Hatriots Clinch AFC LEast

Well, dear Reader, it's as we feared -- the Hatriots have clinched
the worst division in football, the AFC LEast.

We here at INEPT thought it fine time to remind our readers of
the fierce competition the Hatriots must face to make the playoffs:

• The Buffalo Nils. Claim to fame: Four Super Bore appearances.
  At least one was close - thanks Scott Norwood!


• The New York Jettisons. Amazingly, the Jettison's are only
  New York's second-most boring team! Not a tall task,
  if you've ever seen They Might Be Giants play.


• The Miami Endangered Fish. Nick Saban has breathed new
  life into this crumbling organization. Hopefully, he will
  revitalize the Fish just like he did the MSU Spartans: a
  mediocre 34-24 record before he fled for LSU. Go Nick!

A first round matchup with the toothless Jaguars looms,
and then the game all true Haters need to see: King Manning
slaying the Hatriot Whine-asty with his mighty arm.

Can Manning save us from another Hatriot run at the title?
Yes, dear Reader, he can.
Yes, INEPT says, he will.
Yes, if the football gods can hear us, he must.