Friday, September 28, 2007

Welcome Back, Rodney

Boston (INEPT) - INEPT would like to wish a warm welcome back to Rodney Harrison, the Hatriots cheater most glad about the Belicheat scandal. "I sure am glad about Coach's cheating; without him, there might have been more focus on my steroid abuse problems," a relieved Harrison told reporters while flexing his huge deltoids.


Rodney's Strength Coach

When asked about the potential harms of steroids, Harrison was quick to assure reporters of his virility. "Look, my wife is still happy, ok guys? I mean, pretty happy. Not ecstatic. Some things are smaller, it's true, but she said that's fine with her," Harrison said as a tear rolled down his face.


Rodney is sad about his testes

Rodney was quick to point out the he is quite manly on the field, if not off of it. "We'll see who is laughing come Sunday," Harrison proclaimed. "I am going to be wearing a new uniform though, as part of the league's new steroid abuse penalty."


Rodney's new Tutu

INEPT wishes Mr. Harrison good luck in his return. Keep up the 'roid rage, Rodney!

Addendum: INEPT notes that Rodney was caught taking HGH, not Steroids. However, despite the lack of evidence (besides musculature, anger-management problems, etc.), INEPT firmly believes that Rodney has been on the 'Roid train at some point in his career. Proof will likely come out in a tell-all book published in 2023.

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16 Comments:

Blogger Stephen said...

FIRST!
(person to point out that Rodney Harrison did not use steroids)

6:45 AM  
Anonymous HAHAHAHA said...

LMAO that's a funny article...definitely can't be written by a non-Pats fan....

GO PATS

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are retarded. It doesn't matter if he used steroids or not, or whether other players MAY be using banned substances. He got caught breaking the rules and was punished accordingly. It's really that simple (Hatriots fans aren't smart enough to notice--they're fucking dumber than sacks of hammers, in case you haven't figured that out already). The fact that it wasn't steroids is no excuse for his behavior. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous New England Asterisks said...

Sooo....Rodney Harrison's excuse for being a flaming moron of a human being is for using un-steroids...what's the excuse for Pats fans?

Cheat to win, win to cheat, Pats!

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted Pats Fan said...

Heh heh heh, doesn't matter now, assholes. Apparently Haters are stupider than we are....more so than a sack of hair, hammers, or any inanimate objects. Harrison is back, with a vengeance. And I do believe we won again, 34 to 17. Why don't YOU stick that up your ASS and smoke it.

7:34 AM  
Blogger Stephen said...

"Rodney Harrison's excuse for being a flaming moron of a human being is for using un-steroids"

nope, just pointing out that the premise of this article, rodney harrison's shrinking genitils, is in fact flawed

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Go Bears Just Kidding said...

Of course those of us who swear in our posts are taken seriously as geniuses (Patsy fans as well as fellow Haters), as well as those who can't spell "genitils". And is 'stupider' even a word? Eh, I nitpick.

And what's this "we" stuff? Are you Brady's water boy or something? Sheesh. You dolts aren't even clever enough to make fun of anymore. But we will, anyway. Cuz you Patsy fans are SOOOOO CUTE when you throw a tantrum!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Bears? That's Sad... said...

Like you are united in your hate, we are united in our support for this awesome team. Even a dipshit hater couldn't figure that one out....


Eh, what am I saying, nitpicker Haters and regular Haters are all the same....sad little assclowns. Oh, and you Haters are SOOOOO UGLY when you throw a tantrum.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Go Bears Just Kidding said...

Oh, alright. I'll sink to a Patriot fan's level.

Dumbhead!
Boogerbreath!
Stupidbutt!

Sorry I didn't swear enough. I guess I can't really sink that far. Kisses!

And, did you honestly think I like the Bears? C'mon...

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....those were probably the lamest insults in the world....

Come on, that was so stupid....

1:07 PM  
Anonymous go bears just kidding said...

Uh...yeah..? That was the point. Not any lamer than 'assclown' 'dipshit' or 'stupid' (original one that one!)whatever else people call each other on here. Actually, whatever Patriot fans call whoever doesn't bow to the shrine of Brady daddy. On this topic, anyway, they're the only ones name calling. You guys are a tribute to your team. Really.

6:39 PM  
Blogger The Toad said...

I can't believe how blind you Patriots fans are. Harrison ADMITTED TO USING STEROIDS. I MEAN COME ON. HE ADMITTED IT AND DIDN'T APPEAL.

Also, I love how the Patriots fans are coming up with complete crap like "oh this site can't actually be written by someone who hates the Patriots. Nobody can hate my precious Patriots. Blah blah blah."

Suck it Patriots fans. You're the most blind and unintelligent people out there and are by no means supporting anything just. You're supporting the downfall of professionalism and pro sports. Way to go.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Stephen said...

CAPS LOCK MAKES MY COUNTER ARGUMENT MORE PROFOUND!

Again...Human Growth Hormone
Not steroids

Even the creator wrote and an addendum.

In your regards to your point, I have always had more respect for people who's response to being caught is "you got me" as opposed to "you've shown me the light"

because one is actually a sincere response

7:21 AM  
Anonymous The Toad said...

Actually, guys, I've realized I'm a dipshit asshole who can't get over the fact that the Patriots are better than me.


I'm jumping up and down right now, screaming,

"NO NO NO! HARRISON USED STEROIDS! I SAID SO! WAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Bye guys!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Die Hard Patriots Fan said...

You know what I think all of the haters of the patriots problem is it's that we beat all of your teams so your jealous and have to talk trash about things you dont even know what your talking about. Your excuse is that we cheated. Ok say i agree that we did on the first game but how does that explain us going undefeated for the rest of the season. How did we keep cheating is what I'd like to know since It's impossible to do and if you haven't figured that out then your the stupid ones. Do you people who sit and come up with all this stuff have no life and don't have anything better to do.What I find the dumbest thing about you is that you sit and call us whiners, well what is your whole site about YOU WHINNING!!!!!! About how much you hate us Isn't that funny! Well you should stop whinning and admit we're the best and anything you say about them only makes me laugh at how pathetic you are and maybe you should shut up.

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

You know, I think you shut them up pretty good. Go on images, and type I hate the new england patriots.


Go on every website, and, listen to what every one says. I am Ne rocks. I literally control every website on this computer.

I am still a pats fan.
just want to let you know

P.S put the date on when you type your message, so that you can tell how old the message is.

1-25-08

6:37 PM  

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