Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Brady Throws Another Pick

INEPT (New England) - After returning to his home after a thorough domination at the hands of King Manning, Tom Brady was picked off once again by the neighbor's dog while trying to toss a frisbee to a friend:

Brady: Picked Again

Brady said afterwards that he "... didn't see the dog coming", and later claimed that the frisbee should have been caught by his friend, fellow Brady Buncher Kevin "Not Marshall" Faulk. "Kevin just tipped it up in the air, and the dog was there to snag it. What can you do?"

Fortunately for Brady, this fifth canine interception did not affect his passing rating, which was a brutal 34.1.


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1:45 PM  
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8:44 PM  
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6:04 PM  

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