Friday, January 11, 2008

Jaguar Playoff T-shirt: Now Available

Madison (INEPT) - What better way to get ready for the Jaguar win this weekend than a special-edition, limited availability Jaguar Playoff T-shirt?

Jaguar Playoff Tee

Presented to you in beautiful Jaguar black and gold, this T-shirt says it all when it comes to this weekend's game. In an odd way, the Tee commemorates the fine season the Hatriots will have had after the weekend is over. They will be the only team in football history to have gone 16-1. Congratulations, Bill Belicheat, Tom 'Fraidy, and company: you made history!

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Blogger Chip Dawg said...

Ok, where do I place my order? I understand that next week before the Patriots win the AFC Championship I'll have to also get the 17-1 T-Shirt and before the Pats dominate the Superbowl my 18-1 T-Shirt. But really, I have no problem throwing money away. The US economy is just so strong these days that we all have money to burn. Let's go Hater-imbeciles!! Order your Dipshit and Loser T-shirts!! I'm sure Maureen, GiantsFraud, SRD and the countless Anonymous Haters have already placed their orders!! Join them today and waste your money!! Yeah Johnny!!

Go Patriots!! Skin da Putty Tatums!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!

11:10 AM  
Blogger Nathan said...

Funny how people hate the winners because their team is not winning.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous PatriotsReign said...

Well, this will certainly be an interesting place to visit after Saturday night's game.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous drew said...

This blog is hilarious - keep up the good work. As a lifelong Patriots fan, I initially thought that I'd take offense to this blog but to my surprise it is genuinely entertaining.

Go Patriots 19-0

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At what time on Sunday will you begin to offer 17-1, Charges T-Shirts?

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hate the Patriots like Colbert hates the liberal media.....that is NOT. Denial aint just a river in Egypt. Your Brady jersey will be delivered in 7-10 days.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fellow Pats fans. Are we in their heads or what? This site is can't be on the level though.....can it? Can people REALLY have this much of an inferiority complex? Something doesn't add up......

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

I think this site IS written by a Pats fan. The REAL haters aren't funny and can't spell.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all you patsy lovers..the hate is real all the way up here in Maine. I have been a hater for years and have come up with a t-shirt 3 years ago that will be more popular than the yankee hater hats.Back than it was just a joke for my poor patty loving brothers but now is the time to show the hate to the rest of the nation. I hope to find a local t shirt company to mass produce these that can be worn for years to come by haters all over the world.Lets all hope for the best and let someone put the smack down on "Fraidy" and pay the fine to keep his mouth shut.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

Um, "Fraidy?" You really need to try harder than that, son. Quite lame.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

Great stuff're cracking me up. I'm not going to insult Maine, I've spent time there and it's a beautiful state (Except for YOUR yahd I'm guessing - by the way, my Jeep needs a new front axle. Could you please mow your lawn?

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Patty lover when the Pats franchise is as dominanting as the Dallas Cowboys then maybe they can be America's Team.....NOT. Comparing apples to apples the Cowboys franchise is far more appealing of a team then the cheaters will ever be. The name will live on forever like the blacksox.....LOL come on Jaguars Let My PHD in football show the way

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

A----nous, we don't want to be America's team. The Patriots belong to New England (Well , 99.999 percent of it aparently), no one else. In the words of Peter Griffin - "Screw YOU guys".

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

Gotta sign off, the wife told me to grow up. Meet you back here at midnight tomorrow if you want....

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Patriots Maine Hater said...

Sorry you want to claim the Patriots.But according to the survey the have about hating the pattties...some alot more than life itself and people actually like them (lol) there seems to be alot of haters in new england well around 93 % in Mass. alone

4:02 PM  
Blogger Patriots Maine Hater said...

K Teddy see you around 12 need someone else to pick on after the great upset that going to happen in Foxborough. My brother wont talk to me for a couple days after they lose. Just like last year when I bet a dollar on New England to win over damn dollar I ever lost.I thought of making a comment about you having to leave cuz momma said so but im sure she has her reasons, right?

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is going to be hilarious.

Watching all these Haters come up after the wins and say "Well...get your 19-1 shirts in preparation for next year!"



6:15 PM  
Anonymous dolfanatic said...

I am a life long hater from the sorry state of assachusetts new to this site and I'm lovin it you guys got all these patsy fans panties in a bunch.. anyway did anyone else see brady with his ol ladys poodle in his pink man purse TRUE STORY check out from 1/10 or 1/11 WHAT A FAG he thinks he's paris hilton gotta puke now talk at ya latter

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who started this blog, some dirtball from a city or state with a really crappy NFL team?? Hey, when was the last time the Jets one a Championship??? Oh ya, in the 60's. How about the Giants?? 1990? That was almost 20 yrs. ago! Great loss to the Ravens though??? Good job guys, keep up the bad work!

3:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jets can K-E-E-P...keep, keep, keep... Eric Manjudas!!! Take our sloppy seconds. He did a great coaching job for your this year. The Pats were 16-0, no * is needed, because Roger Goodell even stated no cheating was found to have taken place! Only cheating going on was in NY...see Andy & Roger.

NYC is such a dump that it makes Mogadishu look like a vacation spot! What a waste of a city. If I was an Native American I'd be pissed at what they did to my land on that spot!

3:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, don't be mad Jets fans that your WR # 87 (L. Coles) was touched as a kid. Maybe that's why he is affraid to touch balls that are being thrown at him??? Randy Moss obviously wasn't fiddled around with huh???

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I just hear the news right that said that on the Jaguars' site, they had an asterisk next to the Patriots record, and it had to be removed because Patriots fans sent emails complaining and whining? What a bunch of babies! If anybody tries to put anything even REMOTELY anti-Gaytriot on their site, they bounce you out of it. The Jaguars have every right to use whatever motivation tool they want on their own website. Now the Patriots' fans think they can control EVERYBODY'S site? They are SUCH massholes!

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Patty "order me up a can of that whoop-ass" Pat said...

Only ones the Jags are motivating are Billy's Boys. Remember that craphead kid from Pittsburgh who made that stupid-ass remark? No? Well, no one's going to remember the Jags after this weekend, either. Pats, though, this will be remembered.

And wow, a Maineiac who doesn't like the Pats - wow! You're just a complete twit, eh? How about the Mariners? Or the USM? If you ain't got the home team, you ain't got nothing. I'm from Brunswick (originally a Buckeye [yeah, I know, but go Buckeyes and go rowns anyway] and now I live in Orygun [a Beaver man all the way, GOD I LOVE BEAVER! Go Blazers and, well, sure I guess the Skwawks could use a V also, but they're kinda far away...]) and let me tell you, we were all Patriots playing snow football at the navy housing over by Bowdoin College back in '78. My point, for those too stupid to figure it out: if you're from New England and hate the Patriots, then you should just shut up. You don't deserve a voice, because you couldn't stick with them through the woeful years. Heck, I'm thinking that Chertoff should be tapping your phone, because you're anti-patriot and probably anti-America because you hate your home team and probably belong in jail as some type of al-kayda loving, terrorist hugging, european communist kissing oxygen thief.

Don't even get me started about how I came to love the Eagles and Flyers. [Ain't I allowed to love an NFC team?] I'd probably be easier just to push you down and laugh at you for being a weak kneed, weak minded, weak-willed weakling. Support your home team, bitch.

But above all, love the game.

And to all my Patriot brothers and sisters out there, thanks for helping us take over this site. I just found it a few months ago and decided that I love it!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Patty "love that Romeo Crennell" Pat said...

Go Browns, dammit!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no law that says you have to root for the home team. If you have a satellite dish or cable (which I'm not sure you do) you can watch whoever you want, from whatever part of the country you want. It's not the 1960s when all you got was the home team. It doesn't make you anti-American. In fact, it makes you more well-rounded.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Patriots Maine Hater said...

Nice comment dont have to love the home team but you should be a band wagon jumper like the patty lover is. I have been a die hard cowboys fan since 75 and have been though ups and downs with them...more ups than the patties.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Patty "lick my bandwagon balls" Pat said...

17 - 0. Get your tee shirts here.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you didn't make a lot of those 16-1 tee shirts. Maybe you can make up a 17-1 tee shirt, but I wouldn't make a lot of those either....GO PATS

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Patty "bite my Patriot loving ass" Pat said...

Didn't deny any of it, eh? I got your IP adress, there Fidel.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Chip Dawg said...

17-0 Baby!!! I hope a whole shitload of you stupid sonsabitches paid for that T-Shirt and now you can't shake the feeling that you've been fucked!

Once again the New England Spartans did more than hold at the Hot Gates of Gillette Stadium. They went on the attack and crushed Garrard, Jones-Nancy Drew and the rest of their posse when it counted!! Rodney "The Assassin" Harrison did an outstanding job of pissing off the Soccer Moms as he layeth the smacketh down!! Some nice late hits and an INT and almost another pick in the end zone!! People may not like Harrison, but secretly everyone wants a Stalker like him on their team. Hopefully he'll murder either Harrison or Wayne or Chris Chambers next. Right now, I want him to go after the Jaguars' Children.

SO. Phase 1 of the Gauntlet has been destroyed, and so much for that Moss Distortion Factor!! Moss had one catch and we still won!! Yeah Baby!! Welker fucking rules even if he did drop that one sure first down, which probably would have led to a TD.

Phase 2 is next and it will probably be the toughest. The Patriot Defense has GOT to play better. Gostkowski has GOT to make those field goals.

Indianapolis, are you there?? We haven't forgotten about last year. I expect the Colts to win tomorrow. I'm just not impressed with Philip Rivers and without Antonio Gates I think he's definitely in trouble. The Colts secondary is too good. However, if the Colts can't contain LT or Michael Turner they're in deep shit.

Patriot!!! Keep up the fire!! No Prisoners!! No Mercy!!

8:24 PM  
Blogger PT said...

Hey Hater in Chef

You should have waited until we lost before you printed those t-shirts dude!


Go Pats!

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Caligula said...

Let them hate so long as they fear.
(Oderint Dum Metuant)

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's absolutely hilarious watching Patriot fans respond on these kinds of boards. the very simple concept that they never seem to understand is that people don't disrespect the Pats because they're good or because they're undefeated.

first off, there have been many great teams over the years, none of which incited this much hatred, and i don't remember any that ever had people talking about asteriks. and second, the Patriots have been good for years, but it was only this year that they had a backlash like this. i know a lot of NFL fans (myself included) who had no problem with the Patriots until this season. why is that?

hmmmm, well, their coach in the past 5 months has revealed himself to be quite possibly the most classless a$$hole the league has ever seen, they're running up the score on teams for absolutely no reason (the worst was doing it against Gibbs, a guy from whom Belichick could take lessons in being a decent human being), and, oh yeah, one minor detail: THEY F*CKING CHEATED!!!

Pats fans never seem to grasp the seriousness of that last one. and you can try to justify it all you want (my favorite is the "everybody does it" line of defense, an NE fan favorite), but the bottom line is that it tarnishes what NE has done. i don't think any sane, unbiased person can disagree that "cheating" = "tarnishing legacy". since when was that not the case? people don't hate Barry Bonds or question his legacy because he's good - it's because he cheated. even NE fans used to grasp this seemingly simple principle until it was their team that got caught.

frankly, i always wanted to see someone go undefeated and equal the 1972 Dolphins feat. i think a lot of NFL fans did. but no one outside of NE who really loves and respects the game wants to see it done like this or by a coach like this or a team like this. there is winning, and there is winning with class... the Patriots have only figured out how to do one of those things. it takes both to gain respect, which is why your team doesn't have any.

but if playing the jealousy card helps NE fans turn a blind eye to reality, i don't blame them - honestly, if i were a NE fan, i'd probably be doing the same thing. and yes, you'll probably go on and be 19-0 and win the Superbowl... but you still won't be respected outside of your bubble, and sadder than that, you'll probably never understand why.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

Maine Potato (You know who you are). This is Tedy. Do something.......

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Tedy said...

you guys are all fags

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Daytona said...

"Pats fans never seem to grasp the seriousness of that last one."


Pats fans AND the rest of the NFL, including Roger Goodell. A.K.A.- people that matter.

Stop your useless bantering. I won't try and defend them against you, cause ultimately it wont change the fact that no one'll put an asterisk next to our names in the history books.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

I guess those shirts are going for five for a dollar now, eh?
As today's SI story points out, the Jags followed the blueprint to beat the Pats to a T, but they still came up short. And of course, after such a dominating performance against the team that supposedly had the tools to beat the Pats, out come the haters with their predictable "classless" comments. They've certainly got nothing else to hang their hats on.
And guess what? It's not a popularity contest! We don't want the Pats to be "America's team." We just want them to be the best, and they are.
Bow to the greatness of Tom Brady, who set the all-time NFL record for completion percentage in a single game.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you Patriot haters can sniff the Patriots jock straps. That's about as close to perfection as you guys will ever get, I don't care who you cheer for, there is no greater team in the NFL today.

HA HA HA HA, Patriots are 17-0 baby.

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


All you cry babies out there. Just deal with the fact that the Patriots are a good team that figures out ways to win. The incident in the Jets game didn't help them beat any of those other teams, it didn't even help them beat the Jets. My hats off to them, they are a good team and good teams win football games.

7:01 AM  
Blogger Nathan said...

Gooooo!!! Patriots

17-0 here we come....

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are all these Patriots fans wasting their time on a hatred site? If they are so in love with that faggot Tom Brady, why don't they go sniff HIS jock strap. I'm sure he, and his little white poodle, would love the attention.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous PatsRuls said...

And that "faggot" is kicking every team's ass. What does that say about them?

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It says that that "faggot" is kicking every team's ass. He's still a faggot. Although, he's also got Randy Moss. Let's not forget that.

3:07 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Stay classy, haters.

Oh and apparently you haven't been watching your football....if you have, you'd see that Moss got only ONE catch during the Jaguar game. With a perfect "Blueprint" against us, meaning double-triple coverage on Moss, the Pats thrashed the Jags.

And to the "Laurence BUSTey" comments, who said we didn't have a running game? He was BALLIN all over the Jags.

Additionally Brady was perfect besides two dropped catches-92.9% completion. Otherwise, pretty nice, M I RITE?

Suck it.

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Pats Fan said...

Stay classy, haters.

Oh and apparently you haven't been watching your football....if you have, you'd see that Moss got only ONE catch during the Jaguar game. With a perfect "Blueprint" against us, meaning double-triple coverage on Moss, the Pats thrashed the Jags.

And to the "Laurence BUSTey" comments, who said we didn't have a running game? He was BALLIN all over the Jags.

Additionally Brady was perfect besides two dropped catches-92.9% completion. Otherwise, pretty nice, M I RITE?

Suck it.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous PatsRule said...

"Although, he's also got Randy Moss. Let's not forget that."
So you're a subscriber to the "Moss Distortion Factor"?
How'd that work out in the Jags game, you moron?

7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's sum it up in just words...The Patriots are still 17-0 and they are still in the hunt for a Super Bowl, and Tom Brady gets some lovely looking ladies, so if that is what being a fag can do for you...sign me up!

8:30 AM  
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8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do these t-shirts fold as easily as all Pats opponents? I'm betting they fold as easily as the yankees.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous pat guy said...


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