Monday, May 07, 2007

Store News: Special T-shirt for New York Jets Fans

New York (INEPT) - In what has to be one of the most unanticipated announcements of the summer, INEPT brings fans of the New York Jets what they have long been clamoring for. Available through the I Hate The New England Patriots Store, INEPT proudly presents the Jets "I Hate Patriots" T-shirt:

Jets Fans Unite!

Enjoy the feeling of cool Jet green on your skin as you express your cold, icy outrage in bold white letters. Buy one now!

Coming soon: Dolphins and Bills Tees.

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Anonymous The Toad said...

First to post

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Personal Products Company said...

To: Hater in Chief

Do you find yourself Blowing all day and night? Can’t find the right size pump for your best friend? Well IM here to help

RE: Product request of Blow up Milking Cow Doll
First the bad news
At this time we don’t have any Blow up Milking Cows but what we do have is.
One of the items you purchased back in January the Lamb Love Doll.

Lamb Love Doll
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Living in the basement of your parents home.
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The duct tape, glue gun and needle & thread to hold your Doll together on Old Miss West are now covering her from stem to stern. The air you blow in to her just don’t cut it anymore, and has made your pleasure with Old Miss West a discomforting one to say the least.

Now for my suggestions that you have requested, we have many new and improved Blow up Dolls/Gals to choose from with air pumps that fit all below.

The good news

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If the other Dolls leave you hungry for some decadent curves, this bootylicious love doll will take you to heaven. Thick in all the right places, she's got a plump butt that's open for business and she can take everything you've got to give -- and still beg for more. She'll be happy to share with you your deepest anal desires.

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Now for the great news.
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Personal Products Company

1:02 PM  
Blogger Richard said...

Wow Toad,

I feel so humbled to be in your presence, I almost feel not worthy.

I see you with all your virtues, being so perfect your holiness.

I see you can do no wrong, I see this because you believe it.

But I also smell something very disturbing has happened in your life.

Maybe your parents have finally told you to move on out because of the dream world you live in.

You are the joke of this site, you can’t use your real name, you’re a very little man.

on the post above
Personal Products Company

1:20 PM  
Blogger AudioGod said...

OK that last The Toad comment was not me. This is my first comment on this post. As I said before, ALL extremely unintelligent posts are NOT me. From now on, I am going to use this Google account. Fuck all you Patriots lovers. You're all sad people if you can't think of anything better to do than use my name for moronic purposes.

- The TOad

7:24 PM  
Blogger AudioGod said...

And Richard, hate to break it to you, but we also have no idea who the hell you are, other than the fact that you're some moron named Richard. Big man telling us all your first name.

7:27 PM  
Blogger The Toad said...

And I just changed my Google nickname so that you will all be sure it's me.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Richard said...

To who ever your pretending to be today and for that matter yesterday. AudioGod, The Toad, Josh Howard, Hater in Chief, Anonymous, The Patriots Suck, roma and the other the toad.

It took you 2 days to come up with that response ?

You are a joke

What a Loser.

Now lets talk about this site, you have a little poll out front. Yesterday there were only 358 votes and to be total honest which you are not you have manipulated the votes by over 3000+ votes today. Your family and friends must be so proud

And now you are acting like an 10 year old with F bombs, grow up buddy and stop acting like a tough guy, because that we no you are not.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Gang-

Can someone e-mail me? I linked to your site this morning, but would love to contact you about giving you some more pub from my site.

Brian Bassett

8:25 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

"The Master in the art of living makes little distinction between his
work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body,
his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He
hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of
excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he
is working or playing. To him he is always doing both."

9:58 AM  
Blogger The Toad said...

Hey Richard, did it ever hit you that maybe I didn't check this site for 2 days? And you're calling me the loser when you're the one on this site every second trying to make your beloved Patriots look good. You're apparently the one with no life. I also am obviously not Hater in Chief or Josh Howard or Roma or anyone else, and I did not manipulate the votes.

10:15 AM  
Blogger The Toad said...

And I have nothing to do with the administration of this site, so how could I manipulate the votes? I don't know Hater in Chief or anyone else, so go take your conspiracy theories elsewhere and stop making yourself look like a moron.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous I HATE THE PACKERS said...

Brett Favre wanted Randy Moss.

Bob Harlan and Ted Thompson you have once again Fucked us.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the Black and Gold version? I'm a Steeler fan stuck in Patsy'rot hell here in NH. Check out my Blitzburgh, NH site Oh, did I mention Tom Brady is gay!!!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Blitzburgh,
Good idea - we will begin work on the design of a Steeltown version of the Hater's T. Black, gold, and full of venom. We love it.
- Hater in Chief
p.s. nice blog.

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

pats own

10:46 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

To Hater in chief, you really ought to get an article about the new cheating scam, where ya been all summer?? If this blog is defunct I'd be glad to take it over for you. I vehemently despise the gatriots and i have some great stuff for this site. here's my recommendations for pat-punishment for the cheating...

This is the punishment they should receive.

1) take away all rings (distribute them to the members of the '01 Rams, '03 Panthers and '04 Eagles,)

2) Forfeit entire 2007 Season, all players suspended without pay and restricted from seeking trades. through the '07 trade deadline.

3) Belichick banned from the league indefinitely.

4) Team to be sold on eBay (you know craft was involved, that's when the winning [read: cheating] started after all).

5) All players who were with the team for any 3 of the last 5 years will be ineligible for HOF consideration and have permanent asterisks affixed to all their statistics.

and one more just for fun...

6) Brady gets slapped and sterilized!

If you like this let me know i can send you more anti-gartiot stuff from variouse rants. email "intellitekgp AT gmail DOT com"

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site! And BTW if you enjoy that Soldier Boy song, you are probably a (capitalization not necessary) patriots fan. Kill yourself. Your opinion does not count!

6:31 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

Actually, it would count, if your opinion counts also.

It's okay. there are centers for people who don't have a life.

Go PATS!!!!!!!

2:03 PM  
Anonymous NE = LOVEEE said...

d000d, hop off the Pats nuts,
there undefeated, & your jealous.
i mean, it's understandable,
they are the hottest thing out there now,
& they don't suck,
thats why there undefeated right?
aha, just hop off & get a life.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous ne rocks said...

yet again, the patriots are undefeated. Well, lets see why aren't you haters replying. Lte me guess. You hatred team just kicked the living hell out of the season.

It makes you feel any better,


5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No team has done what the Pats have done..NO TEAM! I'd like to see this site next year when the Patriots win another superbowl...get off the pats nuts!!! And GO REDSOXS!!!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Jets hate patriots because the patriots are the best team i the world and the jets are trash ..and brady is the moust beatiful coreback in the world ..!

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jets hate patriots for the same damn reasons the rest of the world does...bunch of pretty boys and cheap shot artists and belichek and they win alot.

1:52 PM  

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