AFC Championship Wrap-up:
Hatriots Play "Respect" Card
staffers asked for some post-game opinions from
their favorites Hatriots players. INEPT was surprised
to hear these responses:
Rodney Harrison said "Nobody thought we could win the
championship game. Nobody! After three super bowls,
how could they disrespect us like that?" Uh, Rodney,
wasn't the game between Giftsburgh and the Mile-high
Broncos? "See, that's exactly what I'm talking about."
Harrison replied as he stormed out of the room on
the way to anger management class.
INEPT also asked Hatriot QB Tom Brady about the
perceived lack of respect for the Hatriots chances
last Sunday. "Each week we have to hear how we can't
win. Well, after yesterday, I hope we put an end to
all of that talk." Uh, Tom, weren't you sitting at
home on your A** this past Sunday? "What? I wasn't
listening - I was reading my Playboy magazine here.
See it? I'm a totally normal dude, really."
INEPT turned to Hatriot favorite overachiever Teddy
Brainski for his thoughts on the "final four" of
the NFL and the perceived lack of respect for the
Hatriots, Brainski responded: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find
out what it means to me! Aren't those words to live
by? And I love the final four. Who doesn't? I mean,
two plus two IS four, isn't it? Hold on, OK, I can
feel my arm again. Now where were we?"
INEPT also has inside information that Coach Belichoke
spent Sunday morning in the locker room building up
the Hatriots with one of his best "us against them"
speeches. "Everyone thought we would lose this week
in the championship game. Everyone! And all I ask
of you is this: did we?" No coach, you're right, you