Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Days of Yesteryear: A Suggestion

In yesterday's intentional loss to the Miami Chowder,
Hatriot's backup Doug Flutie attempted an extra
point in the old style, drop kicking the ball through
the uprights for the point after.

INEPT takes this opportunity to suggest that the
Hatriots continue exploring the revitalization of
such football anachronisms in this week's playoff
game with the Jacksonville Kittens. Here are some
suggestions:
  • Leather Helmets: Why use the clunky, metallic, protective
    modern helmets we have grown so used to? The old style leather
    helmets
    are lighter, sleeker, and retain their utility with
    a good oiling twice a week.

  • No Forward Passes: Knute Rockne ushered in the era
    of the forward pass - why shouldn't Bill Belichoke usher it out?
    Stick to handoffs and fancy lateral plays for a quarter,
    a half, or even the entire game!

  • Rugby-style scoring: Why demand six points for a touchdown,
    when a try was only worth 3 points back in 1957? Explicitly
    arrange for your touchdowns to count for this more humble
    amount.
By reverting to this traditional style, how could the Hatriots lose?
Just some kindly advice from your friends here at INEPT.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is a supposed "dynasty" so afraid to face Pittsburgh? Watching the Fraudriots lay down against the Dolphins showed how pathetic of an organization they really are. Instead of trying to improve their seeding they decided to sit all their starters and attempt a drop kick, something that hadn't happened in 65 years. Even though I hope the Jags knock the Hatriots off this weekend I think we will have to wait for either Denver or Indy to take care of them next week. The Fraudriot "dynasty" is on borrowed time!

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people must be really jealous of the champs. because you can't even compare Tom I have 3 rings Brady to Payton I'll never win a ring Manning because he can't even win in the playoffs (2wins) count them 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! M V P most valuable putz.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I want any lip from you Patriot haters, I'll scrape it off Peyton Mannings zipper. All you haters suck, and you all listen to Kenny Chesney music. You are all a bunch of low wattage receivers.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PEOPLE ARE JUST MADE BECAUSE THERE TEAM CANT WIN AND THEY HATE THE PATS BECAUSE THEY WIN ALL THE TIME AND YOU THINK ALL THE PLAYERS ARE ON STEROIDS... REALITY CHECK PEOPLE THEY ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOT PLAYERS AND WHY IS IT OUR FALT IF YOUR TEAM CANT WIN AND IF THEY DO USE STEROIDS THEN THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN CAUGHT.... SO IF YOUR TEAM CANT WIN DONT BLAME IT ON THE PATS BLAME IT ON YOUR TEAMS COACH AND BY THE WAY JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE NEAR A CERTAIN TEAM DOESNT REALY MEAN YOU HAVE TO LIKE THEM.... AND ALOS THE NEW ENGLAND PATROITS HAVE THE BEST FANS EVER AND THE BEST STADIUM AND YOU CANT CHANGE THAT

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word to your mother!

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Trueblue pats fan#12 said...

No, I think you fellow Pat lovers are talking about Tom I Have Three Rings, Going On Four And Two MVPs, Going On Three Brady vs. Peyton I Will Never Win A Ring Or An MVP And Am A Coach-Ass Kisser With Vanderjagt Manning. And anonymous #3, they listen to Kenny Chesney AND Garth Brooks (These aren't New Englanders, DUH, they're Country Bumpkins!!! HAHAHA!!! PATRIOT HATING LOSERS!!!

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh snap Peyton Manning has a ring and Brady will never get another one. don't you all feel stupid now?

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Ne rocks said...

well, peyton isn't in the super bowl, and tom is, so that would probably be false.


do you know that the chargers never lost to the colts.

And do you know that peyton manning took at least 10 years to win 3 super bowl rings. Tom brady only took 6 years to win 3 super bowl rings. And they were the only team to be 18-0. They made 4 records in a single game;

1. Most touchdown points in a game.

2. Most undefeated season

3. Tom Brady- most touchdown throws in a season

4. Randy Moss- most touchdown catches in a season



beat that!


18-0

1-26-08

9:01 PM  

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