Monday, January 31, 2005

Tom Brady: Putting On A Few Extra Pounds?





IHTNEP heard from inside sources that after he had the Steelers for lunch, Tom thought the season was over and began Tom Brady's Annual Post-playoff Eating Extravaganza.

59 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's still bettter looking than you will ever be AND will get more girls than you ever will.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very true, but you know what every guy I know HATES Tom Brady. Every one in country, other than NeW England (Your right, they should just be one city, besides most people just relate them to Boston) hates them. I'm from Pittsburgh so people have to grudges towards him (It was some day when we beat them on Halloween)but they have taken away (Or we have lost) to AFC Championships to them. But still I must add that he is a nice piece of eye candy.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love tom brady, he's absolutely gorgeous...and he's not gaining weight either...this website is bull...PATRIOTS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom brady is sexy....PATS RULE get over it...the only reason why anyone hates them is because there the best...
P.S. Steelers, eagles..yall suck. FUCK T.O.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND FUCK TOM BRADY. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN GIRLS THAT DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT FOOTBALL TAKING UP FOR THE PATRIOTS JUST CUZ THEY WANNA SUCK HIS DICK. WELL GUESS WHAT LADIES FUCK U TOO! YOU SAY THAT US GUYS WHINE CUZ WE'RE NOT AS HOT AS TOM BRADY,WELL I THINK I HEAR LITTLE TOMMY CRYING NOW SINCE ALL HIS TEAM (ROMEO, CHARLIE, TY, JOHNSON, AND BRUSCHI) LEFT HIM SO WHY DONT YOU GO HELP HIM OUT AND CHANGE HIS TAMPON. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES BITCHES.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, after he changed his tampon you scooped it out of the trash and used it in a salad.

Probably had it with quiche!!

What a girly man.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg you guys are fucking lowlifes..we won get the hell over it! tom bradys gorgeous.. that picture is probably you isnt! nevermind i probably shouldnt the man used in the pic..your an ugly ass fool.. you probbaly dont even have a job..before you make fun of the perfect tom brady try to find a woman who will actually talk to you besides your mom...ok pats are way better than you and you know it fatass!!! suck it

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sick of hearing how great Tom Brady is. Any human with the ability to throw a football could do what he has done. I hate the Pats with a passion, but have to wonder why the receviers aren't getting more credit. If Brady throws more than three yards the pass is indirect and in the vancinity of his receviers. And what is this talk about a dynasty??? People these days are becoming retarded..dynasty's require at least 80% of a decade..three wins woophee...they may become a dynasty but they are not one yet...for all you Brady lovers out there the only thing Brady will ever lead is the group orgy in the shower

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

80% of a decade.. what you nutes? Dallas was a dynasty and they did not go 80% of a decade. Very few of the Dynstays did.. your a fuck nute that should be shat out of a nutty fatmans arse.

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw in a report that tom Brady is a fag, a real homo manrear pounding fag. I ahve lost all respect for the man. I thought he was one of the greatest sports figures to ever live, now, I find he is a fag? Fags go to hell, fags do things that are so descusting they make me and everyone else puke. Someone injure or kill brady on the field. I was once a die hard Pats fan, but I can not support a Fag in anyway. I would do whatever I ccould to bring down a fag! and Brady, watch your arse your on my list FAGMAN!

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u guys are right he is gaining some punds

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amazing he can do anything, what with all that thinking about man log and butt mustard all day long. probably throws picks just to get a good look at the safeties' jewels way up in the air. fagman. fags suck.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Brady is fat! Most of his wieght is in his head. But thats just all bone!

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck it up Patriots fans, Tom Brady is a wus and the Patriots suck!

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tom Brady isnt any fatter in that picture. The wind makes him look larger DUMBASS. Fucking get a life instead of ranting about how the Pats suck. DEAL WITH IT FUCKHEAD
Rabid Patriots/Cardinals fan

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lay Of the Chowder Brady!

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Tom Brady is a wuss! Fuck the bandwagon team I like to call the Spew England Gaytriots! And thanks to the Denver Broncos for knocking this dumb ass team out of the playoffs! GO VIKINGS AND EAGLES!!!

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA shut the fuck up you haters...u bitches just wish u had some shit goin for you....tom brady is a pimp...have u seen his wife...hey i could sit here and talk shit on peyton manning becuz im jealous of his stats...but im not im gonna just gonna tell it how it is hes a fuckin choke haha and who the fuck cares if EVERY guy you know hates him seriously...and if u know anything about football then u would know hes got more class than anyone in the nfl and hes the best player in football ...and if u from new england and dont like the pats well ur probably gay or ur parents had a "civil union"...80% of a decade PLEASE IF YOU ARE AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE WHO DOES NOT KNOW FOOTBALL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP....80% of a decade THAT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN DONE ASSHOLE THAT WOULD BE 8 TITLES IN 10 YEARS R U SERIOUS the most a team has ever won in a decade is 4 by the steelers look it up!...so yes three is a FUCKIN DYNASTY AND WE SET THE RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE WINS WITH 21 FOR U IGNORANT BIOTCHES THAT MEANS IN A ROW...."I WAS ONCE A PATS FAN BUT I FOUND OUT HE WAS A FAG" WHAT WHERE THE FUCK DID U HEAR THAT U IDIOT HES MARRIED IVE LOST RESPECT FOR U BECUZ U HAVE NO BACK BONE...DIE HARD PLEASE UR A BITCH..PLEASE FROM NOW ON DONT WATCH FOOTBALL ON SUNDAYS GO READ UR TABLOIDS ON THE WAY TO CHURCH AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A PUSHOVER..."YOUSTINKTOM" ur a mess...remember "grammar" school yaaaa... spell check is needed badly...from now on how bout you just talk it will be very beneficial for everyone..."Suck it up Patriots fans, Tom Brady is a wus and the Patriots suck! " ....what? PLEASE JUSTIFY THIS STATEMENT YOU IDIOT a wuss seriously man r u calling the guy who will step up in the face a of a 325lb d line man complete the pass get nailed and get up the nest play and do it again....SERIOUSLY MAN TURN ON SOME ESPN LISTEN TO THE GUYS WHO GET PAID TO TALK FOOTBALL SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT......"AND THE PATRIOTS SUCK" ...OOH OK SO THREE RINGS IN 4 YEARS THAT SUCKS? YA U WERENT AT THOSE PARADES FOR UR TEAM WINNING SUPER BOWLS...MAYBE BECUZ UR JEALOUS...BECUZ U AND UR TEAM SUCKS!

5:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA shut the fuck up you haters...u bitches just wish u had some shit goin for you....tom brady is a pimp...have u seen his wife...hey i could sit here and talk shit on peyton manning becuz im jealous of his stats...but im not im gonna just gonna tell it how it is hes a fuckin choke haha and who the fuck cares if EVERY guy you know hates him seriously...and if u know anything about football then u would know hes got more class than anyone in the nfl and hes the best player in football ...and if u from new england and dont like the pats well ur probably gay or ur parents had a "civil union"...80% of a decade PLEASE IF YOU ARE AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE WHO DOES NOT KNOW FOOTBALL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP....80% of a decade THAT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN DONE ASSHOLE THAT WOULD BE 8 TITLES IN 10 YEARS R U SERIOUS the most a team has ever won in a decade is 4 by the steelers look it up!...so yes three is a FUCKIN DYNASTY AND WE SET THE RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE WINS WITH 21 FOR U IGNORANT BIOTCHES THAT MEANS IN A ROW...."I WAS ONCE A PATS FAN BUT I FOUND OUT HE WAS A FAG" WHAT WHERE THE FUCK DID U HEAR THAT U IDIOT HES MARRIED IVE LOST RESPECT FOR U BECUZ U HAVE NO BACK BONE...DIE HARD PLEASE UR A BITCH..PLEASE FROM NOW ON DONT WATCH FOOTBALL ON SUNDAYS GO READ UR TABLOIDS ON THE WAY TO CHURCH AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A PUSHOVER..."YOUSTINKTOM" ur a mess...remember "grammar" school yaaaa... spell check is needed badly...from now on how bout you just dont talk it will be very beneficial for everyone..."Suck it up Patriots fans, Tom Brady is a wus and the Patriots suck! " ....what? PLEASE JUSTIFY THIS STATEMENT YOU IDIOT a wuss seriously man r u calling the guy who will step up in the face a of a 325lb d line man complete the pass get nailed and get up the nest play and do it again....SERIOUSLY MAN TURN ON SOME ESPN LISTEN TO THE GUYS WHO GET PAID TO TALK FOOTBALL SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR TALKING ABOUT......"AND THE PATRIOTS SUCK" ...OOH OK SO THREE RINGS IN 4 YEARS THAT SUCKS? YA U WERENT AT THOSE PARADES FOR UR TEAM WINNING SUPER BOWLS...MAYBE BECUZ UR JEALOUS...BECUZ U AND UR TEAM SUCKS!

5:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaa fuck u bitches you haters every time we win it will be even better becuz i know ur suffering inside becuz ur never gonna be good enough hahahahaha go new england yaa ...o and who ever was talkin shit on new england not being a city who the fuck cares its MAs team.. beantowns team but they dont play in the city what u want them to be the boston patriots when there not? or maybe foxboro only MA ppl know foxboro...i mean seriously not that big of a deal besides we like to share...well not super bowls haha...but nh...vt...me...and ri need a team.... what about the jets n giants THEY PLAY IN NJ!

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patriots forever baby....jealous whoes!

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys need to get a life.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jealousy is a horrible evil, you need some serious help. REAL men don't hate Brady just because he is better looking and far more talented. REAL men can appreciate the fact that Brady is one of the best QBs of our time. I feel sorry that your team cannot be winners like the Patriots. I truly feel sorry for you.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahem...who the fuck beat the goddam #1 defense bears? hmm lets think about that...THE FUCKING PATS! and steelers fans yall suck. goddam straight vermonters need a team. ya jeleaous fans from pensylvania r a bunch of tools. oh ya and tom brady has led the league in wins since his first start (more than peyton and donavan) also who the hell cares if he becomes a chubber all he has to do is throw the damn ball. ya and the only team in history to come even close to becoming the 80% in a decade dynasty r the yankees (who suck) and the montreal canadiens (who suck) pats forever (go leafs) (go jays) P.S. TOM BRADY IS OVERRATED BUT HE'S STILL THE 3RD BEST QB IN THE NFL

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do we have to whine about and we still r great without all the guys listed

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 all da Patriots haters: U CAN GO SUCK ON BIG HARRY COCKS, cause u no y ur gay plus, the Patriots r cool as shit so all u dumass bitch motherfuckers can stop hatin n shut the fuck up!!!!!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHOEVA STARTED THIS TITLE IZ GOIN 2 HELL 4 SAYIN SHYT BOUT MY TEAM, I HOPE U CHOKE ON SUM HAIRY BALLS THYS CHRYSTMAS N GET BUTTFUCKED BY A BUNCH OF FAT PEOPLE

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"FUCK THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AND FUCK TOM BRADY. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN GIRLS THAT DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT FOOTBALL TAKING UP FOR THE PATRIOTS JUST CUZ THEY WANNA SUCK HIS DICK. WELL GUESS WHAT LADIES FUCK U TOO! YOU SAY THAT US GUYS WHINE CUZ WE'RE NOT AS HOT AS TOM BRADY,WELL I THINK I HEAR LITTLE TOMMY CRYING NOW SINCE ALL HIS TEAM (ROMEO, CHARLIE, TY, JOHNSON, AND BRUSCHI) LEFT HIM SO WHY DONT YOU GO HELP HIM OUT AND CHANGE HIS TAMPON. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES BITCHES."

whoever the fuck this is, u must b gay as shit n u probably dont no nothin bout football either 2 FYI Bruschi is still in the Pats. o u must look ugly as shyt 2 if not y the fuck r u so jealous cause tom brady looks good yea, u definetly r the M.U.P (Most Ugliest, Penis suckin faggot ever walked on the face of earth) u r the reason that they invented plastic surgery

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PATRIOTS FUCKING RULE.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have fun watching the pats win another super bowl you fucking worthless homos.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Pats won so you need to shut up ok ur just jealous 'cause Giants lost!! I hate non-Patriots fans! FU And even if he was putting on weight (which he's not!) I wouldn't open my fat mouth about it because everyone puts pounds on here and there sometimes! And non-Pats fans grow up because when my daughter says " How do you like them apples!" GROW UP!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the fuck are you callin homos?
you guys are prolly the ones that are takin it from brady you fuckin fudge packers...only real fags talk about suckin big hary dicks and shit like that (all pat fans)

WHOEVA STARTED THIS TITLE IZ GOIN 2 HELL 4 SAYIN SHYT BOUT MY TEAM, I HOPE U CHOKE ON SUM HAIRY BALLS THYS CHRYSTMAS N GET BUTTFUCKED BY A BUNCH OF FAT PEOPLE

and whoever said this is the one that needs to grow up
fuck off you pat fans you all can burn in hell you fuckin flamers!!!

the only reason tom brady won so many superbowls is because of his recievers and running backs

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This page is soo not super. If I wasnt not a gay overrated quarterback, I would soo kick your ass. Oh my God. I think I am going to go butt fuck Rodney Harrison and go dancing with Clay Aiken. Toodles.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worse fans in the world, Boston fans, have to get a great team like the Patriots. I hate Tom Brady
and his smugness, he is a condecending asshole.
I never seen a team so damn lucky in my life the way the Patriots are, they get all the calls going their way, by all rights, the Chargers beat them. If it wasnt for that a-hole bumping face masks towards the end of the game, costing them that 15 yard penelty, San Diego would have won, not those fags from Fartsborrow. At the end of the game those lowlife no class Pats were mocking the Chargers in there own house, what a classless act they are. If it wasnt for ex-Giants winning games for them, they would have NO Super Bowl win, the only Bowl they should win is the Toilet Bowl, because the whole city is one big piece of SHIT.
News Flash you Boston whores, Tom Brady is one UGLY guy, and his penis is 4 inches, hard. His ex-girlfriends used a strap-on to get him off.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

If I met Tom Brady I would spit in his face! NO BULLSHIT CALL TO SAVE YOU TODAY BRADY- You know you fumbled in the Snow Job...and today you straight shit the bed!!! Moo Hoo Hahahha BURN IN HELL!

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patriots suck! COLTS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

patriots finally got what they deserve. They are OVERATED and have been nothing but lucky. Well they're luck has run the fuck out.
anybody that says patriots rule is an idiot, they werent in the Super Bowl last year and they aint gonna be in it this year..

so go ahead hate on us for being right when we says PATRIOTS SUCK!!


ps i doubt many pats fans will talk now

8:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pass this around


http://img172.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44702_anti_pats_fan_milt_122_514lo.jpg

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pass this around

http://img172.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44702_anti_pats_fan_milt_122_514lo.jpg

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

screw all these haters; who the hell says girls dont know shit baout football? huh? well i sure do. why do you think patriots won 3 superbowls? it wasn't luck obviously. it was TOM BRADY that gave them that chance to go to the superbowl with his talent. i bet all you ahters are fat ugly scum hobos on who live on the side of the road who had to give the library receptonist head to use their computer. TOM BRADY; is not fat.
EVERYONE eats food, which means they gain weight. & hes a football player. most football players are big anyway.
EVEN is he did gain weight which hes not; hed still be hotter, classyer, more intelligent, better at foot ball and getting more ladies than you so STFU you Patriot haters.

TOM BRADY RULES! <33
--Ally

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ally,


your comments make me sick
tom brady does not rule . hes a overated qb with a good defence, this does not make him the best so much as to be the reason they went to those superbowls,

its people like you that make sports a joke. you probably been into football what 3 maybe 4 years (since the pats gained so much hype)

i dont give a fuck about brady or his team, fuck, his weight for that matter.

a good qb is joe montana (look him up)

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what i want to know is:
-how many of you work as hard as brady?
-why do you hate someone who works so hard and then doesn't even take the credit for the wins?

last but not least
-can you top moynahan and gisele?

i know people hate tom brady. he's not the media slut that peyton is. sure he had his visa commercials (mind you he said he wouldn't do those unless there were other members of the team getting recognition as well).
-the patriots are good at what they do. don't let jealousy get the best of you just because they win games.

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow peyton won a super bowl he still needs 2 more to be as good as brady. pats win it next year so he will need 3 more. colts suck!

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U GUYS ARE SUCH HATERS OF THE PATRIOTS!! TOM BRADY IS HOT!!! THE PATRIOTS ROCK....ND WHO EVER MADE THIS SITE HONESTLY HAS NO LIFE MAKING IT....LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THIS IS FUNNY!!!! WOW SERIOULSY U MUST BE A BUM IF YOU ACTUALLY MADE A SITE BOUT HOW MUCH U HATE TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS!! OO ND ONE MORE THING ~THE PATRIOTS ROX MY SOX~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ I ALSO FORGOT ONE MORE THING I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY LOVE TOM BRADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORGEOUS GUY!!! WOW ONLY IF I COULD MEET HIM!!!! <3

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MaYYYN Fuck the patriots. i know a couple of fans and they just like them because the are FAIR WEATHER FANS. and they just want to support a dick sucking team. my neighbor is a great example of a fucking fair weather fan! he plays madden all day with the pat patriots using the hailmary play pressing "Y" everytime. as you see he doesnt care about the game he just cheats using an over rated team. this also doesnt take any skill. overall the patriots suck and all you fans are no life losers who dont know shit about football so you support a winning team.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

All that extra weight is in his FAT head! It's sure not in his pants, I hear tell Gisele keeps his balls in a glass jar on her nightstand. Perhaps Gutless will try growing a pair before the new season.

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow i thought this site wuld be good for debating but all i see is ignorant little pricks posting vulgar comments. and why the fuck would you post a pic of him fat? you must have no life if you start posting pics of him fat. dont get a pissy cuz he's a good, no great quarterback with excellent vision. you people are over there saying he sucks this n that, but i bet u wouldnt say it to his face u dumb pieces of shit. each and every one of u who speak negatively about him and in a way that has nothing to with football ARE A WASTE A SPERM AND EGG... good day low lifes

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know what, honestly, brady is a football player, and for one thing he sucks like hell. my friend is a diehard pats fan, im a jets fan. Seriously, would he be good without deion branch, or any good receivers, does anyone fuckin believe hed make the lions superbowl contenders. hell no, cuz guess what, he sux.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no respect for cheating teams that steal wins. Fuck the Patsys....RAIDERS 4 LIFE!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the pats suck if you have to cheat to win you suck almost as bad as houston texans. Thats prety low. o ya one more thing. COWBOYS!!!!!!!!! all the way......

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cowboys got owned, bitch.


By the Patriots. :)

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

18-1 says it all this cheating organization and this loser team will go down in HISTORY as the biggest chokers of all time. Hey Tom I guess football is not as easy when people actually HIT you. This team never should have been in the same breath as the 72 Dolphins who were lead by a man of class and the team reflected that. NE was lead by a miserable little man that cheated and his team is also a reflection of that. Asshole for a coach and assholes for players. The fact that none of them spoke after the game or gave the Giants any credit showed what type of arrogant individuals they were. What we all witnessed yesterday was the beginning of the end of the Pats dynasty.

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate this team so much they are lucky all the time and their day is coming when they get their ass kicked .

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whom it may concern,

I Hope everyone involved with the process of making this website, chokes on a bloody aid's infested dick, Then goes home and has gay butt sex with their husband (because whoever made this website is clearly a faggot) and he then contracts aids as well. Then to top it off everyone who ever talked to the homosexual, piece of shit, low life scum fuck maker of this website, contracts a new un-treatable modern disease where their faces melt off; and where their old shitty faces were, a giant ass hole forms.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eli Manning is such a fag face, that when ever he talks butt juices come out of his mouth

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brady: get wins fuck bitches

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ny Giants ring a bell???

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If i cheated as much as Tom Brady I would be a amazing Q.B too.

7:14 PM  

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