Friday, March 16, 2007

In Case You Missed It (INEPT) - Check out In Case You Missed It, from our dear friends at SI.

Image isn't everything

The picture raises many questions:
  • Who wears a visor to a baseball game?
  • Why does Billy look so angry? Is it because he forgot his socks?
  • Will anyone let Belichoke outside again without his hooded sweatshirt?
We can't even begin to comment on how sad it is that a football guy makes a little baseball manager look like a big, tough, mean dude. A bad day for football, my friends, a very bad day.

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Anonymous Josh Howard said...

That is a fantastically hilarious picture. He looks like the biggest wimp on the face of the planet. If I didn’t know any better, I would think he was sitting next to Andre ‘The Giant’. I have two theories on why Bill looks so angry; either he is bothered by the gigantic bulge in the front of his shorts or Tony LaRussa’s towering stature reminds him of Peyton Manning.

Nevertheless, I guess Slick Willie has found some spare time to catch some exciting ‘baseball action’ all while scouting injury plagued free-agent goobs like Donte’ Stallworth and Kelley Washington. Looks like another busy off-season for the dictator.

As for the Patriots…I am glad to see ‘Lord’ Kraft is spending some of the loot that he has stolen from Patriot fans for the past five seasons. It looks like desperate times calls for desperate measures. Apparently, the former Gators tandem of Caldwell and Gaffney just weren’t cutting the mustard for bastard-father-to-be Tom Brady. I was under the impression that is didn’t matter who was playing receiver for Tommy Boy. Experts like ‘the legendary’ Sean Salisbury have always informed me that Brady just hits the ‘open guy’. If that is the case then he will be tossing errant passes to Stallworth and Washington on the sidelines a lot this season as they nurse their annual hamstring and groin injuries. Speaking of Salisbury, check out the wikipedia on that pudgy drone The seventh paragraph down under broadcasting career is hilarious. The link to the Dead Spin article is under ‘references’.

In closing, I look forward to more off-season hate and cannot wait for the 2007 campaign to get under way so we can see the Pats new acquisitions disappoint and fail miserably. I will leave you with a quick joke…What do you get when you mix together Reche Caldwell, Jabar Gaffney, Donte’ Stallworth, Kelley Washington and Wes Welker. Answer= Deion Branch.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous PapaGordy said...

I have three quick jokes:

1. Fox TV is planning a new reality TV show for next season. The
name? "The Brady Bunch".

2. Tom Brady is leaving the NFL and is going to play in the NBA.
Just like his hero, Karl Malone.

3. The father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby has been determined. It is
Tom Brady.

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God damn you guys are fuckin' tools. People who make fun of success are losers, plain and simple. Please kill yourselves now because you serve no useful purpose among the living.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. How about, if you hate it so's an idea....LEAVE! You're the tool.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice clumsy "Buy a Hatred Tee" picture...
You know, when you mock up t-shirts pictures in the hope someone will send you enough money to actually produce them, you should at least use a tool which can make it look half decent. Like it's a real shirt. Ditch MSPaint, learn Photoshop.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Cindy said...

Perhaps the scowl on his face, not to mention the fact that his knees are together like a virgin, is due to the fact that the big guy next to him actually owns a pair. I mean, come on. We're talking about a loser who has to PAY his MARRIED gal pals to date him. Too funny! Perhaps Belechicks balls are in the same jar as Gutless Brady's--on Fugly Gisele's night stand.

9:41 PM  

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