Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Bruschi's Brain

Hatriot Hype this week was focused on
one thing: the return of the typical Hatriot
overachiever, Teddy Bruschi. As we all know,
Bruschi had a stroke last year, and has struggled
to get back to game form since.

Some interesting quotes make INEPT speculate:
is Bruschi really ready for action? Read these
recent Bruschi quotes and wonder:
  • "I'm ready for this game, physically, mentally,
    emotionally, and mentally."

  • "I didn't do this without looking into it carefully.
    I asked my doctors, my wife, my coach, and
    my doctors. They all agreed: Coke is much better
    than Pepsi."

  • "I'm ready to play the game that I love so
    much again, the game I've been away from
    for too long, the game that makes me what I
    am. That game, my friends, is Monopoly.
INEPT was also disturbed by the strange and
unnerving buzzing sound coming from Bruschi's
spinal cord, as well his inability to move the right
side of his face.

Although we here at INEPT focus our vitriol
on anything that even has the faintest Hatriot
smell (and yes, our pal Bruschi reeks with the
best of them), we find ourselves wondering:
is Genius Bill so desperate for a win to risk
the lives of his players?

INEPT wonders if Bill and pals have read
the American Stroke Association's (ASA)
guidelines for stroke recovery. Tip #3:
When recovering from a stroke, do not,
we repeat, do NOT play football at
the
professional level (emphasis
ours). Has the Hatriot organization sold
their souls once again to manufacture a
victory? INEPT asks these difficult questions,
but only you, dear reader, can answer them.

23 Comments:

Blogger Jake said...

Am I the only one who thinks Bruschi took steroids? Think about it, hes like 32 and he has a stroke. Also, the media need to get off Bruschi dick and talk about someone people actually care about.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Bobby said...

Stopp making fun of Bruschi just because he had a stroke...Young people have a stroke so live with it....JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST DOESN'T MEAN HE IS ON STEROIDS...You are probably grown men who have no lives..McDonal's is calling your name JAKE!! DORK!FAGGOT......ASSHOLE!!!

GO PATS

6:55 PM  
Anonymous jackie said...

haha your so funny! omg fuck you! tedy brushchi is one of the best players in the NFL and you know it.. and hes so tough to go out and play after having a stroke..you need to realize that this website is ridiculous, you should learn that you sound like an absolute low-life loser without a family.. PATRIOTS ARE WAY BETTER!! and you know it


and jake, go suck your mammas dick

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pats fans are classless. Simple as that. They cannot make one fucking statement with out calling someone else gay or retarded. It is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen. I'm just glad i don't live in the northeast. And just to let you know:

EVERYBODY OUTSIDE OF THE NORTHEAST KNOWS THAT THE COLTS ARE > THEN THE PATS AND MANNING IS > BRADY!!!!!

10:06 PM  
Anonymous jackie said...

Give me a break Anonomous you should read this blog, it says rude and classless things about fantastic player who are anything but stupid and rude. And you should read some of the comments patriots haters post. Okay so I personally that everyone is just jealous and the creators of this website need move on with there lives. So too damn if we say a couples, you need to shut up, seriously.

Go PATSS!!!

10:03 AM  
Anonymous jackie said...

and you shouldn't be glad you dont live in the northeast, its one of the most expensive and desired regions in america.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been there before. It smelled like shit and 75% of the people I met either couldn't talk right, or they were jackasses.

Oh and I make $150,000 a year so I don't think that would be much of a problem. And if the creators of this site need to move on with their lives and are pathetic, then I guess you are just as pathetic for visiting this site.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

150,000 well thats nice but not much, sorry kid that sucks for you..

2:03 PM  
Blogger neonleon said...

150k a year. your well on your way to a middle of the road trailer douchebag. colts looked good on sunday. manning is so overrated. colts beat the pats jv's.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've liverd in New England now for about six years and up until a few years back "noone" here was an outspoken Hatriots fan. Now I live in a sea of bandwagon jumpers and most of them couldnt discuss the rest of the NFL if they a gun to their head.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous KYLE said...

I BELIVE JACKIE AND BOBBY ARE SOOOO RIGHT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN THE PAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE A TRUE DYNASTY BECAUSE LOOK WHO THEY BEAT IN THE SUPERBOWL... PHILY EAGLES,ST LUIS RAMES,CAROLINA PANTHERS. THEY WERE GOOD TEAMS AT THOSE TIMES. 3 - 4 YEARS THEY WON SUPERBOWLS GOD AND I THINK YOU COUNT 19 - 19 YEARS YOU DIDNT MAKE THE SUPERBOWL.

6:53 AM  
Anonymous KYLE said...

GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS

7:05 AM  
Anonymous KYLE said...

SRY I WAS JUST SO SIKED ABOUT THERE WIN

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this website. I am a diehard Eagles fan. How much points did the patriots win thier superbowls by? Inly 3 points! All of their superbowls they almost lost. Exept for XX and XXXI, they got CRUSHED! And seriously, who almost loses to the Rams and panthers

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate Tom Brady.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still tom brady.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I hate Tom Brady even more just because I remembered Him.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you patriots haters are just jealous because your teams can not play nearly as well as the pats. but that's ok. i hate the eagles but you don't see me with an eagle hater website.

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm, wow, so they only won by three, but didnt they win?!?! it doesnt matter how much at least ya got the bling to show it

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Trueblue pat fan #12 said...

Patriots still beat your sucky eagles in the superbowl so we must not be that bad. I hold no grudge that Denver beat us cheaply on our 3rd in a row game when if you take away the bad calls we would have won by 3. So get over it. P.S if Tom Brady, the FOOTBALL GOD, was drafted onto YOUR team and won YOU the superbowls, you'd LOVE him. So don't go there. Seriously, just because your coach isn't a good judge of 6th round potential and character. Go screw yo mama again. Jackass. NEW ENGLAND RULES!!

GO RED SOX, CELTICS, BRUINS, AND MOST OF ALL PATRIOTS AND TB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate the Patriots as much as the next person but making fun of someone after they had a stroke, that is just out of line. Plus that dude is an awesome linebacker!

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a second...Tedy Bruschi has a brain?

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Mike Bailey said...

We dont live in the northeast, we live in the heartland!!! WE ARE HUGE patriots fans and most importantly NFL FANS and would never think of bashing another team. These men bust their asses to entertain us on a regular basis. Its not the patriots players fault they have such a great coach that breeds champions. i cannot believe this site even exists. This just shows the true lack of sportsmanship within the NFL fans. GROW UP BITCHES!!!

P.S. The Vikings Rock Too!

10:42 PM  

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