Hoping for 16-0
Midwest (INEPT) - Here we are, on the brink of Hatred Disaster. Though the hapless Letdowns actually put up a fight, the outcome was the same. The season of Undefeat continues.
Letdown Again
And yet, here at INEPT, we encourage you, for the next two weeks, to swallow your bile and actually, yes, cheer on the Hatriots. While a bit counter to the usual message from this site, you, dear Reader, as a true and dedicated Hater, must root for those whiners from the Northeast. We, as true Haters, want 16-0. We, as true Haters, need 16-0.
Surprise!
Of course, as your mouth hangs open in slack-jawed surprise, be wondering: Why? The reasons are actually quite simple:
We know we are asking for a lot. We know how much you hate. But if you were weak, you wouldn't be here. No, only the strong can Hate, for so long, and with such singularity of focus. So Haters, one and all, unite for these two short weeks. Cheer on those that we normally Hate. With a little luck (or, more likely, some Colt or Jaguar skill), this miserable season will come to a wondrous close, with deplorable Undefeat transforming into glorious One-defeat.
BTW: What is up with Belichoke's Awesome game comment to Mangini? Once again, old Bill sounds like an asshole. But we suppose we should only write about things that surprise us.
Letdown Again
And yet, here at INEPT, we encourage you, for the next two weeks, to swallow your bile and actually, yes, cheer on the Hatriots. While a bit counter to the usual message from this site, you, dear Reader, as a true and dedicated Hater, must root for those whiners from the Northeast. We, as true Haters, want 16-0. We, as true Haters, need 16-0.
Surprise!
Of course, as your mouth hangs open in slack-jawed surprise, be wondering: Why? The reasons are actually quite simple:
- Immense Pressure. Going 16-0 will place an inordinate amount of pressure on the Hatriots. Just imagine the thoughts that will run through their minds in the 4th quarter of a close playoff game: "Oh my gosh, we can't lose. We just can't! The whole season will be ruined." Also, the might be thinking about eating a tasty sausage pizza.
- Media Frenzy. The media will also pile on, asking them numerous mind-bendingly dull and stupid questions about going undefeated. This will force the Hatriots to spend time coming up with even more stupid answers. An example: last week's sausage pizza quote from Rodney HGHarrison.
- An Historical Failure. When the Hatriots role into the playoffs at 16-0, the pending playoff loss will be talked about for a long time, and the Hatriots will be remembered as (1) a team that got caught cheating and (2) an incredible failure to deliver on what could have been perfection. Anytime a team goes N and 0 (N>8), the first thing the media will bring up is the Hatriots and how they almost were perfect but failed. They may also bring up Sausage Pizza.
We know we are asking for a lot. We know how much you hate. But if you were weak, you wouldn't be here. No, only the strong can Hate, for so long, and with such singularity of focus. So Haters, one and all, unite for these two short weeks. Cheer on those that we normally Hate. With a little luck (or, more likely, some Colt or Jaguar skill), this miserable season will come to a wondrous close, with deplorable Undefeat transforming into glorious One-defeat.
BTW: What is up with Belichoke's Awesome game comment to Mangini? Once again, old Bill sounds like an asshole. But we suppose we should only write about things that surprise us.
Labels: belichoke, letdowns, one-defeat, undefeat
posted by Hater in Chief at 7:30 AM
129 Comments:
Pressure? Yeah, the Patriots will be sweating for sure. They're the ultimate choke team, as recent history has proven. Ha ha!
Please, the Patriots' mantra is "one game at a time." They won't even think about 19-0 until they're ahead by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. The rest of the league could learn something from them. They'll be just fine.
But keep going, telling Pats fans how anxious we should be. We love how you're so obsessed with our team.
Hater in Chief,
You are fu$#ing tool, but I have to hand it to ya. What a brilliant concept. I don't know if your fellow haters have it in them. SRD and that Giantsfanthingy are way too bitter and lonely to possibly root for the Patriots. You'd swear Bill Belichick stole their wallets and bitch-slapped them personally.
You are right. For a 16-0 team to lose in the playoffs would be a helluva thing, which is certainly not beyond the realm of possibilty. It would be a huge let down, but let's not forget one thing. Most Patriot fans are also Red Sox fans. Nothing can be worse than 86 years of futility and seeing your team come ever so close in 1946, 1967, 1986, 1990, and 2003. The Patriots have also suffered in 1978, 1985 and 1997 in a 41 year drought. We are used to losing, so if we lose again, believe me, we'll drive on.
Right we're just enjoying the ride and where it ends nobody knows. But how many other teams can say the WE CAN WIN IT ALL AND NEVER LOSE A GAME??
GO PATRIOTS!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Wow... Chip Dawg mentioned me by name... I'm chaaahhmed!
I don't blame the Pats fans for enjoying the ride. I hope the Patriots peaked early and start sinking just in time for the playoffs. Their defense is old and wrinkly and should be bothered by the weather that, for some reason, is supposed to be a benefit to them. If they go undefeated... I don't care. I ordered NFL Sunday Ticket 3 years ago when I decided I wasn't going another football Sunday being forced to watch the Patriots. Now I never watch them unless the Red Zone channel shows a lowlight. If they are in the Super Bowl, I won't care. BUT, if they lose on their way to the Super Bowl, I will celebrate beyond belief!!!
"bothered by the weather that, for some reason, is supposed to be a benefit to them."
Look up the Patriots' stats in cold-weather games. You may learn something.
Add to that, Tom Brady has the best record of any quarterback in December and January. Joe Montana is a distant second.
Add to that, this Patriots team is superior to any previous Patriots team.
The Patriots get better and more determined as the season goes on. An unlike last year, they have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Every other team will be feeling the pressure, not the Pats. They're playing with house money.
chippy, I'm not bitter, I just like to argue. Also, you'd realize this if you'd take brady's cock out of your ass.
anonymous, use a name so people can follow subsequent posts. Also, Home-Field is a joke for the pats, the weather is going to be horrible, they have no running game. Home-field is a detriment to them this year.
Also, it's pretty clear they are actually getting worse as the season continues, not "better and more determined."
just do us a favor, when they lose, don't hide in the sand...come back here and continue to argue that they are the best team ever, even though they've lost. Based on your previous arguments, this should seem completely possible for you to accomplish.
Ha! I was waiting for another homophobic Tom Brady rant. You're so original, srd!
It's the classic, tried-and-true method of debate used by childish morons like yourself worldwide: "Oh yeah? Well ... um ... uh ... YOU'RE A FAG!"
"Home-field is a detriment to them this year."
Yes, of course you're correct. They're only 7-0 at Gillette, including victories over the Chargers and the Steelers.
awe, anonymous is upset and confused. here, let me clarify:
A, you're a Pats fan, so shut upa your face about baseless arguments. Please join your fellow bandwagoneers and call me, and anyone who dislikes the patriots, the following: "jealous, bitter, gay, homo, dumb fuck" or any other of the plethora of names you guys like to refer to anyone who doesn't think God wipes your team's ass. dipshit.
Further, clearly I was referring to home field when weather might take away their ability to pass, like in the fucking winter. Next time, learn how to make reasonable inferences before you pull the dick out of your mouth to speak. (now I'm calling YOU gay too, LOLZ)...ass.
Seriously, what's up with all the homoerotic imagery from Patriots haters? They sure love talking about gay sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
Oh come on, Brady is quite the feminine man. If here weren't famous and he came up to you at a bar, how would you react?
He's dainty.
Seinfeld is funny, too.
"Brady is quite the feminine man ... He's dainty."
So what does this say about the rest of the league?
whatever could you mean?
I think even a dumb fuck (your words) like yourself understands exactly what I mean.
First, H-I-C, I really laughed at your article. Not in scorn, but in awe of your immense humor. You're a pretty good writer. No life....but a pretty good writer. Nice job turning the sad into the happy.
"Also, Home-Field is a joke for the pats, the weather is going to be horrible, they have no running game. Home-field is a detriment to them this year."
Yeah, okay, like in the winter, like as in the last game, when we beat the Jets with our so-called nonexistent running game and the snow/sleet/rain. That weather took our ability to pass away, right? But....we still won though, right?
Stupid asswipe, homophobic jerk. I think we all know who's got the stick in his mouth.
oh, anonymous doesn't pick up sarcasm. If you were implying that Brady is more of a man than the rest of the league, I worry about you.
Pats fan, yeah, you won alright. you beat the awful Jets, in a much closer game than the scoreboard showed. Your passing game went to shit and you barely got 100 yards on 25+ carries against the Jets. The patriots simply wont put up enough points in similar conditions against a team that has a potent running offense.
But because you managed to squeeze by in one game against a shitty team, you'll probably be ok against the Colts in similar weather...yeah right. I think the stick's back in your mouth now.
The Colts are a classic dome team, while the Patriots thrive in adverse conditions, no matter what their usual game plan has been. It's been proven before, it'll be proven again.
I do admire, however, how you can continue the smack talk against an undefeated team that's already beaten the Colts, Dallas, Chargers and Pittsburgh. Impressive!
And while we're on the subject, here's a question for the haters: How many points should the Patriots beat the Dolphins by on Sunday? If they win by four touchdowns, they'll be accused of piling on. If they win by one touchdown, they'll be accused of just "squeezing by." Is a two-touchdown win acceptable? Three?
Dear Anonymous,
Great question. If the Hatriots have any sense of history, they will beat the Dolphins 19-0. 17-0 would be funny too.
- Hater in Chief
they beat an unhealthy colts, a defunct chargers, and neither dallas nor pittsburgh impresses me thoroughly. A healthy colts should worry you.
With the monkey off of their backs, i wouldn't be suprised if it were a close game. I wouldn't be suprised if a fins team with nothing to lose gives the pats a run for their money; cocky.
"A healthy colts should worry you."
Again, they haven't impressed me all year. Talk about a squad that's "squeaked by" some teams they should have trounced handily, healthy or not: the Titans, the Texans, the Chiefs and the Raiders. Are you kidding me?
The Dolphins would have been better off had they lost this weekend. Then they would have had something to play for.
The Colts will be nothing against our offense. And I agree- keep talking trash about a team that can literally kick your ass, as well as the NFL's.
And glad to know you can predict the weather for NFL games. Tell me the one for next week, pretty please?
pats fan, i think it's time you stopped posting...even anonymous is probably annoyed by the oddities coming out of your mouth.
A. I would love for the Patriots come and "literally kick [my]...ass." It would be hilarious, and my wallet could use a couple extra million dollars.
B. it's called "meteorology," also sometimes called "the weather." I mean, really, do I have to bring up the 10-day forecast for you?
stop posting.
Rail me. I'm posting. :)
"But because you managed to squeeze by in one game against a shitty team, you'll probably be ok against the Colts in similar weather...yeah right. I think the stick's back in your mouth now."
Nah, I'm still waiting for you to be done with the stick.
And you just replied that they'll play the Colts in similar weather. What makes you think that it'll snow half as bad as it did on Sunday? Wouldn't it be funny if your little telepathic weather prediction was wrong?
You're so sweet when you think you're intelligent.
Pats Fan... why don't you grow the hell up? I realize you are a typical Pats fan, but I'm sick of listening to your incessant whining.
hey man, you're the one predicting no snow in new england in january. I don't think anything more needs to be said, patsy.
also, all signs point to me being 'actually' intelligent, ask my mommy.
Again, look at the history of the Patriots playing in snow. Which team does it seem to bother more?
A) The Patriots
B) Their opponent (i.e. eventual loser of that game)
Oh, and a little meteorology tip for you: It doesn't snow every day in New England in January, or December for that matter. Maybe giantsfaninne can help you out on that one.
But keep going. We "Hatriots" fans are getting a good chuckle at your expense.
GiantsfaninNE complains, "Pats Fan... why don't you grow the hell up?"
It's nice to have someone lecture us on maturity. We could all learn a lot from her sophisticated comments:
"Gaytriots fans always all say the same thing."
"Brady dresses like a homo guy."
"they can go for broke and make some dirty hits on Brady."
and all of this coming from someone too terrified to identify themselves with a consistent, distinct, name.
OK, how's this?
Pats rule!
Ugh oh, Patriot Haters, your panties will get in a bunch when you hear this: Tom Brady, Sporting News Sportsmen of the Year AND Bill Belichick, Sporting News Coach of the Year! Ah, I can almost hear the puckering now!
Let the good times roll!!!
Oh, and let's not forget that eight Patriots were named to the Pro Bowl, including their charming and handsome quarterback, Tom Brady.
Good times indeed!
"also, all signs point to me being 'actually' intelligent, ask my mommy."
Can you call her down to the basement so we can ask her ourselves?
Yep 8 Pro-Bowlers. I've never seen a New England Patriot team with that many. Has anyone?? Wes Welker, the little engine that could, should have been included, but we can't have everything. Regardless, the Lombardi Trophy will make up for it.
No prisoners. No Mercy.
OOOHHH, the Pro Bowl... who gives a crap? None of these 8 morons will go anyway. Good Lord, nobody pays attention, votes for, watches, or goes to the Pro Bowl, including the players!
"OOOHHH, the Pro Bowl... who gives a crap?"
Certainly not a Giants fan — no one on your team is playing in it!
everybody, put aside your differences. it's christmas time.
JJ, Damn it. You're right. I think we take ourselves too seriously. We don't play in the damn games anyway and it's Christmas time.
What's the one gift, besides the obvious Patriot victory or defeat, that each of you wants?
Santa, I'll take a Patriot Cheerleader and a side of vanilla bean ice cream. Delicious.
So now we are dissing the Giants? I'm sure there's an "I Hate the New York Giants" website somewhere for that. However, as a Giants fan, I don't frequent their hate sites. However, I see more Patriots fans in here than anywhere. Well, Pats fans are odd anyway.
Regardless how many players are going from each team... nobody gives a crap. The Pro Bowl doesn't matter... it's a popularity contest. How do you think Brett Favre is starting?
By the way, Osi Umenyiora was named to the Pro Bowl team. I believe he's a Giant!
God, you're stupid!
Brady, you're my QB in
tight pants and I love you...
I would love to go all the way with this guy - to the Superbowl and beyond!
19-0 baby cakes!
"God, you're stupid!"
Hey! That's it — eternal damnation for you.
"The Pro Bowl doesn't matter... it's a popularity contest."
But the Patriots are the most hated team in the NFL!
How can that be?
"OK, how's this?
Pats rule!"
Wow! This cannot be!
Is srd finally gaining.....a BRAIN?!
Amazing.
And I never predicted no snow. I just said that you can't say there WILL be.
I love, Patriots fans, how this is a Hater site, but the only haters posting are anonymous idiots, whom srd hates,("and all of this coming from someone too terrified to identify themselves with a consistent, distinct, name."), srd, and Giantsfaninine (who does not know how to use a space bar....dude, it's the one as big as your brain).
Oh Hater army, where are your men? Or should I say...mercenaries?
all that talk about maturity from anonymous, and he's hijacking my name to masturbate to...impressive.
oh, by the way...
still hating the patriots
still loving picking apart your awful arguments.
SRD
and a corollary to your point, pats fan...if you're so smug with your super team, why the hell are you even here discussing it. Things I know for certain, I never feel the need to defend.
I'm just wondering if you're trying to see if your initials look more intimidating in caps or lower case.
Don't worry, it doesn't matter either way.
"Things I know for certain, I never feel the need to defend."
Then why are you doing just that, on this message board?
Face it, srd (or SRD), you just hate excellence. You see a fanbase that's happy and excited with their great team (unlike yours), so you lash out like a little punk who didn't get enough love from his mommy. Trashing an undefeated team that's breaking all kinds of records just comes off as weak and pathetic, most sound-minded people would agree.
Plus, you and other haters keep forgetting a simple point: The fact that you're so grumpy and hateful makes us smile even more; it's all part of the schadenfreude syndrome. Do you think Yankees or Red Sox fans' feelings are hurt when fans of other teams take shots at them? They love it — it just proves how much they're envied, regardless of what you say. So, please continue to shoot yourself in the foot.
If I ever need a reminder on just how great my team is, I'll take this site over a Pats fan forum any day.
"If I ever need a reminder on just how great my team is, I'll take this site over a Pats fan forum any day."
Wow... what a narrowminded, idiotic moron-fest THAT must be!
"Wow... what a narrowminded, idiotic moron-fest THAT must be!"
Stay classy, New York fans!
I don't think the rock-throwing Pilgrims of New England should be throwing around "class" comments. Maybe it's true about New York fans, but the New England fans have less class than any... maybe other than Philly.
"maybe other than Philly."
Well, at least we agree on that part.
All right. All right. Can someone tell me, which city has the monopoly on the classy fans? Which city has the monopoly on the drunk, shit bags?
I can tell you which has the monopoly on the best team. That would be New England Baby!! 14-0!!
8 Pro-Bowlers and the Sporting News Sportsman and Coach of the Year!! We fucking rock!!! Squish the Fish...Again!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!
Can someone amongst you hating donkeys answer this question: How did Belichick become Belichoke? When was this so-called choke? I can see if we lose this year it will definitely be a gag-job, but any other year this is simply a sorry excuse of a put-down.
"I don't think the rock-throwing Pilgrims of New England should be throwing around "class" comments."
Rock throwing? Pilgrims? Yes, keep generalizing. Honestly, it makes your argument more profound.
Wow. Still as classy as ever.
Giantsfanagleabagle,
How drunk will you be when we slaughter that sorry excuse of Giant Team of yours? Eli Manning looks like his brother at times - meaning that he looks like he wants to cry and go home.
"'Things I know for certain, I never feel the need to defend."
Then why are you doing just that, on this message board?"
hey man, you're the one coming all the way to an adversarial sight to moan and deal with all the anti-pats banter...seems like you're a little more worried than I am. After all, I'm not going to your house to convince you.
"Face it, srd (or SRD), you just hate excellence."
Denied for want of knowledge
"You see a fanbase that's happy and excited with their great team (unlike yours), so you lash out like a little punk who didn't get enough love from his mommy."
Hmmm, it's weird because I know lots of people who are completely satisfied and happy with their teams of choice, and I feel no need to bring them down...must be something about you guys, right? Also, my mommy loves me very much.
"Trashing an undefeated team that's breaking all kinds of records just comes off as weak and pathetic, most sound-minded people would agree."
Mostly I'm trashing them in an individualized capacity, it's not that they're winning, it's how they're going about it.
"Plus, you and other haters keep forgetting a simple point: The fact that you're so grumpy and hateful makes us smile even more; it's all part of the schadenfreude syndrome."
Haven't forgot that once, nor do I care; ignorance is bliss. Nice wiki here, it doesn't impress me, either.
"Do you think Yankees or Red Sox fans' feelings are hurt when fans of other teams take shots at them? They love it — it just proves how much they're envied, regardless of what you say."
I don't envy the Patriots, or their success. Would I like the team that I root for to go undefeated? absolutely...would I want them to do it in the same fashion as the Patriots? not a chance.
"So, please continue to shoot yourself in the foot."
Don't need both of them to beat the likes of you.
"If I ever need a reminder on just how great my team is, I'll take this site over a Pats fan forum any day."
Make sure to come back after the Patriots lose in the playoffs.
What are you doing now, Chip Dawg, dissing Eli? This isn't the "I Hate the New York Giants" website. I think you took a wrong turn at the corner of retard and idiot avenues.
Nonetheless, I hold out hope that the Giants are the ones to put a blemish on an otherwise perfect season. Man, that would be great. It's not likely, but it would be lovely!
"I think you took a wrong turn at the corner of retard and idiot avenues."
You mean where you live?
"Man, that would be great. It's not likely, but it would be lovely!"
This is the theme of this entire site- the things that could be.
Glad we Pats fans have something to actually hold on to.
Oh and the only team I'm worried about are the Jags. They're pretty sick.
"Nice wiki here, it doesn't impress me, either."
SRD, I could easily parse most of your predictable screed, but you've got me stumped here. What in God's name are you referring to?
"Make sure to come back after the Patriots lose in the playoffs."
But that would mean I'd never come back. You'd miss me.
you're right, the pats either go all the way or just flat out don't make the playoffs.
Now you're being ridiculous!
oh, are you not familiar? wouldn't have guessed.
Lolphins on Sunday....can't wait for them to get massively pwned by the juggernaut that is the New England Patriots.
Haters, guess what. The accolades continue and the legend grows.
*Tom Brady, Associate Press Male Athlete of the Year.
*Also bangs Giselle and is the first football player to win the award since Joe Montana who won it in 1989 and 1990.
Go Patriots!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!
15 and fucking O!! 15 and fucking O!!! 15 and fucking O!!!
Yeah the second half of the Phins game was fucking ugly, but it doesn't matter. I think Josh McDaniel got a little pass-happy. If the Patriots simply played a balanced offense, NOBODY is going to beat them. Instead, without using the running game, they got predictable and the Dolphins D, which has been good for years, was able to catch up a little.
I thought the Pats D and the running game was outfuckenstanding, as was the passing game in the first half.
Now onto the Giants. Hey Giantsfanagleabagle, you can dream and talk all the trash you want. It won't matter, so make no mistake about it: We're going to give your team a first class ass-whipping like it's never had before!! Eli will probably be hiding in the locker room, so Vrabel doesn't eat him for dinner.
Colts fans, Oh yeah. I haven't forgotten about you. Peyton's record will soon be ours.
Unleash the Patriot War Machine!! 16-0!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!
Chip Dawg...I don't give a damn about the Giants/Pats game. The Giants will sit mostly everybody. However, our fat QB really likes to punish the Pats as he does in the preseason anyway. Good luck taking his 300+ lbs down!
I could care less if the Pats go 16-0, as long as they go one and out in the playoffs. I think THAT would be AWESOME! At least they have a week off so Gaydy can highlight his hair and have his manicure and stuff... then maybe he can spend a series of blows to the ribs!
Stay classy, Haters!!
"Gaydy" (how original) is still kicking everyone's ass.
15-0 and counting...
"I don't give a damn about the Giants/Pats game."
Of course you don't, GiantsfaninNE. You don't care about your own team, only taking shots at the Patriots. I'm sure the Giants really appreciate having fans like yourself.
Giantsfanagleanairbiscuit,
I hate to ride the coat-tails of Anonymous, but I can't resist. What the hell kind of Giants fan are you? You don't live in New York. You don't care about the Giants game. Son, it sounds like a loyalty problem. You know how to hate, but you surely don't know how to show some damn support and you whine about where you live. Man, does it suck to be you or what??
Also, you can try and make fun of Tom Brady all you want. The kid's a winner who bangs Supermodels. While I too couldn't believe some of the shit he wears, the fact is that he can look like and wear whatever the hell he wants because he's ALREADY a legend in this town. I don't think he cares one iota what the hater-donkeys who post on this website think.
Patriots!! Continue the March to Destiny!! No Prisoners! No Mercy!!
I believe you are right, Chip Dawg, that Brady doesn't care about his haters. However, he doesn't give a damn about his fan base either. He could care less about anybody but himself. He's the most self-centered guy on the team. He might be a great player, but his character is totally crappy.
While, naturally, you take my statement out of context, I care about my Giants more than you'll ever know. I just don't want to get into a pissing match with the idiot Patriots fans over a game that has no effect on the outcome of the Giants season. I would still rather see Lorenzen punish the old and tired Patriots, who knows what will happen. At least I care enough about being a Giants fan that I tolerate all the Patriots crap living here, and still back the team I grew up with. I don't know how old you are, but I grew up a Giants fan in New England. I also have not liked the Patriots forever. They never mattered to me and they never will. It's just that now that the rest of the country hates them, it's easier to hate them!
Question my loyalty to my favorite team all you want, but I have lots of teams I am rooting for in the playoffs. I enjoy the game of football and not just one team, like most Patriots (fairweather) fans.
Oh yeah, and if banging supermodels is the sign of success, then you are even more shallow than I thought.
GiantsfaninNE said:
He could care less about anybody but himself. He's the most self-centered guy on the team. He might be a great player, but his character is totally crappy.
Where do you get off posting such unsubstantiated bullshyt?
Have you become so poisoned with jealous hatred, that spewing nonsense is beyond your control... sorta like explosive diarrhea?
My good man, I do believe that it is called "verbal" diarrhea. :)
And I love this quote right here:
"It's just that now that the rest of the country hates them, it's easier to hate them!"
Ah, Hater In Chief! You accuse us of being bandwagoners, and yet...you harbor them yourself!
I think Tom Brady's character is pretty un-crappy, if he wins the Associated Press Male Athlete of the Year....and if Gisele is dating him, again.....he wouldn't be as selfish as you think.
Yet, I do wonder one thing, Patriots fans....where have all the so-called haters gone now???? O_o
"Where do you get off posting such unsubstantiated bullshyt?"
That's her modus operandi. She doesn't let the facts get in the way of her opinions. Brady is also gay, BTW.
And I ask you, GiantsfaninNE, if the rest of the country hates the Patriots so much, why do they have so many players named to the ProBowl? After all, according to you it's a popularity contest.
"Old and tired Patriots"? Obviously, you didn't see yesterday's game. They looked totally wired, ferocious and beat up on the Fins.
Are you Patriots fans so narrow-minded and ignorant that you don't see younger players running away from such wonderful human beings as, let's say, Rodney Harrison? Did you even watch the entire game? By the way, there's another crappy person!
What makes Tom Brady's character so wonderful? Sure, if all you listen to or read is crap from New England. Broaden your horizons and see that there are stories and facts about him that do not make him out to be Jesus the way you people do. And don't forget, he couldn't give two craps about any of you either, so defend him all you want... he could care less about you.
And, as usual and shallow as you guys always are, just because he dates a supermodel, that means he's "all that". She's a whiny bag of bones anyway, which, I suppose, is a good fit for Brady, since he's a whiner too.
You still haven't told us WHY you think Brady is a bad seed. You know, it's called substantiating your claims.
I guess Tom Brady's a selfish, awful human being because earlier this year, he went on an eight-day trip to Ghana and Uganda, visiting health clinics and schools and speaking out about poverty and the AIDS epidemic there.
He also contributes to Active Force Foundation, which engineers, designs and provides adaptive sports equipment to people with physical disabilities. In addition to working with the Starlight Children’s Foundation of New England, he's a member of the ONE Campaign, dedicated to encouraging Americans to lobby Congress for a 1% budget increase in humanitarian aid to the developing world.
Oh, and that "whiny bag of bones" supermodel also does plenty of charity work.
See, these are called facts.
"And don't forget, he couldn't give two craps about any of you either, so defend him all you want... he could care less about you."
This statement applies to every pro athlete in the world. No one said Brady cares about us — I have no idea what he thinks, and I don't care anyway. I'm just a fan of his team.
"Sure, if all you listen to or read is crap from New England. "
Everyone, Giantsfaninne now has proved to us all, that Sports Illustrated is based on stuff only from New England.
Oh, and the NY Times....and NBC...and CBS.....yeah, pretty much all of those.
Poor Giants Fan stuck in New England,
How's your sphincter? You've been getting your ass handed to you all day and night. I almost feel bad for you. But how the hell can you say Tom Brady or Rodney Harrison's a crappy person? Do you know these guys? If so, how? I'm not sure if you know that who they are on the football field and who they are off the gridiron are two different people. I'll tell you what. They're not perfect.
Harrison did HGH and he's got the reputation for being a dirty player. But doing a drug doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad person. It means you've got a bad problem. HGH is normally taken to recover from injuries, which Rodney had some serious ones such as a torn ACL, MCL and PCL in one knee. I believe He also fractured his shoulder blade. Hell, I'd probably take some too if it meant the difference between ending a career and doing something I loved.
Harrison also has a reputation for a dirty player, but he also has a reputation for being an aggressive player. From what I've seen, he's more aggression and with my own eyes I honestly haven't seen too many cheap shots.
Brady knocked up Moynihan and probably isn't the greatest father in the world because of his life style, but how many of these NFL players are great parents? Not the great ones. They're too into their work and hardly ever leave the office.
Have either of them been in trouble with the law? Been caught drunk driving, involved in gangs, shootings, or tortured and murdered dogs? The answer is no they have not. Look at the rest of the NFL, i.e. Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, and the greatest moron of them all Michael Vick.
Nuff said.
GO Patriots!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!
...and if Michael Vick was a Patriot, the fans would've made excuses for his dog fighting. They make excuses for everything else.
Nah, you're completely wrong.
To be honest, when spygate came out, no one was really defending Belichick over here....including myself. We all were pretty ashamed, and thought there was no excuse.
But then it all blew over, and save for the idiots on here who can't let it go (Roger Goodell and the rest of the NFL not included) and Don Shula, everyone went back to supporting their team when they realized it really wasn't such a big deal.
And dog-fighting is a bit different than video taping. Comparing the two and saying we'd do equally for the other is completely illogical.
I totally agree with Dude. Nobody here was proud of Spygate. In fact, I thought it was an embarrassing thing that happened to an otherwise great franchise.
But what I don't believe Spygate was was a major cheating scandal. Filming other team's signals goes on in baseball and was not against the rules in the NFL until just before the '07 season. Filming a few minutes of one quarter of the first game of the season from the opposite side of the field was against the rules. But did the Pats get an advantage out of it? I doubt it. Especially when you consider that all NFL teams can and do film other teams from up above or from any other position in the stadium. Like Charlie Weiss said, the game also moves too quickly for teams to decipher other teams signals and immediately identify which defensive schemes. This info is used for future planning and the Pats didn't get much of that. The whole thing was much ado about nothing. If the Commissioner felt the Patriots cheated, he would have said so and he didn't.
Go Patriots!! Kill them all and go after their children!!
First of all, Chip Dawg agrees with Dude... wow... what a shock!
However, everybody speculates on both sides of the issue, whether the filming did or didn't benefit the Patriots. There are arguments both ways, but the fact remains that no one really knows. No one knows what was gained or not. In this forum, I surely doubt that anyone can say conclusively, since analysts and specialists can't either. Even though I hate the Patriots with every fiber of my being, the issue is dead and buried. They were found out, fined, and the issue should be over.
"the issue is dead and buried. They were found out, fined, and the issue should be over."
OMG, GiantsfaninNE, for once we agree.
I was also embarrassed and angry at the Pats when they were caught breaking the rules in Week 1. It was just so stupid, because that's the last team that would need that kind of advantage.
It's pretty clear, however, that the fallout over Spygate is the prime motivating factor for them to go undefeated. Without it, they may not be 15-0 right now.
GiantsFan,
I actually agree with you too, believe it or not on two things. 1) We don't really know how much info was obstained and probably never will. And 2) the issue should be over, but the haters and whiners won't let it be. It's ok. They can want an asterisk here, an asterisk there, a fine here, a suspension there. It's all good. That silly talk only encourages the Patriots to continue the march into the record books.
Just stepping out of the swing of things for a bit...
Giantsfan, I am pretty happy to know you are a Hater with a brain. Your hate is now almost justified in my opinion, because any Hater who insists on Spygate being a big factor in the Patriots' wins this year deserves no respect. Like you said, it's done and over with. They got punished. Hate them for any reason, but not because of that. It's rather stupid.
HATER IN CHIEF, YOUR ARTICLES ARE NOW INVALID.
We can continue our banter of relentless and ultimately pointless arguments now. I just wanted to commend you. :)
Dude,
I'd be careful calling Giantsfan someone with a brain. He might have some gray matter up there, but the fact that he hates the "Patriots with every fiber of my being" is a little disturbing. Hatred like that should be reserved for your ex-wife who has not only taken your house and your kids, but also kicked you in the nuts while you are down - not an NFL football team.
I didn't scroll through all 90 posts, but we all need to acknowledge one thing.
The Colts were banged up in that first game. Fine.
We, however, were penalized 120+ yards, and gave up a 70 yard TD on a checkdown before halftime.
Crowd noise, as usual at the dome, was an issue.
But not ANYWHERE NEAR the issue that Dwight Fucking Freeney was. That guy was up Brady's ass all day and singlehandedly ended 3-5 drives either by sacks, pressures, or making Matt Light false start or hold.
Once we went to max protect in the second half, he wasn't as disruptive and we freed up some time for Tom to throw the ball.
Not having Freeney is a big issue considering that Dungy's method of beating us is this: Drop seven and sustain reasonable pressure with a 4-man front. They were able to do that with their crowd and Freeney.
It won't be as easy in our house. Plus Mathis is hurt too.
- JC
Providence RI
Wow... you like me, you really like me! Well, the jury's still out for Chip Dawg, but I see his point.
By the way, I'm not a dude, I'm a woman. I grew up in Massachusetts, watching the NY Giants with my father for many years. He was always a Giants fan, and I bred another one.. he is 20 yrs old. My greatest memories of loving the game of football belong to Sundays watching with my dad. He passed away 5 years ago, and that year my son and I went to Draft Day at Giants Stadium. I had never been there, and to stand in the end zone and look up at the stands was so inspiring.
Anyway, I digress, I have run into many MANY Patriots fans who just diss me because I won't follow their team. Everyone has a story about who and why they follow their favorites. This week, being a Giants fan in New England is a little more difficult, but I've learned to ignore most of the comments, although, one day at the mall I had a Colts sweatshirt on and somebody spit at me. LOL
Ahahahaha, oh god, that sucks.
Personally, when I go to the games at Gilette, and I see a lonely Jets or Ravens/other team jersey amongst the crowds of Patriot ones, I feel really bad.
Call me unusually emotional, but my heart goes out to 'em.
....not that I would mind if the Patriots blew out their team, though. I'm just the one there after to slap 'em a high-five and say, "Next time, dude, next time."
By the way, my man JC up there- you got a serious argument going on. That thing has been brooding in me ever since we won that game on Nov. 4.
"I have run into many MANY Patriots fans who just diss me because I won't follow their team."
I couldn't care less what team you root for, GiantsfaninNE. But when you make outlandish charges against a person's character — no matter what team they play for — you need to back them up with facts. That's my issue.
Anyway, they replayed the Pats-Colts game from earlier this year on the NFL Network last night. The Colts played a lot tougher than I remembered, I must admit. However, if they meet again in the playoffs, there's no way the Pats will give up anywhere near the penalty yards they did the first go around. And it's doubtful the refs will make as many bonehead calls against the Pats, too.
Plus, as stated earlier, Freeney is gone, and we have home field. The wild card could be Marvin Harrison. If he does return, how effective will he be?
I don't think it's likely that the "Hatriots" have all that pressure on themselves in playoffs, in case they finish the regular season undefeated. I think that they are where they are right now, because they're NOT thinking they're going to lose during a game. Actually, I think that they're not even being overwhelmed by the need of winning a game (it would be the most stupid thing to start thinking they could lose, when they've got this far). A lot of Hatriots' offensive drives just prove that it seems impossible to stop them (it's not impossible, just doesn't seem otherwise). In summary, I think it's very likely that they will repeat as Super Bowl cahmpions this season, and if they fail, it sure won't be because they were under all that "pressure" =)
to HIC: thanks for finally giving in to the will of the football gods.
There will not be so tremendous pressure to win the SB, except from Moss and Seau. I think the Pats locker room feels more inclined to want to win one for them than for the pressure the press will be putting on them.
I wonder if there's going to be a problem again when they want to be introduced as a team again instead of individually at the Super Bowl...
There is not doubt this team can carry the day. And I love it that people are getting in line to hate. I got the new sweatshirt at the store the other day, you know the blue one with the old school logo. I love the way folks on the street just sneer at it and me. Maybe it's just that I'm a big man with a big love for the game and my great team and they can't stand the fact that their team can't compete and they can't afford to upgrade that ratty old shirt while I do like my favorite coach and take scissors to the store so I can cut the sleeves of a brand new shirt.
All 4 now
Patty....
where do you live that folks on the street are sneering at a Patriots sweatshirt? Every other person here in New England has one. I'm getting sneers this week for my Giants coat, hat, shirts, decals on my car, etc., but I expect that.
GiantsfaninNE said:
I'm getting sneers this week for my Giants coat, hat, shirts, decals on my car, etc., but I expect that.
Those aren't sneers, they are the slightly uncomfortable glances of pity.
Well, Snerdy, thankfully I don't care what the narrow-minded people around here think of me OR my team.
The feeling is mutual.
I'm so happy to find a blog so closely aligned with my own point of view.
Keep up the great work!
Love,
Ms. Patsie Asterisk
Giants game tomorrow- winning numbah 16.
I'm excited.
Ms Patsie Asterisk,
I guess since this blog is closely aligned with your point of view that you must be one of the haters of the Patriot Dynasty. I'm sorry. Are you by chance a soccer-mom who feels they are cheaters like Barry Bonds and so you wish to have an asterisk next to their Superbowl titles?? I'll bet they offended you when they ran up the score on lovable old Joe Gibbs and his Redskins? Did they shock you when they scored all those points on the Buffalo Bills or the Miami Dolphins?
If the answer to all these questions is yes, then...Oh well, isn't that too fu#@ing bad!! Take your kids! Hide them!! We want blood!!! After we kill the NY Giants, we're coming for your children too!! We want your first born!!
Go Patriots!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!
Hahahahahaha . .
This. Site. ROCKS.
Puts a smile on this Pats fans face.
I'm gonna come back here everyday to see the bitter, sad rationalization you'll make up next.
You're dreams are not going to come true, and ever week you're realizing this more and more. Go back and read the HOPE on this site for "King Manning" coming to town . .
Hahahahahaha . .
Your tears taste sweet.
The fact is, you hate the Pats because they're ALREADY the greatest dynasty in NFL history pre-2007 season. Now they're just wiping the floor with your favorite team/athlete because you DARED to call them anything different.
And I LOVE it.
Shattered records. 16-0. Superbowl Champions AGAIN.
Videotape that you sad, sad, losers.
:)
Happy Saturday.
Like most Patriots fans, you idiots have them already winning everything. IF you were any kind of football fans, you would realize that any team, on any given day, as circumstances occur, can win a game. If Brady goes out with a concussion during the first series, do you think they will still win? Do you think Matt Cassell will drive them to victory? Injuries happen, and circumstances happen that can boost another team to victory, and, if you had any knowledge of the history of the game, you would know that.
For all intents and purposes, the Patriots should win tomorrow. But being cocky a@@holes and calling everyone else "jealous" just because they don't happen to like the Patriots, makes you look like bandwagoners and idiots.
"Do you think Matt Cassell will drive them to victory?"
Over Eli? Most definitely.
Aha, I see Giantsfaninne, being the classless, bitter and jealous loser that she is, is still wishing an injury on Brady. At least she agrees that would be the only way her lame team would have even a chance.
As usual, someone named "Anonymous" so they can't be called out, misreads what I said and puts a negative spin on it. Being called classless by someone like you is a compliment.
for the love of all things holy why oh why do we have to watch the Patties get this honor.
Dear Giants...anything you can do here would be appreciated.
SAVE ME from being on vacation on some tropical ile and listening to the tale of the sports city of the millenium
OMG GUYS, WE BROKE 100 COMMENTS!
Sorry, delayed cause my computer got smashed. :)
Anywaayyyysss.....Patriots fans, in my opinion, I won't be happy until we beat the Jaguars. I got a feeling those guys will be completely all over our defense.
Yes, our defense is getting old. And, even though something tells me they're playing this well through their age cause it's their last run, Jones-Drew will run here and there across our field. It will be HARD. We might not win.
But right now, our only hope is that the Steelers will beat them. :)
Peace out. Go Pats.
Giantsfaninne:
I gotta give props to your team. They played tough tonight.
Congrats to the Pats. 16-0, baby.
16 and OH! Another rewrite of the books!
Hunka-hunka Tom Brady! Malcontent my a$$ Randy Mo$$! Rodney, you get a time out. Save it for another day.
Sorry, but every single goddamn stupid whiny little hater on this site got shut down like a little bitch.
16-0.
Waitaminute......oh yeah. I think that means
PERFECTION.
Damn....
The Giants defense made our O-Line look pedestrian!
I LOVE that teams with nothing to lose or gain have continuously honed this knife on its lethal puncture wound into the record books!
Thanks guys for keeping us sharp!
The Giants played a HELL of a lot better than I expected. They came up short, in one part, thanks to our idiot offensive coordinator and his Mike Martz-like clock management.
I'm glad the Giants gave it their all. At least it shows they care and maybe will put them into the playoffs with some life. I guess I'll see that on Saturday.
To Anonymous on the tropical isle, you should live in New England. You think YOU have to listen to this crap. It's downright sickening here with the local media. In any case, I just shut them off.. I have all year, why would I stop now?
"In any case, I just shut them off."
Then how do you know what they're talking about. Obviously, you listen to the New England media constantly, otherwise you wouldn't be complaining about them.
What a FU#@ing game last night!! GiantsFreakinNE, your team played VERY, VERY well. Congrats! There was one sequence during the 4th period with the Giants up 28-23 that I thought Eli let the pressure get to him. There was a muffed snap and then you can see him bitching at himself out loud. Then the Patriots D stopped the Giants and the relentless offense of New England offense took over.
But how about that Brady pass to Moss to break the record!! Fucking unbelievable!! I don't think they get better than that.
Dude,
I wouldn't worry about the Jacksonville Jaguars. Our team has stopped the run before (Pittsburgh and even last night when we had to) and we'll stop it again. Jacksonville's defense, from what I've heard, is pretty porous and it doesn't seem to be the type that can stop the Pats.
Although all the playoff teams are good, the Colts appear to be the one that matches up the best against us. Their secondary is very fast. However, if they cannot generate a good pass rush with Freeney out and Mathis hurt, the Colts are toast. The Patriot receivers are simply too fast (unlike last year) and get open too easily. How many 3rd and longs did they convert last night??
But anyways,
GO PATRIOTS!!! ONE GAME AT A TIME FOR NFL HISTORY!! 17-0 NO RETREAT!! NO SURRENDER!!
Chip, you got a good point, but Maurice Jones-Drew?
I dunno.....
I think we'll be fine against the Colts. They couldn't hold a leading ten-point score, and I doubt anyone would forget the humiliating loss in January.
One more thing to everyone- the Pats' O-line was not completely at fault. Two of Brady's first string O-line starters, Neal and Kazcur, were out of that game! So Brady had TWO second-string players on his O-line- not very comforting to a quarterback of his caliber used to being protected. I think that's the main reason why the Giants were able to get two sacks on Brady and put pressure.
Oh and I feel so bad for Cofflin. What kind of idiot coach risks his starting center and then gets him completely injured?! O_o
Hey guys! Where'd ya go! There are haters out here who need you!
Please post an update on your site. I've been a Patriots Hater since the battle of the theme songs in Super Bowl XX. That's over 20 years of guzzling the Haterade.
New England was caught cheating, therefore they are Cheaters. It doesn't matter if everyone else was doing it, they were caught. They and their cheating season deserve that asterisk. Cheaters never quit, they just find new ways to cheat. I can't believe how nice the media has been to New England. It's appalling to me, particularly with how steroids is handled in the MLB.
Here's to anybody but the New England Patriots -- excuse me, the New England Asterisks -- winning the Super Bowl.
Ahhhhhh, the good old smell of fresh illogical arguments in the morning.....
Don't worry... all the haters are still here!
Let's just shoot for a nice one and out for the Patriots post-season play. That way we don't have to look at them and listen to how "wonderful" they all are.
Oh yeah, here's a tidbit of information. Every team in the NFL wears Sean Taylor's 21 on their helmets, but the Patriots didn't. Nice! Let's hope Sean Taylor's spirit comes to haunt them!
"Oh yeah, here's a tidbit of information. Every team in the NFL wears Sean Taylor's 21 on their helmets, but the Patriots didn't. Nice! Let's hope Sean Taylor's spirit comes to haunt them".
Alright listen to some well-researched information.
The Patriots wore the 21 for a week, just like any other NFL team did to honor ST's memory. Then, however, they had no obligation to wear it, because they already had a #91 for ther dead liner Marquise Hill, and for chrissake, ST was a great guy but he didn't play for the entire NFL. It is not required that the team wear the number, especially since the man had no real intrinsic value to the Patriot organization, or any other NFL organization besides that of the Skins.
And, has it every occurred to you that if players have played before with ST, they will wear his number? I know it's hard, but not every player has played with ST, and most don't even know the guy at face value.
Sorry, but that's the truth.
Nobody has had more death and tragedy than the Broncos have had in the past year, and they seem to "find it in their heart" to also put ST's number on their helmet, along with their lost teammates.
Whether you know the guy or not, it's just common decency. Of course, that has never been one of the Patriots' qualities anyway.
...They still frigging wore it during that one week, when it was necessary. After that, really, I don't see the point. No one cared enough to make a statement of it. And I don't think ST would be so high and mighty even in death to demand that everyone put his number on their helmet.
Giants Fan in NE,
Stay off the crack. You sound so pathetic saying "Let's just shoot for a nice one and out for the Patriots post-season play. That way we don't have to look at them and listen to how "wonderful" they all are.
Newsflash: You have zero impact on the future of the Patriots. Last I checked, Chicks can only be Cheerleaders, so stay on the sidelines and maybe show off your cans. Then maybe, you might make an impact. However, if you look like most Giant fans, I doubt it. Brady may lose his lunch.
Here's another doozy from Giantville:
"Every team in the NFL wears Sean Taylor's 21 on their helmets, but the Patriots didn't. Nice! Let's hope Sean Taylor's spirit comes to haunt them!"
Giant's fan, seriously, how old are you? Did you know, did you know, that ghosts don't exist? Also, hope is all the Haters have that the Patriots lose. On the other hand, for once, Patriot Fans have confidence their team will win even when they're down by, oh say 12 points. These are great times!!
No prisoners!! No Mercy!!
I have to agree with you Chip Dawg, in that I have absolutely no impact on the future of the Patriots. However, neither do you. They could careless about their fan base. They are selfish and arrogant and, like most athletes, are only in it for the money.
Let's see you keep flapping your gums when they don't make it to the Super Bowl. I believe it was on WEEI, Boston sports radio, that said "if they go undefeated and don't win the Super Bowl, it's like going to the prom with a hot chick and then finding out it's your sister."
Why are you listening to WEEI if the Boston media is so arrogant about the Patriots, Giantsfreak? You keep saying that Patriots fans shouldn't be coming here, yet you're doing the same. Sounds like you're, I don't know, a HYPOCRITE?
Oh, and I'm sure the Giants give a rat's ass about you.
"They are selfish and arrogant..."
You keep saying this but, again, offer no facts to back it up. Quite lame and boring.
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen, idiot, if I want to listen to sports radio WEEI is the only one that comes in. I don't have Sirius or HDRadio in my car, thus, now and then, I listen to WEEI. Most of the time they are too sappy, like most Patriots fans. I do listen all the other times of the year though.
Of course the Giants don't give a rats ass about their fans. If you could read, you would've seen that I said "the Patriots, like most athletes, are only in it for the money". I see you only read what you want to read. How come that doesn't surprise me.
"Idiot"? Who are you, Lou Abbott? Getting a little grumpy, Giantsfreak? Why? Oh yeah, because the Pats rule the nation and your team sucks.
WEEI is the only sports radio show you get? I would invest in a new antennae for your car. Or, you could just turn the dial.
"I see you only read what you want to read."
Boy, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!
"Do you also frequent Patriots.com or do you only go to negative sites to defend the Pats?"
Why would I have to go to Patriots.com to defend my team? Here is where the great Patriots fan warriors like myself are needed.
And it's working. Have you noticed how we're taken over this forum? Hahahahahaha!!!!! Boy, that must really ruin your day, you miserable wench!
Now go make some cookies.
So, taking over this forum is your idea of accomplishment? Okay.....I think baking cookies would be a step up!
Yeah it is, bitch.
Mwahahahahahhahahahahaha.....
Your cookies suck.
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