Monday, January 21, 2008

Two Weeks of Torture: It Begins

Arizona (INEPT) - Well, we couldn't imagine a worse way to end this football season. Our hating hopes were high when the season started, but each game has sapped our strength, weakened our will. And now, we must suffer two more weeks of pain, fourteen days of news chatter about the supposed greatest team of all time.


The Actual Greatest Of All Time

Regrets, we've had a few. If only the Bolts had been healthy. If only Peyton could have had the game his little brother had. If only Dwayne F-ing Northcut could catch a pass when it counts. If only the Patriots played in a division with actual opponents. If only the Ravens game had gone the way it should have gone. The list goes on. But at each turn, agony. Each opportunity, missed. A tragic season, nearly completed.


A Greek Tragedy Mask: We're Wearing One

While we have been working hard, NFL teams have been working harder, putting our plans into action. Two weeks ago, we predicted teams would stop Randy Moss - and they have. The result? A shorter game, with fewer chances for Patriot touchdowns. We asked the Bolts for QB pressure - and they delivered. The result? Three picks for Brady. But it hasn't quite been enough. A mountain, almost climbed. Close, but no cigar.


A Cigar: We Want One

So now it is down to this. A few weeks back, we asked for experienced QBs to step up in the playoffs and beat the Patriots. Instead, we have gotten Garrard, hurt Rivers, and now Manning Jr. But in life, you play the hand that is dealt. For two weeks, we will be Giants fans. We will wear Royal Giant blue, we will sing New York, New York. We will start spreading the news, and the news has only one headline:


Stop The Presses

We look to the history of sports for hope, and we find it. There was a time not too long ago, when two teams from these same towns met to make playoff history. One team: Hated by all, the unquestioned favorite, with an insurmountable lead. The other, the underdog, that kept fighting until the end. And we all remember what happened then:


Believe it: Patriots = Yankees, Giants = Red Sox

Yes, History happened. The Underdog won. Can the underdog win again? We have two unbearable weeks of waiting left, and then we will find out. Let the Superbore Previews begin!

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78 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Giants!

I get so sick of hearing about the perfection that is the New England Patriots. For the love of god, please win New York!

6:13 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Patriot Fans,
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?? Not only are the Pats in their 4th Superbowl in 7 years (Not even Joe Montana and the great 49ers made the SB at a rate this fast), but they are 18-0 accomplishing what no other team in NFL history has done.
The road behind us:
A perfect regular season 16-0

More Offensive records than we knew existed. 50 TD passes, 23 receiving TDS, etc..You know the list.

The Playoffs: Phases I and II of the Hater Gauntlet have been thoroughly annihalated. The running game of Jaguars was completely shutdown and only the good game by Garrard kept it close.

The San Diego "SuperChargers" played well in the 1st half, but the Patriot Defense shut them down where it counted: RED ZONE BABY!! Then Laurence Maroney ran like a man possessed and helped the Nation overcome 3 INTs by Brady. If Brady didn't get those INTs this game probably wouldn't have been nearly as close as it was. The Patriots got the ball back with 9:26 left to play and, behind Maroney, exercised total and complete domination over the Chahgahs who never saw the rock again.

Phase III remains. The Giants loom in the distance. They played well against us last time. The Patriots will need to pressure Eli Manning, something they didn't do until the second half of the 1st meeting. Our defense was stout against the Chargers proving that WE can do it. WE can win.

NO FUCKING PRISONERS!! NO FUCKING MERCY!! KEEP UP THE MUSKET FIRE AND FOOTBALL IMMORTALITY IS OURS!!

6:27 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Hater in Chief,
Get with reality: The Patriots are the Patriots, not the Yankees. We've won a few championships the last few years, while those jackasses have been booted out of the playoffs every year since 2001. If anything, the Red Sox are the Patriots since they have won two World Series titles in four years and this past season led from beginning to end and won the whole fucking thing.

BOSTON IS THE NEW TITLE TOWN!!! NO PRISONERS! NO MERCY!!

6:32 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Patriots=Yankees? Are you serious?
Here's a clue for you, Hater-in-Chief:
Patriots — Great team that has won three Superbowls this century and is knocking on the door of a fourth, while going undefeated this season.
Yankees — Shitty team that hasn't won anything this century and routinely chokes in the playoffs.
I rest my case.

6:56 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Oh, one more correction: The Red Sox WERE NOT the underdog in the 2004 ALCS Championship. Before the series started, the Sox were favored to win. They were also favored the win the World Series. Look it up.
Sorry that the facts don't conveniently support your wishful thinking.

7:02 AM  
Anonymous BradysWarrior said...

Thanks for screwing up the Superbowl Brett. 19-0 will feel a bit weird without having to have gone through Peyton and Favre, but if they're too frightened to show up, we'll just have to slap around those who do.

Somewhere in a dark precinct of hell, Vince Lombardi and Ray Nitzsche are chained together, slumped over a hefty log getting buggered by a sweaty imp.

7:08 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

There isn't a Patriots fan alive that can take me off the high of the Giants being in the Super Bowl. As much as I hate the Patriots, it is overshadowed by my homage to the Giants and their relentless victories they had to get through just to get here. The Patriots were supposed to be here, the Giants weren't. So, this is sweet.

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

.....you DO realize, no one was talking to you...

Anyways, Pats fans, this is the time to unite. Our players will sigh, relax, and check out that AFC championship trophy they just won last night.....rest up a few days...practice on the field a bunch, buy a couple tickets to Arizona, keeping in mind to hold on to their passes....


THEN KILL.

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Dude said...

"Our hating hopes were high when the season started, but each game has sapped our strength, weakened our will. And now, we must suffer two more weeks of pain, fourteen days of news chatter about the supposed greatest team of all time. "


This was the best part....seeing the defeat accepted...

WHO'S GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL?!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous BradysWarrior said...

Norv Turner showed a lot of courage yesterday: Knowing that he was going to humiliate himself and his team, down by two scores in the middle of the 4th quarter, he chooses to punt at the NE 36. Or course, they never saw the ball again. That takes big brass cajones.

The question is, now that Norv will be shown the same door as his compatriot Marty, which loser coach that crumples in the face of adversity will the Chargers hire next?

8:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the bolts will whine about now? Hmmmm..let me see. ! Go PATRIOTS BABY!!! WOO HOOO!!!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous MannishBoy said...

> There isn't a Patriots fan alive
> that can take me off the high of
> the Giants being in the Super Bowl.

Congratulations for finally getting there. Last night was your Superbowl. 2nd place is nothing to be ashamed of - unless of course you're the Patriots.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Jill said...

I'm a Pats fan, yet I think I should say something here:

It sounds silly, but Giants? Again? And winning in the same style we did in 2001? I'm a bit nervous.

Not to mention Belichick has coached them to a win before (the Giants) and used a strategy of weirdly positioned LB's on the K-gun. I'm wondering if they might beat him at his own game?

Oh and the fact that it's another frickin Manning! Come on, what the hell? It seems destined that we meet our ends at the hands of a member of that family.

All in all, these things make me feel really apprehensive....someone tell me I'm wrong....


Nicely.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Jay said...

I grew up a Giants fan and have grown to love the Pats. You have to admit the Giants deserve to be there as they played great ball down the stretch and thanks to week 17 having to play for nothing strengthened their reserve to propell them the SB.

GO PATS !!!

9:36 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Jill,
You're wrong. There I said it. The 2001 Pats were the 2001 Pats, not the 2007-2008 Giants. We had a field goal kicker that couldn't miss either, not like Tynes who is lucky his coach didn't have his hear on a plate.
Here's the situation: The Patriots now have two weeks to prepare for the Giants and when that happens we hardly ever lose. The Giants will be a tough game, but I like our chances. We're as healthy as a team can be, we have a killer attitude, and we have Tom Brady, a rampaging Laurence Maroney, and a D that can turn it on when it needs to. I say again, I like our chances.

No Prisoners. No Mercy.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I think this will be a great matchup. I don't think this is an easy win for the Patriots, and anybody who says it is, doesn't have a feel for karma, intuition, or just the power of positive thinking. The Giants have overcome alot of adversity to get here, similar to the Patriots in 2001.

I see what you mean, Jill, and I would be concerned also, if I were a Patriots fan. Also, the Patriots haven't been playing their "A" game lately either. When it's all said and done, it won't matter who posts on this blog and how many "no prisoners, no mercy" posts there are. What will matter is who wants it more and who outlasts one another. I think it will be a great matchup and it can go either way. I'll take the Giants' chances and I guess I'll see how it turns out.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, GiantsfaninNE. I was watching the game with some Packers fans, and they could not believe what they saw. Nobody thought the Giants would make it this far. It was pretty amazing to watch them pull off so many upsets.

But! Celebrate while you can. Because your team is about to lose to what will soon be the greatest NFL team of all time.

-PatsandSeahawks

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Jill said...

Alright Chip, you gave me just what I needed- reminders of the obvious. :)

Giantsfan, I don't think karma has anything to do with it, but like you said, it's about who wants it more and all that good stuff...

And personally, because Brady had a HORRIBLE game on Sunday, he'll be so motivated to do better I think he might break another few records Don't be so quick to assume because we didn't play our best the last game it's going to happen in the next one too.

Our offense is unstoppable. Unless you got a defense that can break Welker, Stallworth, Faulk, Maroney, Moss, Watson, and Evans all at the same time, while maintaining pressure on the QB, I think they'll score at least three touchdowns in the game. Opponents have tried doing each separately, and it always resulted in only a touchdown less than usual. Doing both is like asking for divine intervention.

Our D was so amazing though- I think we'll win it if they keep playing like that. Seau and Rodney need to put so much pressure on Manning that his BROTHER'll feel it.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous p2 said...

Almost as much as hating the cheaters that are the New England Patriots, is the disdain held for those who refer to themselves in the first person subjective plural, with regard to sporting teams, when they are NOT actually part of said team. At least give cheating credit, where cheating credit is due.

That aside, the couching staff of the Patriots is dishonest. Sure, it wouldn't come as a shock that other teams have committed the same infraction as recording an oppositions defensive signals. But the Patriots got caught at it. Where's the headhunter, let's-make-an-example-out-of-them mentality of the NFL?

So equal "for shame" on you NFL Commissioner Goodell! First round draft pick and $750K? And has anyone else heard that the sanction only applies to the Patriots earned first round pick, based on play? NOT any slot they gained when making a player/draft pick trade in 2007?

Curious.

Regardless, Go Giants! Go Little Short-Bus Manning! Go Mike "Tyson" Strahan! Go Third-Tynes-a-charm!

And if all else fails, enjoy your soiled "undefeated" season, Foxsborough.

Viva el Hater In Chief!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Congrats P2!!! You have just won a the most prestigious title of......DONKEY OF THE BLOG!!! For being the first of this blog to write about THE most unoriginal and tired old bitchery about cheating and NFL stories that are sooooo 5 months old, you have won this coveted title!! Along with the title comes the real perks: One large cup of Go Fuck Youself!! And...(drum roll, please) an all expense paid trip to the Tobin Bridge where you can go kill youself!!

NO PRISONERS!! NO MERCY!!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Patty "We the Patriots, in order to form a more Perfect Team" Pat said...

Reminds me of those whiners who cried for years about the snowblower. At least they've forgotten about that - a cathartic forgetting I presume. BUt most readers of this blog (except pats fans) are scratching their heads at that one. [Go ahead, Google it. You should learn the history of the game sometime.]

p2 forgot to bring up the tuck rule. Please, oh, please bring up the tuck rule? We love it when you cry about the tuck rule.

BTW - Go Tippett! Let's pray this deserving hero gets in on the first ballot.

Another BTW - yes, we are we and if you don't like it, we don't care.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous LOL said...

I love reading your posts, Pat!

I want them to cry some more about how we didn't have any good opponents this year either, or how Belichick is a horrible human being because he got divorced. Oh, bring up the fact that Brady has an out of wedlock kid too, and forget about how Bridget Moynahan was the one to break up with him first and decide to keep the child, or how he spends time with his kid every chance he gets, or how he buys regular gifts for all his O-linemen because they do such a good job protecting him from the blitz...


I could go on, but I'm scared the Haters will die of dehydration from all of their tears.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patty, don't expect p2 to bring up the tuck rule. Everyone here is too smart for that, and knows that if they cry about it, they'll contradict themselves, because I can bet you the tuck rule has favored a team they've rooted for in the past.

Take the wild-card playoffs, for example. When Patrick Kerney stripped Todd Collins of the ball, (Seattle fans know) at first it was called a fumble, but then they changed it because his arm was coming forward. If the Seahawks had gotten the ball, they would have scored and taken a 14-0 lead at the beginning of the second quarter. With that kind of momentum, there's no way the Redskins would have been able to get back in it.

And what if Seattle lost that game? There would be endless questions from Seahawks fans as to how the game might have changed if the tuck rule wasn't enforced, but not from the rest of the NFL, because nobody cares about us, all alone in the damp, quiet, Pacific Northwest.

But watch out! Next year, the greatest team of all time is going to play against the awesome power of the greatest home-field advantage of all time!

-PatsandSeahawks

2:00 AM  
Anonymous vito said...

For all the Pats fans who waited through the tough years, now we are on top of the heap!!! GO PATS CRUSH THE GIANTS !!CHAMPIONS AGAIN !!!

5:32 AM  
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6:33 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Myshirtsucks.com,
Do you have any Eli or Giants Suck T-shirts? Not only does they suck, but you'll make more money by selling such a shirt. The Haters don't seem to be on this website too much. Their teams always seem to lose to the Patriots, so they're a little short on material. Plus, clearly they're a little escared of all these Patriot Fans who keep chiming in.

NO PRISONERS..NO MERCY

8:10 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

"Not only does they suck..."

Chip Dawg, I thought you were an English major. It shows!

By the way, nobody is AFRAID of the Patriots fans.. just sick of hearing from them. This "no prisoners, no mercy" gets a little old.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Giants Fraud,
Did you just whine a little that you're sick of hearing from us? That no prisoners, no mercy is getting old kind of like the Patriots beating one team after another all season long? Oh well.
Let's see if we can work something out. I'll get with the other Patriot Fans and work on us not bothering you and the other Haters. We'll keep our comments and opinions to ourselves. We'll start taking prisoners and showing some mercy and compassion.

Just kidding. As long as you and your merry band of knuckleheads keep trying to shit on and make up stories about one of the greatest teams in NFL History, the New England Patriots, you can bet that we're gonna chime in again and again and again. You're gonna hear more about perfection than you ever dreamed.
And by the way, during the Superbowl, the Patriots are going to massacre those wannabes you call the New York Giants until you don't recognize them anymore.
Oh, and in case you didn't know, the Patriots will show your Giants the follow treatment:

NO PRISONERS! NO MERCY!!

9:18 AM  
Blogger Maureen said...

HOW ABOUT THEM NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS!!!

I have to say, despite being a big Giants fan, I am surprised to see we are SuperBowl bound- but I am very excited at the same time. I can only hope for fair play from the New England Patriots*... which is as realistic as Santa Claus.

This time three years ago, dirty, cheapshot artist Rodney Harrison was acquiring HGH for the Superbowl game against the Carolina Panthers. What are the chances of the NFL giving everyone a blood test before the game this year? None.

I hope the best team wins, and that if Rodney pulls his stereotypical 3-4 personal fouls a game, that he actually gets ejected.

Oh and tell Wilfork to keep his hands to himself this time.

Go Giants!

9:19 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Chip Dawg,

There is no hotter team right now than the Giants, and if you deny that, you're either blind, stupid or both. Sure, the Patriots want their undefeated season, but I don't think the team wants it as much as the fans do. Even the fans were flat. When they got the trophy the fans were like it was an imposition. Winning comes too easily and lots of people are just getting bored with it all. Now, the Giants are another story. The team that was not picked to be in the Super Bowl, the team with nothing to lose, etc. If you can think back to your precious Patriots in 2001, I believe their storyline was similar. That being said, I wouldn't say these Patriots are going to kill the Giants. It could go either way, but I wouldn't count the Giants out just yet.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Maureen,
Your team is loaded with dirty players. I understand that you, like your counterpart Giantsfan are all about the character, but these are NFL players, not kids. If the Giants had an opportunity to pick up Rodney Harrison, they'd do it in a second and you'd root for him. Every team needs its stalker.

Actually Giants Fan,
I believe the Patriot Players want the perfect season and the Superbowl just as much if not more than the fans. Guys like Randy Moss, and Kyle Brady have played for years and have never made it to the big game. They are as pumped up like never before. Junior Seau came out of retirement, where he could be chilling on a San Diego beach, for just the CHANCE of winning it all. Tedy Bruschi, who as you know came back from a stroke, at one point didn't even know what to say to the media because he couldn't control his emotions. Tom Brady, as other players will tell you, still prepares as if he's trying to make the team for the first time. So, make no mistake about it, it means a lot to these players. If it didn't, they would have lost a game a long time ago with every team in the league gunning for them.

I see your point with the fans being flat. It irritates me a lot. There was no noise in the stadium when the other team had the ball. None. The problem with the playoffs and the Superbowls, which you'll see if the Giants continue to make them, is that the Corporate Execs have all of the damn tickets. Those A-Holes leave entire sections unattended during the regular season and then come out of the wood-work during the playoffs. They're having conference calls and making business deals when the game is on the line. If the average blue-collar New England Fan had all the tickets, that stadium would be rocking.
Regardless, I think the game has the potential of being either very close or a blowout. We shall see. But the Patriots WILL win.

NO PRISONERS. NO MERCY.

10:43 AM  
Blogger dolfanatic said...

YES!!! little tommy brady with a booty on, poor lil' faggot. I sure hope the giants pour some hot sauce on that leg, If he even answers the bell.

And yes the hatriots compare quite nicely to the yankees,both are hated universily both cheat to win and both outspend there opponents although stienbrener spends on players and krafty bob prefers to buy referee's (see tuck rule,pass interference calls on all big plays they miss, phantom holding ETC.)

And finally can't the webmaster or someone screen these posts this is supposed to be a patriot hater blog not I love bradys penis site
(I,m just sayin' is all)

10:53 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Once again, the Haters are preoccupied with homosexual imagery. It's sad, really. I think they should search some other sites for gay sex.
Regarding Brady''s alleged injury. Whatever it is, he sure hasn't whined about it or used it as an excuse, unlike so many other players.

"There is no hotter team right now than the Giants..."
Um, you forgot the Patriots, who have run off 18 straight. That qualifies as "hotter" than the Giants' little run, since no team in the history of the NFL has done it.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

"both outspend there opponents although stienbrener spends on players and krafty bob prefers to buy referee's (see tuck rule,pass interference calls on all big plays they miss, phantom holding ETC.)"
Good gracious, junior. I think your parents need to hire you an English tutor!

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no god and cheaters do win. The patriots are the most classless team in history. Their cheating is on an entirely new level. The only thing that comes close are the raider teams of the late 70's and early 80's. What is amazing to me is that every team the pats played, that team has had a major injury. played Steelers- no Polamalu; played Colts- no Harrison; played Chargers- no LT. The Jags were beat up by the Steelers,the week before,in a very physical game. Even the Cowboys had key injuries when they played 'em. These were the best competition for the pats and each time injury problems. Belicheat must have a voodoo doll or else he made a deal with the devil, because WHO has this kind of luck. Obviously, if the pats win the superbowl, Armageddon has arrived. At least we all have 2 weeks to build a fall-out shelter.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Even with 18-0, I think the Giants are the hottest team going. I know most of you will disagree with that, but the Giants are always the underdog and keep finding ways to win also. I'm not saying the Patriots aren't a great team, I just think the Giants are hungrier.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I just think the Giants are hungrier."
You don't know the Patriots, then. They're playing for a lot more than just a Superbowl.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Oh yeah, Anonymous, I live in New England and have the Patriots shoved down my throat every day. I'm talking about the way the team is playing. The Giants are playing hungrier than the Patriots are. I know they have a lot more at stake, but the Giants just might take the nation by surprise.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

...and possibly you don't know the Giants that well either.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous GO PATS said...

"Jags were beat up by the Steelers,the week before,in a very physical game."

Football IS a physical game, you retarded moron. And the Patriots are very sorry that they're not made out of fricken cotton candy and fold in every game...

Giants are playing hungrier. That I agree with. But Pats are seriously going to bring it. They're not going to let the SB go away just yet....not when their season calls for it so loudly.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Morons who write positively about the Pats here,

This is called I-Hate-the-New-England-Patriots blog, not I-want-to-make-sweet-love-to-Tom-Brady blog...

1) Having lived in Boston for 4 years I can say that I am better off than you now, as I no longer live there
2) As a San Diegan and Charger fan, I was frankly pessimistic of their chances, due to the injuries that they have
3) A team with a one-legged quarterback, backup RB in, etc was about 2 plays away from winning that game
4) How much did the Patsies beat the giANTS by last time? a field goal? And you call those guys the "greatest team of all time"?
5) Rodney Harrison is a thug (and always has been, never liked that guy, no matter what team he's on), Richard Seymour is a classless clown, Randy Moss is a batterer, and so...
here's hoping for Tom Brady to get his head torn off in the first quarter and a Nor'easter to come by and sink the Back Bay and the rest of your shithole city back into the bay

3:13 PM  
Blogger Maureen said...

Chip Dawg:
1. when one of my players admits to using HGH right before the Superbowl, then continues to be a cheap helmet to head hit artist, then you can tell me I have dirty players.
2. when my star wide receiver is a man who once threw boiling hot water on a girlfriend and charged with domestic battery, then recently has the gall to say "look at my resume, I have never hit a woman" in light of his recent restraining order, then you can say I have dirty players. That same man also ran over a traffic cop, and left a game while time was still on the clock, then you can tell me I have dirty players.
3. when I have defensive linemen that STEP on another player, then you can tell me I have dirty players
4. when I have a defensive player who DELIBERATELY took out the knee of J.P. Losman, or any other QB with the dirty hit like Wilfork, then you can call my team having dirty players.

5. when my coach is found guilty of cheating, then you can call my team dirty.

Is my team perfect? no. but they sure as hell aren't the piece of shit, classless bunch of thugs that call themselves Patriots*

Can't wait for the game.
I'm sure Coughlin can't either. Make sure Brady's injury lasts long enough to distract the media from Randy Moss' female battery accusations.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Pats Rock said...

......see, nothing you just wrote prevents them from dominating.

And you can whine all you want (honestly, I don't think you made very good points) but the Pats are going to win this thing.

Sorry....

8:35 PM  
Anonymous 19-0 said...

To add, nothing that has to do with assault and battery or "cheating", as you call it, has prevented them from dominating either.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Maureen said...

Do me a favor- read what I wrote again. I never once said that they did or did not dominate- I simply reiterated what an absolutely classless organization it is, with a myriad of piece of shit players, the Patriots* organization is.

And spare me your love of the Patriots*- since half of your fucking fanbase (if not more than half) weren't Patriots* fans before 2001, when they were pretty much a non-entity in the NFL.

6:02 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Maureen, you are my hero!

8:23 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Maureen, you might want to consider a switch to Sanka. Ha ha, angry haters make me smile.

And it's not about class, it's about winning. The other teams can collect their Miss Congeniality Awards, while the Patriots will collect more rings.

8:51 AM  
Anonymous 4in7 said...

"I think the Giants are the hottest team going."
They've won 3 in a row, while the Patriots have won 18 in a row. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

You can't honestly say that the Giants aren't playing hot. The Patriots are just doing what they always do... the Giants are taking everyone by surprise. That constitutes them being the hotter team that is playing with house money.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous 19-0 said...

"Do me a favor- read what I wrote again. I never once said that they did or did not dominate- I simply reiterated what an absolutely classless organization it is, with a myriad of piece of shit players, the Patriots* organization is."

Do me a favor- read what I wrote again.

I say, basically, despite our team's "shitty" status, as you so call it, we're fricking unbeatable.

Really, what you said DOESN'T MATTER. The classiness of an organization is irrelevant to their football-playing abilities.

Spare me your dumbass remarks, please. Oh and Giantsfan, just cause the Giants made it to the SuperBowl doesn't mean that they're hotter than the Patriots. If they BEAT the Pats, (UNlikely) THEN you can tell me they're hot. I will agree with you wholeheartedly.

And the Patriots weren't hot because of that in 2001- it was because of the whole OMG 9/11 OMG PATRIOTS OMG AMERICA'S TEAM mentality that got them popular, not the fact that they went 14-2.

And then of course, they started winning and people got pissed off.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous 4in7 said...

Great, they're hot. How's a two-week vacation going to help them, then? (See Colorado Rockies.)
Since 2003, the Pats are 10-0 when they have 2 weeks to prepare for a game. BB will have many schemes worked out by then.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Belichick isn't God... he can take a fall also. I sure hope this is the year he does!

5:02 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"Belichick isn't God"
Blasphemy!

4:50 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Maureen,
I have to apologize. I fucked with the wrong team. I had nooo idea that the New York Football Giants had a monopoly on all the boy scouts turned NFL football players. None of them have ever done any drugs, been dirty, etc.
I'll do what you said and only call your team dirty when those things you mentioned happen.

Just kidding. I fucking jest in case you just pulled your head out of the sand. I'll tell you your team's full of dirty players RIGHT now. Both the Green Bay Packers and Rodney Harrison, of all people, have accused the Giants of being dirty. http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=708659
Does anyone have the answer to this question: What benefit would it do these guys to lie? The answer is none. Your players routinely hit after the whistle blows. Antonio Pierce is well known for that bullshit. Moreover, because your pathetic secondary likes to cheat as well. Hell I saw them routinely grab Wes Welker and Rany Moss 8-9 yards down field, which was why the Pats offense was slow to blow them out of the water.

If you want to talk about drug use, we can certainly do that too. While no current Giant players have yet to get caught, the best Giant player ever, Lawrence Taylor, was goddamn coke head!!! Almost all of these players are doing HGH as well so stand by. It'll only be a matter of time before some of your boy scouts get caught doing some of it as well.

Here's a story of another former 'great' New York Giant: "Former New York Giants all-pro lineman Jim Burt and a former floor broker convicted of illegal trading at the New York Stock Exchange are embroiled in a bitter fight over payments for a seat at the exchange and for so-called "flipping" of stocks there." http://www.thestreet.com/stocks/brokerages/1276514.html
He was such a good player and a class act. Maureen, what happened??? I thought your boyscouts were lil angels.

So NO Maureen, my naive little douchebag, your team is far, far from perfect. I respect what they've done this year and am actually happy for Eli Manning, but they're going to get their asses handed to them by one of the greatest team the world has ever seen...
P.S. Are you and GiantsfaninNE the same person? I'll bet you are since there so few Patriot Haters blogging these day.

NO PRISONERS..NO MERCY..EVER.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

No, Chip Dawg, Maureen and I are different people, but she is definitely my hero.

First of all, Chip Dawg, who gives a damn what a piece of crap like Rodney Harrison says about anything! He is the biggest douchebag on earth, let alone the Patriots team.

Secondly, IF the Giants were dirty players, we would be undefeated too! All it would take is a little dirty play, little cheating, and there ya go... right on top. I don't think the Giants had a great enough season to be dirty players. If you play dirty enough and cheat a little, well, you know... you're a fan of that team.

Anyway, I could give a crap what Rodney Harrison has to say. He's a despicable human being and has no relevance in any discussion on any topic.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Giants Fan,
Did I offend thee? Did your panties get in a bunch?? Damn it. Pick that wedgie already. According to other NFL players, the Packers, Harrison, and others your players are dirty. Fucken deal with it.
They're actually pretty good at being dirty too. The Patriots are normally pretty disciplined, so I was surprised at the personal-foul calls they made during that first game.

But the reason your precious G-Men are not undefeated is because they're just not as good as us. I say again, just not as good as us.
So if they try their same punk tactics during the Superbowl, which they certainly will, besides losing the game they'll also get hurt.

-NO PRISONERS..NO MERCY..NO DEFEAT EVER.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

"Secondly, IF the Giants were dirty players, we would be undefeated too!"

Logic = skewed.

And since your Giants ARE dirty players......wellllll, it's not doing much for them, is it?

It's so sweet how they want to play like us! Tell them it won't ever happen...but it's sweet that they try.

And your repeated mentioning of cheating...what happened GiantsManinNE? I thought you were the one who said
"Spygate was over and done with"...

11:37 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Contrary to what you, Chip Dawg, and you, Daytona, seem to think, the Giants are not dirty players. If physical is dirty, then it shouldn't be called against anyone then, should it?

Daytona, there is NO WAY the Giants are trying to be like the Patriots. They are a standalone team that has a great shot at beating the Patriots in this super bowl. I know... 'NO PRISONERS, NO MERCY, NO DEFEAT'... blah blah blah

The Packers are only crying foul because they lost. The Patriots are crying foul because they almost lost. Here's to seeing the Patriots go 18-1!!!

NO FOUL, NO CALL, NO PROBLEM...GIANTS WIN!

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anybody but the Yankees, er, Pats said...

Thank you, P2, for touching on a subject I can't stand as well: dumbassed fans who have such a lack of self identity that they have to refer to 'we' when talking about their team (in this case, our little Pat fans, but it goes for fans of other teams as well).

And...wow. The Pats are in a division that allows them to play the...(drum roll please) Bills, Jets, and Dolphins...twice! There's six gimmes right there. They're a great team, but you people really need to get off yourselves. Really.

And Chip Dawg (nice name btw, are you a mall security guard or do you work at a video store?), and Daytona, you call Giants dirty players? Okay. As soon as Rodney Harrison and Randy "Restraining Order/DUI/Moons Over Lambeau" buys themselves some class, shut your pie hole about the Giants playing dirty.

Good luck to the Giants in keeping the Pats from their first Super Bowl win! Forget the Moynahan masks! Let's all wear Eli masks, because Brady has this phobia of all things Manning.

Nope, the first three don't count. Cheating, anyone? Ooo. That'll get the Pats fans pissed and calling us jealous and whatever other tired tired crap they repeat over and over at us.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I believe Chip Dawg said he was an English major. (laughing out loud) In any case, I believe Chip Dawg just might be that mall security guy, video store guy, or maybe a Quickie Mart employee of the month.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Bandwagon's getting full said...

I love you, Chip Dawg. You make me smile. You should read the stuff you type out loud. Hilarious. A true model for all Patriot fans* to live by. And saying the word "fuck" over and over really gets your point across. I just ran out and bought a Brady jersey after reading your insightful ramblings.

I'll ask again: are you a mall cop, or a video store worker? Or a professional Halo player?

Please reply. I enjoy you so. You always have the answers. Not particularly good ones, but they amuse the Hater Nation.

*--DIE HARD PATS FAN...since 2001!

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

First of all, most of the Giants players, if not all, are dirty. Football is a physical sport, but I don't think it's possible for a team to have NO players on it that are physical.

"If physical is dirty, then it shouldn't be called against anyone then, should it?"

.....yeah.....so why are you giving crap about Rodney Harrison? Don't feed me shit about HGH, cause like Spygate, everyone in the NFL doesn't give a crap except you JEALOUS (Oh, sue me) assholes.

"Cheating, anyone? Ooo. That'll get the Pats fans pissed and calling us jealous and whatever other tired tired crap they repeat over and over at us."

No it won't really, I think at this point we should all give up, as well as the rest of the NFL, in trying to make you see reality....sigh, it's so sad to see people act this way. No wonder America is the world's second dumbest country.

It's not a lack of self identity, moron who posted earlier, it's the passion of rooting for your favorite team, being identified with them and supporting them with vigor and getting a vicarious thrill out of the wins. Not that you would know, of course, seeing as you're a low-life hater who can't do anything better with his time....like, oh I don't know, cheer for his own team?

Randy Moss, sorry, but he hasn't really done any mooning recently....I think you might be confusing that with something you saw last night at your mom's place.

Six wins, hmmm......wait, let's count- oh yeah, they're actually EIGHTEEN and O. So wait, what's six out of eighteen? Uh.....OH YEAH, one third. So you're telling me because of those six games against an easy division, we got into the playoffs? Sorry.....I remember having to have at least eight or more wins to even think about qualifying...so wait, didn't WE play the Steelers? Oh, and the COLTS? And the COWBOYS? Sorry, I distinctly remember the HIC of this site posting multiple articles about how one team like that could knock the Pats off...


Hasn't happened yet, I think...

Please spare us your future postings. My god, you are stupid...

4:46 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

You have no right, Daytona, to tell someone to stop posting. If so-called idiots couldn't post, what the hell would you do all day?

2:30 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

"If so-called idiots couldn't post, what the hell would you do all day?"
This coming from someone who says she works five jobs, yet still has time to make 150 posts a day here. My heart bleeds for your managers.
Giantsfan, you need to stop obsessing about the Patriots and get a life. Or, at least, turn all that negative energy and do something positive for once. Ever thought about the Peace Corps?

5:47 AM  
Anonymous Bandwagon's getting full--oops! I posted said...

All I'm saying, 'Daytona', is that the Patriots are in the worst division in football. I never said "they didn't beat any good teams all season so don't deserve to be undefeated blah blah blah" as you seem to have read from me. Now who's an idiot? Read what's in front of you, buddy, instead of what's not there. I said right in my post "THE PATS ARE GREAT TEAM." But that isn't enough for you morons. We all have to say that every team you beat was tough. Yeah. Sure. Call me when the Dolphins are considered actual competitors again. Pat fans can't even say that maybe, just maybe, some of their games were laughable (in the fact that their opponents sucked it). Please do us all a favor, and at least post when you have something intelligent to say. That's alright. We'll wait.

And yeah, you are pathetic for thinking you are actually on the roster for the Patriots. Get a self identity. Most normal people can root for their team and realize that they aren't there on the bench cleaning back flesh out of Rodney Harrison's cleats. I can see how you'd want to identify with winner, being that you're not one yourself, but come on. Spare us. You are not the Patriots. They are much more talented, rich, and better at grammar than you (except maybe Bruschi).

Pats fans: If there were more of them, America would be the world's dumbest nation instead of a mere second place.

6:46 AM  
Anonymous PatsRules said...

This is weak, not funny:
"Pats fans: If there were more of them, America would be the world's dumbest nation instead of a mere second place."

Now THIS is funny:
"Most normal people can root for their team and realize that they aren't there on the bench cleaning back flesh out of Rodney Harrison's cleats.."

7:30 AM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Ahh PatriotsReign, I don't have any negative energy. I just have witty comebacks.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

Sorry you're still the idiot....

First of all, I never wanted you to say they beat every tough team. And I never said that EVERY team we played was tough either. Hell, I was bored during those six games against the teams you mentioned.

So stop putting words in my mouth, you stupid bitch!

I KNOW they beat the crap out of the six easiest team in the NFL. Here's my point:

You don't need to say it, cause it doesn't matter. It doesn't freaking matter, if we played in the easiest division. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

You know WHY it doesn't matter?

Oh, right, because UHHHHHH.....yeah we're undefeated. So keep saying we were in the easiest division. It doesn't matter now, it never did matter.

We kicked the asses of the Colts, Steelers, and the Jags. So if they were in one division with us, I got no problem in mentioning that we'd beat them still.

"And yeah, you are pathetic for thinking you are actually on the roster for the Patriots. Get a self identity"

I suggest you look up the word VICARIOUS. It doesn't seem to be in your minimal vocabulary.

"I can see how you'd want to identify with winner, being that you're not one yourself, but come on."

I wish you had the authority to tell me this...I really do.

"They are much more talented, rich, and better at grammar than you (except maybe Bruschi)."

So....you're up in that category too? Oh wait............


I guess your mom's house or a one-room apartment doesn't count, right?

"Pats fans: If there were more of them, America would be the world's dumbest nation instead of a mere second place."

.......nope, sorry, we'd need your help to go that low...and the Mexicans have us beat anyways...

2:16 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Pats Fans!!! Are any of you like me and just want these guys to play some damn football, whip the Giants appropriately, just so we don't have to listen to the Hater Donkeys anymore? I've noticed that it's got to be Superbowl Time because the knuckleheads are coming out of the woodwork to drool, I mean attempt to talk smack.

Hey Maureen & GiantsFraud,
I found some stats you might find interesting. From the Boston Herald: "A number of Patriots yesterday said a play is only dirty if the officials flag it for a penalty. By that standard, the Giants and Pats are two of the cleanest teams in the league. When it comes to 'dirty' penalties (15-yard facemasks, roughing the kicker, crackback blocks, unnecessary roughness, etc.), the Giants outdistanced the Patriots by a 20-15 margin, including the playoffs." http://news.bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1068905

So what was it you were saying about the Patriots being dirtier than the Giants? The Patriots did have a few more penalties overall, but the Giants had five more "dirty" penalties. Thus, the facts say you're fucking wrong. Moreover, these stats represent only the times your donkeys were caught.

While our favorite Terminator Rodney Harrison did have the most penalties at 4, several Giants each had three and the team combined had five more dirty penalties than the Pats. Your team is clearly dirtier, but regardless I'm sure you won't let the facts get in the way of your pathetic arguments.

Pats Fans, I can just hear these broads' arguments now. In the whiny voice of the mom from 'All in the Family': "Our coach never cheated! Our players never did HGH. Asterisk here, asterisk there, and more blah, blah, fucking blah.."

Just thinking about it, I want to throw up in my mouth already. Arguing with them is like yelling at an autistic child. I'm bored, so I let them entertain me.

Stamp-Lickers, speak to me. Unleash your sorry excuses!! But know this:

NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY THE PATRIOTS CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! A NEW ENGLAND VICTORY IS INEVITABLE!!!

NO PRISONERS!!! NO MERCY!! FUCK YEAH!!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Oh yeah, and the BOSTON Herald isn't a biased newspaper at all. Get me some real stats from like the LA Times or the Washington Post. I'm sure Bob Kraft has bought the pages of the Herald as well as he's bought all the newscasts in this God-forsaken area.

Keep dreaming.... 18-1

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Kraft doesn't need to buy the Herald....it already loves us. Everyone loves us.


Everyone who has a brain, that is. :)

Heeheehee, watch the Haters explode and call me naive and unintelligent! So funny!

8:17 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

"Everyone loves us" what are you kidding me? Everyone HATES the Patriots and want them to lose. Everyone except the inbreds that live in these six states. Wait....I think there are Giants fans in CT and RI, so make that four states.

18-1

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Right on cue!

It's so hard to deal with the truth when you're favored for a 13 pt loss....

12:56 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

I could care less who is favored by what. All I know is this is not in the bag yet for this classless team. The game still has to be played.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted Pats Fan said...

Classless.....hahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha...........

....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You don't really have the background to say stuff like that...

3:41 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Giants Fraud,
You've got to do better than that. The Boston Herald got those stats directly from the NFL itself at NFL.com. So where is this bias you were talking about? Stats speak for themselves you silly fuck.
Also, why is it that your Giant Donkeys insist on talking smack? Plaxico Burress said that the Giant receivers are better than the Patriot wideouts. I'm not that familiar with the New York Giants, but I'd swear that Burress is either the village idiot or he's a crack-smoker.
I guess he kind of forgot that the Patriot receivers of Moss, Welker, and Stallworth more than doubled the TD and yardage output of Burress, Toomer, and Smith. But then again, like you, maybe he doesn't let the facts get in the way of his argument. He also doesn't mind providing Bill Belichick, possibly the greatest coach ever (yes better than Lomardi), with bulletin board material. Burress, I guess, never heard of Anthony Smith either and apparently didn't watch that tape of how the Steelers got chewed up and spit out by Brady and the Patriot Machine. Wow, this game could get ugly if he doesn't have sense enough to watch film.One week and 19 hours until kickoff... I sense a Patriot victory coming.

GIVE THEM NOTHING! TAKE FROM THEM -EVERYTHING!! NO PRISONERS! NO MERCY!!!

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

Haven't they learned anything from the previous 18 teams?!

Jesus Christ. Stoopid Mofos.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTTTBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:37 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

Wow, compare Bill Belichick to a dead guy. OF COURSE he's a better coach than a dead guy... so is Mike Martz!

Yeah, Plaxico shouldn't be spewing his mouth off. As I said before, he is a low-talking mumbler, so I don't know how anyone can tell what he's saying without closed captioning on. Not that it's an excuse, but I'm sure he's just sick of all the Patriot hype. I know how he feels... ugh!

Anyway, you hit on something there Chip Dawg. You don't know much about the Giants. You haven't known much about any team that the Patriots have played, but you always find a way to trash talk them anyway. So, apparently you are a fan of the Patriots and that's it... not a real football fan. Somehow, I always knew that.

2:51 AM  

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