Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Truth is Stranger than Fiction: Moynahan Masks

New York (INEPT) - Who said New Yorkers weren't innovative? Brought to you by the wacky radio folks over at Q 104.3 (click here to send Jim and Shelli a message!), a mask to cut out and wear to the SuperBore:

Moynahan Mask: Creepy

Cut one out, put it on, and get old Tommy thinking about all the wrong things during the famous game. Like child care, running out of cash at the condom store, and those empty unloving Bridget eyes.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a message for Jim and Shelli alright: "Wear those masks and make fools of yourselves if you want. But quit kidding your audience; deep down, you know your team can't beat the Patriots."


7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:07 AM  
Anonymous LOL said...

Absolutely PATHETIC.

Didn't it occur to you guys Brady and her broke up MORE than a year ago?

I know it's hard to believe, but Brady, like the grown adult that you guys will never be, has MOVED.ON.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Grown Adults Abound in NE said...

New England fans will accept and approve of anything provided they can brag and brag forever about their teams, yet insist that the Yankees are awful for the same reasons.

Tom Brady certainly has moved on. He has ditched his pregnant girlfriend for a model. GO PATS WHOOOO!

11:47 AM  
Anonymous God, Stupid Haters! said...

And Haters will most definitely find little things that have NOTHING to do with football to bitch about like little teenage acne-faced girls!

(See above for example)

12:07 PM  
Anonymous SRD's Girlfriend said...

From our very own SRD earlier on this year:

"Patriots don't have much steam left. Look for them to lose early in the playoffs. Take away their passing game and any team that has a decent running game and defense is going to smack them around.

Colts are a better team, by the way, and will most certainly beat the patriots in the playoffs. They will be healthy and addai runs all over them in shitty weather. Only concern is a missing freeney to pressure popped-collar fagboy (which, in contrast to whoever said it above, WAS the style about 3 years ago [the only ones who do it these days are ACTUAL gay guys]). I hope those patriots go 16-0, because then they will be remembered as "the other team to go 16-0, but didn't win the superbowl, who also cheated in the regular season""


1:16 PM  
Anonymous SRD's Girlfriend said...

(I'm a Pats fan, btw....oh and Chip, you sound wicked hot...)

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chip sounds about as hot as an ashtray.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous bandwagon's getting full said...

Hater in Chief--

While I enjoy your work very much, I feel you missed the mark with the masks we should wear. My vote is for a billy goat mask, for Tom loves them farm animals almost as much as he loves his internet porn (see GQ). Billy could be his kryptonite, his Jessica Simpson. Or, if you just want to plain old scare the crap out of him, wear a Peyton or Eli mask. Tom has just as checkered a history with the Mannings as he does with billy goats.

Thank you, Hater in Chief, for your time. And, Chip Dawg is a dumbass.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A checkered history with the Mannings, eh?

Brady's record against Peyton: 7-3
Brady's record against Eli: 1-0*

There's always room in this so called "bandwagon" for you if you ever wish to surrender.

*Caught breaking all-time records


4:02 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

So....Brady holding a goat in GQ has what, exactly, to do with his ability to break records and win an NFL MVP award....oh and two other SB MVP awards....and lead his team to a victory season of 18-0???

PatsandSeahawks guy, why in the world don't you just use that as your posting name? Not that it's any of my business, I was just wondering.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pats Fan, I wish I could, but I don't know how. If I don't post a comment as "Anonymous", I have to either get an account on Google, or provide a URL, of which I have neither. So I'm stuck with putting the name I chose at the end of every post. And it's working; you just referred to me by that name, which is what I hoped everyone here would eventually do.


6:36 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Uh, why don't you just click "nickname", cause that's what I do and I don't have a Google account...

But I heard they're good, so get one! :)

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Patty "Next, please" Pat said...

I'd like to flag this post as lame. HIC - PLease remove this post and try again. Besides, the link to your picture is broken.

BTW - pns: he's right use the nickname button. the url field is optional. And why you pumping the Skwawks, any way? "We'll take the ball and we're gonna score!"

10:25 AM  
Anonymous patsandseahawks said...

Thanks Patty. I didn't know the URL was optional.

Why? Because I live in Washington. Because the Seahawks have the best stadium in the NFL. Because the Seahawks have four division titles in a row. Only two other teams have done that: the Patriots and the Colts. How about that!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

You know, Seahawks (Yay, that's your name now!) Matt Hasselback graduated from Xaverian Brothers High in Westwood about THAT?! :)

He came from Patriot Nation! I like the Hawks btw, they're pretty sweet....

2:01 PM  

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