Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Welcome, Spurs: We Hate You Too

San Antonio (INEPT) - It's basketball season. But that does not mean you have to save your hate up for the NFL Draft or your money to buy a lousy T-shirt. No, my friends, you can focus the full force of your enmity on a kindred spirit to our beloved Hatriots: the NBA's very own San Antonio Spurs.


We hate you, Bruce Bowen

The parallels between the Hatriots and Spurs run deep:


Timmy Duncan's Future Pregnant Girlfriend?

We could go on. But instead, we stop. We ask you, dear Reader: who else should we hate in the offseason? (and please don't tell me the Yankees, we already know)

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25 Comments:

Blogger Zataod said...

It warms my heart to know that there is no offseason for hating.

Hate on!

9:24 AM  
Blogger The Toad said...

The Spurs are REALLY pissing me off right now. Just now Ginobili PUSHES OFF on a drive hard, doesn't get called for a charge, gets a basket, then flops when Fisher gets near him, and Fisher gets a technical. Absolutely unbelievable how much these refs are Spurs-biased. I hate the Spurs, and they deserve to die with this cheap playing. They get a cheap pass in the series vs. their toughest opponent, Phoenix, with those RIDICULOUS suspensions because Horry is a goddamn asshole, and now they get the refs sucking their cocks throughout the entire Jazz series. Detroit better suck it up and pound the fucking asshole Spurs in the finals, or I'm going to go ape shit.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For once I actually agree with this site 100%. I'm gonna be honest, I'm one of those people on this site who are Pat's fans who look at this site just for kicks. But I completely agree with you when it comes to the Spurs. I watched Sports Center this morning and it seemed like the Spurs were shoving someone or putting a hand in someones face or pushing someone to the ground in every highlight they showed. It's like they can't beat the defenders or stop the other team's offensive attack without grabbing, swatting, or pushing. This isn't what basketball is supposed to be, this isn't even fundamental basketball, it's just thug basketball. They've bullied their way to wins, but I think they'll get what's coming to them in the finals

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Though I'm a Pats fan, we can agree on the hatred for the Spurs. Duncan is much worse than Brady, at least Tom shows some emotion on the field of play. Timmy is a friggin' robot. Good times, bad times, same stupid look on his face. Bowen, Manu and Horry are soul-less individuals. Ginobli could play soccer with all of that flopping. I hope Detroit wins it all this year.

PS- may I suggest an update to honor the memory of Marquise Hill? I'd hope that haters have hearts too.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally we can all agree on something, instead of arguing about the Pats.

8:19 PM  
Blogger The Toad said...

Now we need Lebron to come through. I'm getting nervous. I thought Detroit was the more balanced of the East teams.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Sean said...

spurs will win the finals just like the pats will win the superbowl

9:32 AM  
Blogger The Toad said...

Yeah by cheap playing and biased refs

11:38 PM  
Anonymous sean said...

it doesnt matter, a win is a win. i dont like the spurs just as much as you. but they will still be champions.

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone hates a Winner, unless of course it is your own Team.

Everyone hates a loser too, unless of course its your own Team.

Absolutely EVERYONE hates losers who whine about winning Teams.

Spurs and Pats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 modern Day Dynasty`s ..May it continue.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous jess said...

LOL, the only team that EVERYONE hates is the Spurs.

2:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, actually, i love the Spurs

6:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why isn't this blog getting updated now that the 2007-2008 football season has begun?

Is it because the moron Jest's fan who started this blog is crying to mommy after his beloved Jests just got their arses handed to them at home in week 1 by that “boring defensively-oriented" Patriot teams’ 38 (yes I said thirty eight only because the Pats botched a field goal that would have made it 41) to 14 shellacking of the Jests?!

LMAO

Heck I wouldn't be surprised if the Jests don't even make the playoffs this year, but I hope they do so the Patriots can get a shot at kicking them out of the playoffs AGAIN and so the Jest get a lower draft pick and can continue to wallow in mediocrity for a loooooong time.

1:37 PM  
Blogger The Toad said...

Looks like the Patriots won't be getting any good draft picks. I'm surprised there isn't an update about the most hated team in professional sports CHEATING!!!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3012989

I really honestly don't see how ANYONE can respect this team. Absolutely pathetic. They've apparently been doing this for a long time, and to beat bad teams they can beat into the ground anyways? Where is the professionalism, honestly?

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Toad...you useless jealous little f**k.
Professionalism?
The Pats are the epitome of professionalism.
That's why they blow away teams like Buffalo and Washington like they were semi-pro outfits from the Empire Football League.
You don't like that?
That's your problem, bub.
Sox rule, Pats rule and pretty soon Celtics will rule again.
New England just plain rocks baby.
Deal with it, America.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Celtics are awesome because they have players that are mad chill. No one can hate Garnett, Allen, or Pierce.

Garnett stuck it out in Hell Minnesota. Allen was in "He Got Game", and Pierce got stabbed in the neck and still came back to play in the NBA. They are all honorable individuals. If they win, they deserve it, and you know what - people will be happy they do even if they aren't from New England because these guys all deserve a ring.

Now, compare that to the cheapness of the Spurs or the Pats - where both teams are composed of whining, cheating, boring fags like Randy Moss, Brady, Belichick, Horry (single-handedly cheated the suns out of a championship with the help of Tim Donaghy and David Stern), Bowen (punches more people in the nuts than all rape victims on the face of the planet combined), Duncan, Parker with his gay little tongue flailing (he needs to be killed instantly - what a fag - I mean come on -that french fagget should be killed for acting like such a retard), Ginobili, and every other asshole on those teams.

So, it is a reasonable assumption to say that people hate the Spurs and the Pats because the teams are made up of douchebags that no one likes because they don't play fair, act like pompous assholes, are boring, and cheat. Not to mention their coaches are whiny douchebags as well.

Unlike 99% of all the other teams that win, the fans of the teams that they defeat are not even the ones that hate them the most. It's the fans of the NFL and the NBA as a whole that hate them - because they make watching the whole thing terrible because these whiny, cheating douchebags that don't deserve shit are going to walk away with a ring at the end of the season when other teams that deserve it won't have anything. And you wonder why people are watching fucking NASCAR! Jesus, you Spurs and Pats fans should just off yourselves for thinking that your teams legitly win championships and play fair. A win is not a win. A win is bullshit if it's clouded in bullshit, and these two teams are covered in bullshit. So die - that's right - kill yourselves now to save both leagues from utter bankruptcy or acquisition by the mob.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous spurhater said...

I agree with this website.

Even David Stern is on the Spurs side.

I have watched the NBA for 25 years and last year is the first year I have ever seen a commissioner actually have an impact on the series.

Stoudamire and Boris Deaw should not have gotten suspended as they made no agressive move towards a Spurs player. But oh...they came off the bench. Big deal..they were just coming to the aid of their teammate, and not to incite any physical violence.

That cost the Suns the title and there should be an asterisk next to the Spurs title last year.

The Spurs won game five by just 3 points and you can't tell me that Amara and Boris wouldn't have made the difference in that game.

The Suns would have won game five and it would have gone to game seven in Phoenix.

Not only that but then that gambling crooked referee who got caught was referring the game where he called two quick fouls on Amare and puts him on the bench for about two and a half quarters because of foul trouble. If you look at the stats of that series...the Spurs could not handle Amare when he was in there as he averaged over 30 points per game in that series.

And yet Bruce Bowen puts a knee to the groin of Nash and Stern never does any reprimand to him? Makes a lot of sense doesn't it?

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

Well good for you!!!!


Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!


But you still obviously don't know anything about football




P.S do you know why do I have to type the words below every time I want to send something

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you fucking kidding me, if anything the refs and douchjewbag david stern are biased against the spurs. If the spurs were getting help from the officials against the jazz, how they only shot about half as many free throws as the jazz.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and are you really stupid enough to mention fisher getting cheated. I seem to remember him receiving a pass taking 2 steps and shooting a fade away jumper, all in apparently point four seconds, which was the only reason the lakers won the series. and its kind of hard to call suspend a player for an incident on a two way collision, if nash didnt want to get kneed in the nuts then you dont put your nuts in the line of fire and close the fucking gap. If he had been just standing there and bowen got em, that definatley would have been cheap and warranted a suspension. But you cant suspend two people for running into eachother, when both of them were moving towards one another. And that apparent shot on Nash, give me a break, the only reason diaw and stoudamire got off the bench was b/c the were trying to put on a display to make the penalty worse then it really was. Because if you looke at the fucking replay, and i mean really look(like slow motion, reverse etc.) you will notice that had Horry gotten there a half a second sooner, and its a charge. True he did not, and he fouled the fuck out of him, and did deserve a suspension, for lieaning into it with such force after contact was made. But it was alot closer to being a foul on Nash then most people realize

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

further more, if you really want to see the truth just watch a spur game un biasley and just lookd for bad calls. Either was not just the ones you want to see against the team who is better then anyone else. Because it is inbelievable how much the spurs get fucked by the refs. Like the other night, the spurs lose by 8 to the celtics. Spurs shoot 13 free throws, the celtics shoot 34. And thats the spurs gettig help huh? that shit is a constant for the spurs. If you want a team to bitch about as cheaters, look at the fuckin lakers, they average almost twice as many free throws on a nightly basis (and im am seriously not being sarcastic at all look at the stats)When shaq was in LA they let him get away with so much more down in the paint then when he was on any other team past or future at that point. You would have to be pretty stupid to think it was a coincidence that he had his best years in LA. Just like it was a coincidence when NBA commisioner david stern cried when the pistons won in 04, why because his LA dynasty was destroyed, he knew shaq was leaving, and the mother fucker cried like a little baby. After all he had worked so hard to get them there (what with allowing the clock operator to not even start the .4 seconds left on the clock until after Fisher had caught and shot the ball, All 1.5 seconds of it. Whistle dead play, ball gets re-inbounded, and had they missed hundred bucks says that would have been the call. You wonderwhy it seems officials hate the pistons, its because they do, them and the spurs in 03 destroyed their dynasty and stern has been paying well to make sure they dont forget. Why do you think he wont let anybody criticize him or the refs, because they would be right in doing so and he cant have his illegal activities made public

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the longhorns are the biggest fucking cheaters in the world. Seriously, look at their free throw numbers last year vs. the opponents on a nightly basis, first game against A@M somewhere along the lines of tex.24 fts texA@M 11 A@M wins game by over 20
next game Tex fts 41 Tex A@M 23
tex wins by two, why because the refs were not going to let them lose, you want to see a fixed game go back and watch that one, and im not even guna start on commisioner of MLB BUD SELIG cheating for the team he used to own in MLB. Just watch any game that bruce froeming umpire, hilarious. David Stern and Bud Selig deserve to die for betraying our trust. Stern his a scheister fucking jewbag, the only reason he probly even likes the lakers is because they a are a big market team and they bring in the most money. Like a true scheister jewbag would, you give your entire religion a bad name you fucking kike

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aide his teamate huh, thats why he was jumpin up and down just like a boxer before a match, all yall are fucking idiots who see what you want to see so you can tell yourselves your better, well Spurs have had refs and a commisioner on their back for years, four championships bitches, count em four in nine years. Cryin aint guna get you no where, if you cant win a game through referees then you dont deserve to win. because when you can win a 8 on 5 basketball game that is when you know that you are the best. One more example when the mavs spurs playedin the 2nd round of the playoffs, duncan got foulded out in a tied game with under 10 minutes left, why? Because nowitzki stepped on his foot well trying to back him down. Now lets think about this logically, if player A steps on Player B's foot who do you think was there first, what player B's foot must have transported under the foot and therefore fouling him huh. and i got mountainland for 20 bux an acre

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and that is that,m if you want to llegitamtly argue then come back with stats, not your poor interpretations of the rules

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love the agument that stern loves the spurs. Yeah, im sure he loves having the lowest rated team in the finals every other year.

7:33 AM  

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