Monday, January 23, 2006

AFC Championship Wrap-up:
Hatriots Play "Respect" Card

After last Sunday's AFC Championship game, INEPT
staffers asked for some post-game opinions from
their favorites Hatriots players. INEPT was surprised
to hear these responses:

Rodney Harrison said "Nobody thought we could win the
championship game. Nobody! After three super bowls,
how could they disrespect us like that?" Uh, Rodney,
wasn't the game between Giftsburgh and the Mile-high
Broncos? "See, that's exactly what I'm talking about."
Harrison replied as he stormed out of the room on
the way to anger management class.

INEPT also asked Hatriot QB Tom Brady about the
perceived lack of respect for the Hatriots chances
last Sunday. "Each week we have to hear how we can't
win. Well, after yesterday, I hope we put an end to
all of that talk." Uh, Tom, weren't you sitting at
home on your A** this past Sunday? "What? I wasn't
listening - I was reading my Playboy magazine here.
See it? I'm a totally normal dude, really."

INEPT turned to Hatriot favorite overachiever Teddy
Brainski
for his thoughts on the "final four" of
the NFL and the perceived lack of respect for the
Hatriots, Brainski responded: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find
out what it means to me! Aren't those words to live
by? And I love the final four. Who doesn't? I mean,
two plus two IS four, isn't it? Hold on, OK, I can
feel my arm again. Now where were we?"

INEPT also has inside information that Coach Belichoke
spent Sunday morning in the locker room building up
the Hatriots with one of his best "us against them"
speeches. "Everyone thought we would lose this week
in the championship game. Everyone! And all I ask
of you is this: did we?" No coach, you're right, you
didn't.

41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:19 PM  
Blogger Vanilla Silk said...

FUCKING HELL YES. FUCK THE PATRIOTS. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I CAN ENJOY THE SUPER BOWL FOR WHAT IT IS WITH AN UNBIASED OPINION.

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING HELL YES. FUCK VANILLA SILK. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I CAN ENJOY THE SUPER BOWL FOR WHAT IT IS WITH AN UNBIASED OPINION.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous true blue pat fan #12 said...

That's why I love you Haters on INEPT... you are such a bunch of idiots!! You're so blissfully unaware of your issues... if you get a headache will booing the holy Patriots and even more holy TOM BRADY whether they're losing or not (and they rarely do lose), that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity! Lay off!! You guys must be a bunch of pothead Broncos or even Cowgirl fans. But go ahead, wallow in your despair in your loserdome, recieving pity from the NFL which was against the Patriots all season. You sorry-ass losers should be ashamed. Someday the Patriots'll fall, and that will be your team's chance. But it's our time to shine after so many years of losing, so back off. If you have a better arguement than the one you have now, "Oh, I hate the Patriots because they're the Patriots," come back... after you've grown a spine. I bet you didn't hate the Patriots before they started winning. Or you're jealous cause we've got TOM BRADY. NOTE TO ALL COMMENTERS: I didn't see you mention YOUR favorite team? I wonder why? Vanilla silk, you should change your name to vanilla SULK, because we're gonna be back next year good as ever and that's all you'll be doing unless you change for the better, wiser, cooler, and NOT MORE BITCHY. Why don't you just sit on your ass and wonder why you were raised so wrong as to hate that Patriots... oh yeah, cause their are no more hours in the day for you to sit!

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Brady is not holy. He is Holy CRAP!

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EAGLES RULE. PATRIOTS SUCK.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

big blue you are so dumb....if they don't lose that often then how come they lost 7 out of 18 games this season? i am a 49ers fan and i have never seen any group of fans take winning with less class than patriots fans, the fact you are on this website proves it true blue that patriots fans are ego-maniacs who can't deal with criticizime

4:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

little blue has no balls

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neil RAckers for MVP

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that Tom Brady was gay... just like little blue gay Pa fan.

Burned Bitch

2:51 PM  
Anonymous iownu&yomomabitch said...

yo! can some1 hook me up wid a hat or shirt that says Patriots Hater or a hat wid the Pats sign cossed out or sometin like dat?
Holaa back at me bitches

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am really against the A&F community. I bet the A&F community likes the New England Patriots. Ergo, I hate the New England Patriots. With all my heart and soul.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

It's not over till it's over . . . and it's far from over!! What's wrong with gay people? I bet you're just sensitive that you are one. It's okay. You're just a little different. Gay people are great, what the hell are you talking about. And by the way, I heard your mom was making out with your little brother so I would shut up if I was you. Tom Brady is so Holy. He must be God himself (he sure is sexy enough). You wouldn't know holy if the Light of God shone on you and bit you in your fat ass. Oh, looks like we have an eagles fan . . . that's a first. I wonder why they hate the Patriots? Is it cause . . . um . . . we kicked McNabbs's sucky ass back to Philadelphia? I think we have a loser. Yup. What do you mean BURN? AND SO WHAT IF I AM A BITCH? Loving the pats still puts me 10 levels above all you Haters. Lay off. Dumb, eh? Nice use of vocabulary. Go backWhy should I have to listen to your sorry ass critisism? If you're on this site it proves your a sorry-assed loser supporter who needs to critisize someone to feel better about themselves. Oh, by the way, it's spelt C-R-I-T-I-C-I-S-M. I'm not supposed to have balls. I'm a girl. Who's Pa anyway? There. I think I got everyone . . .

1:36 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

It's not over till it's over . . . and it's far from over!! What's wrong with gay people? I bet you're just sensitive that you are one. It's okay. You're just a little different. Gay people are great, what the hell are you talking about. And by the way, I heard your mom was making out with your little brother so I would shut up if I was you. Tom Brady is so Holy. He must be God himself (he sure is sexy enough). You wouldn't know holy if the Light of God shone on you and bit you in your fat ass. Oh, looks like we have an eagles fan . . . that's a first. I wonder why they hate the Patriots? Is it cause . . . um . . . we kicked McNabbs's sucky ass back to Philadelphia? I think we have a loser. Yup. What do you mean BURN? AND SO WHAT IF I AM A BITCH? Loving the pats still puts me 10 levels above all you Haters. Lay off. Dumb, eh? Nice use of vocabulary. Go backWhy should I have to listen to your sorry ass critisism? If you're on this site it proves your a sorry-assed loser supporter who needs to critisize someone to feel better about themselves. Oh, by the way, it's spelt C-R-I-T-I-C-I-S-M. I'm not supposed to have balls. I'm a girl. Who's Pa anyway? There. I think I got everyone . . .

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you still can't deal with criticism of your team or yourself no matter how its spelled.....and anyone who canonizes a football player is pretty dumb in my book....next we will hear stories of how the great tom brady cleared a bunch of lepers or something shiznat im out big blue balls you are not that bright

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and i dislike tom brady and peyton manning equally, because they don't have grit, they seem to have no personality and tom brady likes his porn online....so blue balls do you like your porn online also? or do you go down to the video store I used to work at? cuz there were a bunch of ugly bitches buying stuff from there

2:20 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

I am dumb, huh? And what does that make you? Don't insult me without first thinking about how you can insult yourself. Quiz #1 of Intelligence. You failed. I may be a bitch, but I'm a sexy beast so I would watch your mouth if I were you (God willing I never will be. I hate McDonalds. I don't how I would live being a low-life 35 year-old who lives with his mom and works there). Where do you live, anyway? I bet you live in Texas. Are your related to George Bush? Do you look like a monkey? With the ears and everything? Yeah, I thought so. You know what? Yo Mama. I'm out.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bad my bad your not gay your a lesbian true blue

11:58 AM  
Anonymous iownu&yomomabitch said...

I saz bitches hook me up mutha fuckers or i'll fuck ya up. Hook ME up.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear the news Neil Rackers beat out Peyton Manning and Shaun Alexander to win the MVP award Go Rackers!!!!!

12:02 PM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan #12 said...

You bitches and bastards have something against lesbians? No, I'm not one. Lesbians and gay people are usually cool so watch your mouth. I like Tom Brady, for the record. He's jacked.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha true blue fan, you need to learn one thing....tom brady got jacked from how much seaman he drinks daily, cuz thats got a lot of protein in it....

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo at least george bush and no friggen loser pats fan!

4:20 AM  
Anonymous iownuandyomomma said...

i saz hook me up wid a hat mutha fuckas or i will stick a pipe up yo ass. Yo TrueBlueFuckingGayAss dude: Go fuck yourslf

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I so agree with everything that true blue fan #12 says she is so right and I agree Tom Brady is holy and you people suck if you don't like him. and it's bill belichick not choke ass

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site is an outstanding example of time spent wisely. Fuck that arrogant bunch of cheating bastard scum. Dirtiest players in the League and the PR wagon paints 'em to be a collection of pious saints.
Absolute bollix.

Patsy fans - enjoy watching your darling #4 kick for the Colts next season - I know I will love every second of it. Very very sweet indeed.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous iownuandyomomma said...

y the hell is evey 1 ignoring mee?

5:11 PM  
Anonymous NewEnglanderAtHeart said...

you dicks actually call one of the best coaches in nfl playoff history coach belichoke. you guys are seriously just plain stupid. true blue pat fan #12 you're a smart guy. everyone else on this page is extremely jealous and are probably still crying at night because of the tuck rule. excuse the refs for ya kno...reading the rule book and making the right call

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Trueblue Pat Fan #12 said...

Yo Iowanda-whatever the hell your name is. . . why don't you go fuck YOURSELF? Last I heard your Mom had a good time with you. Maybe you'd like yourself, too. And if you wanna be the first man to fuck himself, you should probably get a 10 ft. length of garden hose and blow it out your ass. I will admit, letting Vinatieri go wasn't smart, but it's not exactly like I could've stopped the transaction (if you even know what that big word means). I don't totally hate the Colts, either, so I don't mind too much. If you freaks had even a tenth of a brain you wouldn't be on this site, preaching about how it isn't fair that the Patriots have talent and your suck-ass teams don't. So lay off. Listen to newenglanderatheart, cause whoever he or she is, they've definetly got brains. I wouldn't be surprised if he went to a NEW ENGLAND COLLEGE!!! God, you guys are such a fricking batch of morons.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the stupidest blog ever written.....and I can't beleive that I'm taking time to write this! Everyone wants to shit on you when you're on top, but shit don't fly up here! Your just stupid and basicly know nothing about football. Because if the faggity Colts won three superbowls in four years....I just might have respect for them, but the fucking all time biggest choker couldn't get past the Pats. At times during both pivital losses he looked as if he was going to cry......and I would bet that he did when he dragged his sorry ass off the field only to go home a fuck sally ass loser. You say Belichoke.................I say Bowlichek!!!!!

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. YOU FUCKING SUCK IF YOU HATE THE PATRIOTS......COME TO FOXBORO AND I'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!!! FAGGIT COLTS ROOT'N' FUCKS!!!

2:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. #2 YOU CAN KEEP ADAM TOO.......HES GONNA START SUCKING REAL SOON.....GONE AND FUCKING FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who holds the record for the longest winning streak in the NFL????? Come on say it with me, The New England Patriots!!! But apparently we won by cheating, winning with less class, having everyone respect us as they do.....so..so..much! Having the shittiest QB in history! A bunch of big named players! Some fresh new guys like Troy Brown and Willie McGinest. Asante Samuel....I bet most of you don't have a clue what position he plays... but you see that the Patriots take these players and as a TEAM!, they win games. I've watched the Pats since I was a kid, and I watched them lose, we have all stood by for 40 years and waited for them to win a championship and now we have three! So you all must be right...we suck! mikemanpatsfan

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuckin assholes dont be jelous cuz we won 3 out 4 suberbowls. and mcnabb? fuck him hes a bitch. and we won with no superstars like T.O. or anyone like that. and whoever sed that the patriots lost 7 of 18 games ur so stupid. theres 16 games in a season. we went 10-6 in 05. dont be mad that the colts choked at the end of the year either. they suck. ok. so stop worrying about the pats and start worrying about how much ur team sucks.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous trueblue pat fan#12 said...

Wow. I like these anonymouses. We rule, so stick a freaking sock in it!! That is, if you know what a sock is. Apparently you don't know what a GOOD team is, even though it's so obvious. So what, when the Patriots start winning Super Bowls you hate us? This website wasn't up until we won the superbowl vs. the Rams. So you can't take a hit? The person who started this website must've been a Rams fan. I respect the Colts even though I'm an ardent Patriot fan, and I respect the Broncos even though we got our asses handed to us this postseason by them. I would also respect the Panthers and Eagles if they had beaten us in those Super Bowls. So don't be hatin' the Pats just because your team's having a losing streak or likes the Colts. It wasn't us who made you lose this year, so unless you have a good reason to hate the Patriots or a player, something like Tom Brady ran over your best friend on purpose (if you have any friends)or the whole team went to your house and set it on fire, you should shove that sock in your loose mouth and walk away. Just turn off your computer, and walk away (that means shut up and go away). Dumb-asses.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow true blue whatever....im actually a yankees fan....and if i know anything about new england fans they aint saints....i do believe they came up with the term "yankees suck" and actually said that at their first pep rally after they won the superbowl in 2001.....so if anyones hypocritical its you, you can dish but you just can't take the hating

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

”Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
- Michael Jordan

The Patriots epitomize teamwork and intelligence. So if you don't like winners, you must all like loosers. You are what you know.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you hate the Red, White, and Blue Patriots. That is unamerican!!!!

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Trueblue pat fan#12 said...

Well, while i'm at it, i may as well insult the skankees (yankees) who buy their talent, while my favorite team, the red sox, MAKES the talent. No offense, though. I still dislike the broncos but i can't help it, their quarterback is a nianderthol who has millions but can't afford a razor and some shaving cream.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a 'nianderthol'? Since your quarterback is one, you should learn how to spell it properly. And your golden boy could learn how to use a condom, too.

5:05 PM  

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