Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Bootgate

Arizone (INEPT) - SuperBore previewing begins with a bang, or perhaps, the sweet snap of metatarsals, as none other than Tom Brady was seen limping around New York. Looking for some Giants to befriend? No, dear Reader. Tommy is just looking for some Giselle-love after taking a beating from the field-goal-kicking, not-touchdown-scoring Bolts.


Brady: Limping with the Gis

Our crack staff here at INEPT has scoured its sources and uncovered numerous photos of Tom's feet. Brady is on record saying "I'll be ready for the Superbowl; I'm not worried about that". See the photos, and judge for yourself:






Pictures of Brady's Feet

We don't know about you, but something looks wrong to our untrained eyes. Any Haters who also happen to have medical expertise, please feel free to chime in.

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27 Comments:

Blogger Nathan said...

Even with a hurt foot which those are fake photos the Giants will not win. Eli Manning will throw at leasst 2 interceptions.

Go Pats!!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

OK, now I'm SURE this site was started up by a Patriots fan. Brilliant - making fun of all the media outlets salivating over "Castgate." That's hilarious.
The boot's off, by the way. And besides, Tom Brady could lead his team to a Super Bowl victory wearing snowshoes.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

You stupid Patriots fans... Brady isn't Jesus!

In any case, that picture of his feet is funny!

GO G-MEN!!

1:40 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

We've already told you, Giantsfreak: Jesus is his SON.
Now go to confession for repeatedly taking The Brady's name in vain.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bootgate"? It's not a scandal, so why are you using the suffix "-gate"? Brady was just seen in New York with a cast. I know you guys don't like hearing this, but no one did anything wrong.

-PatsandSeahawks

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

He sure ain't Jesus, but he DID play with a 103 temperature before and massively schooled his opponents. That comes pretty close, and it's better than Eli Manning....who I think will show his genes for choking against our team....

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Patty "look, it's a bird" Pat said...

Maybe he's just taking one for the team.

Looks like no one's talking about anything other than how much the Giants have an opportunity to win, or in Dr. Z's geritol addled brainpan how much he knows the g-men will win and Tom Brady's boot.

I think he hid a camera, a snow blower and a tuck rule in that boot. Call up Roger and get a good whine in about it!

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Thankful said...

Thanks Nathan for pointing out that those photos were fake. Especially the penultimate one I found very convincing at first. New England fans here are brilliant.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks pretty bad... I say we amputate.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think its funny how jealous you all are of the patriots and what they have acomplished this year. Its just too bad all your teams suck and none of them could go 18-0 and then beat down the giants in the super bowl. Keep crying, its going to be domination in NE next year too.....bitches.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah were all jealous. If your team is so good why did you have to cheat? Your in a vagina division also, but thats ok.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing about New England fans (and id know i live there) is that they will say how great their team is even though they got caught for cheating. Yet theyll hate on the Yankees and Colts and Peyton Manning for what reasons? Oh becuase the commercials are annoying or Yankees pay for all their players (Thats ok BoSox are #2) and they cant figure out why people hate the Patriots. I dont know they won 3 SuperBowls one was because of the tuck rule (which they later took out), the other two 03/04 and with a good team then they get FINALLY get caught cheating in 07 with Moss, Adalius Thomas, Welker, Stallworth .. why do they need to cheat with these people in a terrible division. Now your going to tell me they didnt cheat in 03 or 04.. 05.. 06?

7:50 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Ahhh, it's been a while since we heard a comment about the tuck rule. Thanks for that, because we had forgotten about it.
Also, are you really so lazy that you can't be bothered to type a hyphen? Look, it's easy: ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
I mean, I know this is just a silly blog, but try reading your post to yourself before hitting the publish button. That way, you won't come across as an illiterate.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Hey PatriotsReign... how come you don't use the space bar? Too lazy?

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Coming from someone called GiantsfaninNE?

That was a brainless comment.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous A Hyphen said...

I look like this:

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not this:

''''''''

11:41 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Ah, thanks — brain cramp on my part. Apostrophe is what I meant, obviously.
Giantsfan, why exactly would I need to use a space bar? Having trouble reading are you? Which reminds me of a riddle:
Q) How do you know when GiantsfaninNE is reading to herself?
A) You can see her lips moving.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

PatriotsReign,

Thisisanexampleofnotusingthespacebar.Ithoughtyoumightneedanexamplesinceyouhadtroublewiththehyphen/apostrophething.Bytheway,you'reanidiot.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

IthinkGiantsfaninNEmightwanttouseonetooausesheobviouslydoesnthaveenoughofabraintorealizeherownstupidnamedoesnthaveasinglespaceinit.


Alright, I'm sick of typing like that, being a hypocrite is tough.....I don't know how you do it Giantsman.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I simply follow your lead, Daytona!

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

You're doing a poor job, dear.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Giantsfaninnestilldoesn'tmakeanysensebecauseineverwroteanypoststhatlooklikethisbutasalwayssheneverletsthefactsgetinthewayofherstupidarguments.

"I simply follow your lead, Daytona!"
Another witty comeback.

5:40 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I find it curious that I, and anybody else that doesn't like the Patriots, never make any sense. However, the morons that keep coming to a website dedicated to hating their beloved team, are the ones that know everything. Something seems a bit amiss here.

By the way, I am loaded with witty comebacks!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous 4in7 said...

"By the way, I am loaded with witty comebacks!"
Prove it. We're all still waiting.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Pats ROCK said...

We're fans of the best NFL team right now.....hells yeah, bitch, we DO know everything!!!!!!

2:03 PM  
Anonymous stillrs r bttr said...

18-1. nuff said.

11:32 PM  
Blogger MJK91 said...

Congragulations for making the shittest website ive ever laid eyes on you worthless piece of fucking shit!

7:42 AM  

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