Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Jacksonville Kittens Flawed Strategy

INEPT has uncovered information from an inside source
about the flawed approach taken by the Jacksonville
Kitty-cats in last week's Beatdown in Gillette Town.

Sources revealed that the codename for the Kitty's strategy
was "Three and Out", and centered around scoring just
three points and shutting out the Hatriots for the win.

When asked about the flawed approach, Kitkat coach
Jack Del Rio said that "it was a sound game plan,
up until they scored the first of four touchdowns."

A follow-up question inquired as to whether Del Rio
thought about changing the strategy when the Hatriots
took the lead. Del Rio looked puzzled for a moment
and responded "Change is for the weak. Three and Out
was put in by this coaching staff after a lot of
hard work. We weren't about to throw all that out
the window."

The questioning ended when Jack bent over
slightly and puked
.

7 Comments:

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Blogger The Dark Lord Omz said...

Someone else who hates Brady!!! Awesome!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now its up to the Broncos from the west to end our pain

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:24 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan said...

Dark Lord? What a nerd!! My mission is to mock all of you assholes and your sucky-ass teams for sucking. To quote another proud newenglander, I'm glad you southern and mid-western freaks have your own website of loserdom. Look at your mug, Nerd Boy (to save on typing I'll call you E.T.) Hey, E.T., are you, like, one of those Napoleon Dynamite wannabes? Uh-huh, I thought so. Pretty obvious. You're just jealous cause you don't have stunning good looks (or any good looks at all) and you're not white bread like Tom Brady. But please, whatever you do, don't be a Michael Jackson. I'd rather you be a dumb-ass computer nerd, E.T., than another Michael Jackson. I'm out.

4:16 PM  
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Anonymous Ne rocks said...

Nice secret. Perfect place to put it.

Real smooth

6:38 PM  

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