Spreading the Hate: We Also Hate the Baltimore Ravens
Cincinnati (INEPT) - The poor reader often asks: Why focus so much of your heartfelt vitriol on the poor New England Hatriots? Why do you hate this one team so much? (see [1] , [2], and [3] for some variants of this question, most with vulgarities included)
Well, dear Reader, it turns out we do hate some other teams as well. One particularly noteworthy object of our execration: The Baltimore Cravens:
Baltimore Cravens Hardhats: Yes, They Actually Sell These
Thus, we find ourselves in a semi-euphoric state after last night's shellacking at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. A flea-flicker that actually worked? And T.J. Whosmyname talking smack ("We are better than Baltimore") and then backing it up? Ouch, that must hurt, Ray "Attempted Murder" Lewis.
So, dear Reader, let us know: Do you too hate the lowly birds of Baltimore? Or is your hatred focused solely on that team from New England?
Well, dear Reader, it turns out we do hate some other teams as well. One particularly noteworthy object of our execration: The Baltimore Cravens:
Baltimore Cravens Hardhats: Yes, They Actually Sell These
Thus, we find ourselves in a semi-euphoric state after last night's shellacking at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. A flea-flicker that actually worked? And T.J. Whosmyname talking smack ("We are better than Baltimore") and then backing it up? Ouch, that must hurt, Ray "Attempted Murder" Lewis.
So, dear Reader, let us know: Do you too hate the lowly birds of Baltimore? Or is your hatred focused solely on that team from New England?
posted by Hater in Chief at 10:21 AM
4 Comments:
I'm not aware of any Michigan QB's on the Ravens. Sure, go along and hate away.
Wow, the first intelligent post on this little atrocity. and as for your earlier comment to another person who commented here, I doubt highly said person was worked in to lather.
and as for ""blathering on about "team philosophy"" 3 names come to mind. Ricky Smokeajoint.
Dante CarnivalCruise and Marcus Breakaleg.. yea I suppose talking of any kind of philosophy would be above a fan of a team that contains or contained such...characters.
and as for ""that is enough for us. Just to get that one response, my friend, is what we live for. Thank you for making our day.""
Tired and cliche.
Dear Hawk,
If you are looking for energetic and original, please find another site. INEPT prides itself on a total lack of enthusiasm and the ability to use cliche in most any posting. Keep up the good fight, sir! And keep on keepin' on. The truth will shine through for you Hawk, one day.
- The INEPT Staff
Eh. I don't like the Ravens. But then again, there are a lot of NFL teams I don't like. However, there is only one team I hate so much it hurts- and that would be our beloved New England Hatriots. I definitely don't like the Ravens, but I don't hate them nearly as much as I hate the Patriots. I want the Giants to beat them so badly, I'll probably be violently ill if that doesn't happen...
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