Battle Of The Quarterbacks: McNabb vs. Brady
The IHTNEP First Annual Superbowl Preview continues!
We begin our positional breakdown with a focus on the guys who head each offense: the lion-hearted leader of the Eagles, Donovan McNabb, and that All-American Caricature, Tom Brady. IHTNEP suspects the game will likely turn on play of these field generals.
To get some insight on this matchup, IHTNEP unearthed some little publicized previous battles between these two. The first took place back in 1998, where a McNabb-led Syracuse Orangemen smashed the Brady-led Wolverines, 38-20, in the Big House no less. A bit painful for this Wolverine fan to dredge up, but perhaps a portent of things to come?
The second is a more recent match-up:
In this classic confrontation, Brady commands the Hershey's squad, whereas McNabb leads the Reese's team. As even the most ardent Hatriot fan can attest, the peanut-butter laden cup of chocolatey heaven clearly outperforms the woeful waxy brick known as a Hershey's chocolate bar.
So what have we learned? In two past performances, McNabb has taken Brady to the woodshed. Perhaps Sunday will make for a trifecta - IHTNEP can only hope.
We begin our positional breakdown with a focus on the guys who head each offense: the lion-hearted leader of the Eagles, Donovan McNabb, and that All-American Caricature, Tom Brady. IHTNEP suspects the game will likely turn on play of these field generals.
To get some insight on this matchup, IHTNEP unearthed some little publicized previous battles between these two. The first took place back in 1998, where a McNabb-led Syracuse Orangemen smashed the Brady-led Wolverines, 38-20, in the Big House no less. A bit painful for this Wolverine fan to dredge up, but perhaps a portent of things to come?
The second is a more recent match-up:
In this classic confrontation, Brady commands the Hershey's squad, whereas McNabb leads the Reese's team. As even the most ardent Hatriot fan can attest, the peanut-butter laden cup of chocolatey heaven clearly outperforms the woeful waxy brick known as a Hershey's chocolate bar.
So what have we learned? In two past performances, McNabb has taken Brady to the woodshed. Perhaps Sunday will make for a trifecta - IHTNEP can only hope.
posted by Hater in Chief at 11:32 AM
19 Comments:
Fuck Brady is a fudgepacker
You guys obviously don`t know very much about football, huh?
Just saw a link to this website and started to read some of this stuff...
When you guys learn about the game, then you can post stuff about it.
FYI - Brady has faced McNabb 3 times, as a pro, before SB39 and the patriots have won all 3 games. The last being a 31-10 win in 2003!
this is effing retarded...patriots kick ass...if they didnt, they wouldnt have won the superbowl...brady fucken rules!!
The people who made this website should get lives. Perhaps you should brush up on english grammar since none of your sentences make sense. You should also do the same with your football facts since they are wrong as well. You sound like a bunch of uneducated prissy boys. No wonder you dislike the Pats and Tom. They have achieved something you never will. CLASS!!!
wow are you serious. For one tom brady is not classless. he is the farthest thing from it. I'm sorry to say Jake but aren't you the one who said "tom brady is gay and carries a man purse". I dont think tom has class issues, you do. And also you should shut up about tom brady. you certainly know he is absolutely gorgeous quarterback and he is an awesome one..and dont even think of comparing tom and peyton with class. Peyton manning has no class at all, he is conceited and rude..
and corey dillon didnt sell crack, but i have to know.. are you on crack?
Tom Brady is a classless bunghole. The one dude is right about him walking off the damn field without shaking Brees' hand when he lost. That is the most classless thing i can think of. And i don't think pats fans can call other fans classless. All patsies fans ever do is call manning gay. Brady is no where near the best QB in the league. He had a good D for awhile. But when his team's D is = to manning's D, then Brady loses.
And another thing, are you pats fans so insecure about how good you team is that you have to come on these sites to defend them??
Fuck the Cum Licker who set up this site. You must be a tu tu wearing shemale!!!!!!
I hope he chokes on Adam Viniterie's big black cock..Are you racist or something..That is just extremely rude..See you have no class making racist remarks like that..I HAVE NEVER SEEN A RACIST REMARK ON THIS WEBSITE BY A PATS FAN.....so you sohuld go buy class
Maybe you colts fans should get your head out of mannings ASS for a second and realize the Pats are true champs.
Go pats!
"Fuck the Cum Licker who set up this site. You must be a tu tu wearing shemale!!!!!! "
hey whoever made this comment i totally agree this website is fuckin bullshit whoever made this website must need a life.
I forget who the Sportsman of the Year is..I think it is um..Tom Brady...Wait i forget who Super bowl MVP for Super Bowl 36 and 38..I'm gonna say it was TOM BRADy..And isn't he the starting QB in Pro Bowl..Wait i forget who led the league in passing yards for 2005, but on TV I heard it was.um..who other than Tom Brady!!...
yeah um..the northeast os probably the best place to live in America..In case any of the makers didn't know..The Pilgrims sailed to the NOrtheast in 1620 to find religous freedom..Just because the NOrtheast has a little bit of everything such as farming, surfing, beaches, sightseeing, cities, amusement parks,forests, mansions, good jobs, BEST ICE CREAM (Brigham's, Friendly's, Ben and Jerry's), best athletics (a high school field hockey team from Mass. was ranked number 2 in the country and a football team was ranked number 10 dosn't mean you have to be jealous
Mcnabb is walking down the street when...BASH! He ran into Tom Brady. Mcnabb said,"Hey, you got your hershys in my reeces. Tom said," you got your reeces in my hershys. So they started eating it. MMM.. New Hersh-eces. A.K.A Mcbrady!
every new england state is fucking worthless, you guys can bragg about how u were discovered by pilgrims and puritans..who the fuck cares..all u anal rimmers talk about is your prescious quarterback who we all are waiting for to come out of the closet..and all you bandwagon fans who probably didnt even know where the stadium was before they won can tell him to cut his mullet that hangs out the back of his helmet...we all see the model pictures and milk commericials with the popped collar and new age homosexual look...the guy is a douche bag...and for the clown shoe that doesnt know that dillon sold crack..he did..i thought u knew everything about your prescious champs..fuck all you fake fans..you guys are all massive tools, who love the GQ look.
Tom Brady is a grade A full time pure cut piece of monkey shit and asshole. He didn't shake anybody's hand after the end of the game against the colts the other night. He just ran into the locker rooms like a little fuckin' baby with his tail between his legs. That dickhead has won so many superbowls that he should know how to respect the better team. Now he can go a suck off Bill, who also acted like a dickhead after losing. Patriots suck. It was the Colts time and nobody else's. Manning deserves this win. He is an awesome player and QB. I hope somebody finds Tom Brady kills him and chops him up with a chainsaw. Fuck the patriots
no respect for cheating teams. fuck the patsys. raiders 4 life.
There are LEGITIMATE reasons to HATE the Patriots. First of all, the GOD-****, Mother-****ing, BULL**** TUCK RULE! If that isn't the biggest pile of CRAP EVER!!! LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE IF YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second is the sweeping under the rug of the whole SPYGATE Scandal. WHY DID GOODELL DESTROY ALL THE EVIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? And finally, where were all the Pats fans in the nineties? I'll tell you! There weren't any. Every Pats fan jumped ship when Bledsoe lossed out to the BRADY BUNCH, and now everyone is on Tom's jock! I was actually a pats fan BEFORE the TUCK, but I just can't root for a team that pays off the referees. THE PATRIOTS MAKE THE NFL LOOK AS INEPT AS THE NHL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you like Brady you must love those magazines that your girlfriend reads.... His pretty boy face is all over them...
gotta love that Tom "I want my mom" Brady Cologne
Fuckin pussy
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