IHTNEP Year End Awards
Well, my friends, that time of year has come, when all fans of IHTNEP must find other pursuits, new ways to spend their time, something to fill the void; yes, dear readers, it is time for the IHTNEP Off-Season Hiatus. Dry your tears, dear reader - we'll be back next season with our hatred fully intact.
But we do have a little business to take care of first. The film industry has the Oscars, television the Emmys; but these silly productions pale in comparison with what you're about to see; that's right, dear readers, it is now time for the IHTNEP Year-end Staff Awards! With so much effort put into maintaining this glorious site, how can we not spend a little time and thank those behind the scenes who make the magic happen?
We include some highlights below. For each award, we also present snippets from the transcript of the commentary that took place during the IHTNEP Year-end Staff Awards dinner.
Commentary: No surprise here - TwoFacedCorey brings Corey hatred to new levels, and someday it might cost him. Check this page our for an example of the animosity that could come back to haunt dear TwoFaced someday.
Commentary: A repeat winner; PapaGordy owns this category. (IHTNEP note: we apologize for the graphic imagery)
Commentary: Who the hell is Robin Masters?
Commentary: So much to choose from here, but the winner was clear. Watch out, lame posters to this site, or you'll feel the Zing! (or should we say the Burn?)
Commentary: Once again, no entries in this category.
So there you have it, folks. Let's have some applause. Bringing this much hatred can take something out of a person, so it's important to let the staff know that they're making a difference. (Of course, you can always show your appreciation through financial means, for example, by buying a Hater's hat.) Either way, it is you, dear reader, that get the final nod: the IHTNEP Endurance Award, given, of course, for those who have read just a single word or have suffered through all of the postings with us. So tell your friends, your neighbors, your mother; you earned it and should definitely feel proud.
But we do have a little business to take care of first. The film industry has the Oscars, television the Emmys; but these silly productions pale in comparison with what you're about to see; that's right, dear readers, it is now time for the IHTNEP Year-end Staff Awards! With so much effort put into maintaining this glorious site, how can we not spend a little time and thank those behind the scenes who make the magic happen?
We include some highlights below. For each award, we also present snippets from the transcript of the commentary that took place during the IHTNEP Year-end Staff Awards dinner.
The Most Likely To Be Killed By Corey Dillon award |  |
Commentary: No surprise here - TwoFacedCorey brings Corey hatred to new levels, and someday it might cost him. Check this page our for an example of the animosity that could come back to haunt dear TwoFaced someday.
The Most Likely To Pull His Hammy award |  |
Commentary: A repeat winner; PapaGordy owns this category. (IHTNEP note: we apologize for the graphic imagery)
The Missing-In-Action Award |  |
Commentary: Who the hell is Robin Masters?
The Best Zinger Award |  |
Commentary: So much to choose from here, but the winner was clear. Watch out, lame posters to this site, or you'll feel the Zing! (or should we say the Burn?)
The Best Fan of IHTNEP Award | No winner. |
Commentary: Once again, no entries in this category.
So there you have it, folks. Let's have some applause. Bringing this much hatred can take something out of a person, so it's important to let the staff know that they're making a difference. (Of course, you can always show your appreciation through financial means, for example, by buying a Hater's hat.) Either way, it is you, dear reader, that get the final nod: the IHTNEP Endurance Award, given, of course, for those who have read just a single word or have suffered through all of the postings with us. So tell your friends, your neighbors, your mother; you earned it and should definitely feel proud.
posted by Hater in Chief at 2:09 AM
7 Comments:
You are all homosexuals and should spend less time jerking eachother off and basking in the glory that is the New England Patriots dynasty.
Pinhead Nation owns you.
I agree, the pats fucking rape your pussy team. Dont be such pussies and write your own team asking them why they suck so much.
All of u faget ass haters need to stop hating on the patriots. Just because your team sucks and cant continue a winning condition, doesnt mean u can be jealous little fuckers. Like homeboy said, stop suckin eachother off and get a fuckin life. cause im a true patriot fan till death, and yall are all pussy
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WE LOST TO THE SAINTS IN The preseason....that was our third string team and their staters..oh ya i agree go write to your own team asking why they suck..
Boston Globe is reporting that the New England Patriots are looking to start up the XFL again. Pats CEO Bob Kraft has been in contact with Vince McMahon (former owner of the XFL). Kraft was quoted as saying "the XFL is good". If the XFL comes back it is set to start up in 2007. The Pats will take the year off from the NFL (like this year) and join with three other teams. The teams are reportedly from Mississippi, Omaha, Davenport, IA and of course New England. They will be broken down into two conferences. Omaha and Davenport will be in the XFLW (WEST) and New England and Mississippi will be in the XFLL (LEAST). The NFL owns the right to the pathetic Patriot name, so they are looking for new names. Some that have been mentioned are the WHINERS, CRY BABIES, OUR FANS SMELL and THE NEW ENGLAND BRADYS. Former XFL great "HE HATE ME" is a top candidate for the GM position. When asked about what this means to him and the fans of New England HATE had this to say "I looking forward to dis". Dis means we automatically in da XFLL Championship game, and da fans still smell". This should be a fun league, hope it expands.
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