Welcome, Spurs: We Hate You Too

San Antonio (INEPT) - It's basketball season. But that does not mean you have to save your hate up for the NFL Draft or your money to buy a lousy T-shirt. No, my friends, you can focus the full force of your enmity on a kindred spirit to our beloved Hatriots: the NBA's very own San Antonio Spurs.


We hate you, Bruce Bowen

The parallels between the Hatriots and Spurs run deep:

• Boring Teams. Nothing puts us to sleep like watching these two boring teams play their brand of "fundamental", "defensively-oriented" basketball/football. Not even a sweet dose of Nyquil. Click here to buy!
• Thug Players. Ty Law Rule? Nice to meet you. Meet the upcoming Bruce Bowen rule. Rodney Harrison: Thought you were a rough tackler? Well, wait 'til you get a load of Cheap-shot Bob.
• Ugly Coaches. Ok, cheap shot. But, come on:



Eltrav Says: GP looks like Nanny McPhee

• Goody Two Shoes as the Leader. Tim Duncan? Choir boy. Tommy boy? Well, used to be a choir boy. Watchout for those Supermodels, Timmy D!
  

Timmy Duncan's Future Pregnant Girlfriend?

We could go on. But instead, we stop. We ask you, dear Reader: who else should we hate in the offseason? (and please don't tell me the Yankees, we already know)