Monday, April 30, 2007

Draft Recap: Hatriots show true American Spirit

New England (INEPT) - From the famous poem found at the base of the Statue of Liberty:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

Little did we know: Bill Belichoke has a Statue of Liberty fantasy. It is he who asks for these poor, wretched footballers to come his way (see Dillon, Meriweather, Moss). It is he who lifts the lamp beside his golden door. Bill Belichoke, you sweet husky man, open your gates and let those "yearning to breathe free" come and play for your golden boy's squad!

No, we are not good at Photoshop

Lest you forgot, first-round selection Brandon Meriweather's claim to fame:

Watch for the Stomping Action!

And of course, it is not too challenging to list the many reasons Moss is one of the wretched:

Meet Randy, Denny's new Sponsor for "Moons over my Hammy"

There is so much material here to work with! Thank you, sweet Statue of Belichick! You are a true soul, searching for new ways to fill this blog with the Hatred and Mockery you so richly deserve.

Coming soon: Moss vs Meriweather Grudge Match.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Brady: Oh Yeah!

A beautiful piece from the Fanhouse on Tom Brady's Ladies, ending with a picture of Tom celebrating his recent successes with the "fairer" sex:

Brady: "Oh, yeah!"

Kind of reminds us of this victorious chubster, who somehow looks more athletic than old Tommy boy:

I look odd too

Shortly after seeing the photo, supermodel Giselle dumped Tom and is apparently now considering (a) celibacy, (b) lesbianism, or (c) both.

Giselle: OMG, please tell me that wasn't him. Please!

And no, we didn't photoshop the Brady pic. Seriously, it is for real. Seriously!

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