Old Man Vinny Signed
INEPT (Columbus) - In a move supported by the AARP, the Hatriots have signed quarterback Vinny Testes-verde.
Vinny: Older Than The Hatriots Thought?
Coach Belichoke explained the move: "We are looking for experience. Sometimes, experience comes at a cost, for example, not being able to walk or even feed yourself. But with good game-planning, Vinny and the rest of us can overcome these minor obstacles."
In related moves, the Hatriots have opened up talks with running back Pheidippides and punter Methuselah.
Vinny: Older Than The Hatriots Thought?
Coach Belichoke explained the move: "We are looking for experience. Sometimes, experience comes at a cost, for example, not being able to walk or even feed yourself. But with good game-planning, Vinny and the rest of us can overcome these minor obstacles."
In related moves, the Hatriots have opened up talks with running back Pheidippides and punter Methuselah.
posted by Hater in Chief at 11:00 AM
4 Comments:
Back in the Stone Age, when Vinny played for the Cleve Brownies and then the Baltimore Jailbirds, my buddy Gillis would yell, "Hey, Vinny, I'm open, I'm open!" from Section 686 of the old Three Rivers Stadium. It still kills me. Vinny was always good for about 7-9 picks a season against the Steelers. Good times.
What could Bellichek have been thinking by signing him? Guess his son isn't the only one smoking dope.
Dear Jody,
Hilarious!
The funny thing is that Vinny can no longer hear very well, and hence is more immune today than ever to the hecklers in the crowd.
- The INEPT Staff
Poor Vinny, he had his best chance with Bill Parcells and the Jets in 1998. He had his best season that year with 29 TD's and 7 int's and played real well in the AFC Championship game. Who knows if
he'll be back at all next season, Uncle Vinny.
what about tom brady? what happened to him
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