Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hatriots Clinch AFC LEast

Well, dear Reader, it's as we feared -- the Hatriots have clinched
the worst division in football, the AFC LEast.

We here at INEPT thought it fine time to remind our readers of
the fierce competition the Hatriots must face to make the playoffs:
A first round matchup with the toothless Jaguars looms,
and then the game all true Haters need to see: King Manning
slaying the Hatriot Whine-asty with his mighty arm.

Can Manning save us from another Hatriot run at the title?
Yes, dear Reader, he can.
Yes, INEPT says, he will.
Yes, if the football gods can hear us, he must.

13 Comments:

Blogger Matt said...

I'm dreading what will happen to the mental state of INEPT when King Manning is stripped of his crown in January.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Zataod,

We at INEPT also dread such a possibility.
Years of Hatriot victories have left the
INEPT team in an already fragile state,
not just mentally, but as Ted Bruschi
said, "mentally, physically, emotionally,
and mentally." Yet hope remains. We
will fight on. We will never go hungry
again!

-The INEPT Staff

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some food for thought:
Brady's record in the RCA dome: 2-0
Brady's record at Mile High: 1-2
Brady's record vs Indy (home and away): 6-1
Brady's record vs Den (home and away): 1-3

So if you're looking for somebody to knock off the Hatriots, history suggests your savior is more likely to be the bearded one, AKA Plummer.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neil Rackers owns all ur asses, bitches

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Patriots may be in thw worst division, but they had the toughest schedule. And it doesn't matter what division you are in beacuse in the playoffs you play differnet teams from different divisions so it doesn't have anything to do with division. The Pats would still be in the playoffs if they were in any other divsion

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you really think the patriots are in the worst division look at the NFC West

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey fish fans, can you name more than 2 players on your roster, when you beat the pats last wk. you beat the practice squad. i hate the fish. raiders fans also need to grow up and stop wearing their halloween costumes to games, grow up.

6:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha wooh hoo goo lady brady(Y)thats wut i like to hear, patriots r gunna win next years superbowl..woooo..haha, peace

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If anyone has the right to be Lady Brady, it's totally me. You started liking him when you saw him start six years ago? I've been a fan since 98. Brady rules!!!! HATERS SUCK!!!!!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this whole website is a piece of shit. Tom is the best QB ever to play the game so, the leader of this website should shut the fuck up!

1:30 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

The entire website? Really? Have you seen the I Hate The New England Patriots Tee Shirt? If so, you might think differently.

- The INEPT Staff

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colts > Patriots

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are you patriot fans even on this site .....key words "ihatethenewenglandpatriots" people that like the patriots go to your gay brady lover sites:P and talk about a little bitch....

3:52 AM  

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