF YOU DO WE WILL ALL TAKE YOUR SMALL DINKY DICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND SHOT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A 45 CAL AND DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO FOXBORO OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED SO YOU CAN DIE . PEACE OUT ALL, YOU GAY PAT FAG FANS GO FUCK YOURSELF.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^ and that's why they call Phillidelphia the city of Brotherly Love. :P

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

soooo... as i heard the "PATRIOTS ARE UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAA WE WILL KICK ANY BODY ASS THAT ISNT AN PATRIOTS FAN!!!!

2:28 PM  

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