Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hatriots Clinch AFC LEast

Well, dear Reader, it's as we feared -- the Hatriots have clinched
the worst division in football, the AFC LEast.

We here at INEPT thought it fine time to remind our readers of
the fierce competition the Hatriots must face to make the playoffs:
A first round matchup with the toothless Jaguars looms,
and then the game all true Haters need to see: King Manning
slaying the Hatriot Whine-asty with his mighty arm.

Can Manning save us from another Hatriot run at the title?
Yes, dear Reader, he can.
Yes, INEPT says, he will.
Yes, if the football gods can hear us, he must.

14 Comments:

Blogger Zataod said...

I'm dreading what will happen to the mental state of INEPT when King Manning is stripped of his crown in January.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Zataod,

We at INEPT also dread such a possibility.
Years of Hatriot victories have left the
INEPT team in an already fragile state,
not just mentally, but as Ted Bruschi
said, "mentally, physically, emotionally,
and mentally." Yet hope remains. We
will fight on. We will never go hungry
again!

-The INEPT Staff

6:39 AM  
Anonymous B (A Patriots Fan) said...

Some food for thought:
Brady's record in the RCA dome: 2-0
Brady's record at Mile High: 1-2
Brady's record vs Indy (home and away): 6-1
Brady's record vs Den (home and away): 1-3

So if you're looking for somebody to knock off the Hatriots, history suggests your savior is more likely to be the bearded one, AKA Plummer.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neil Rackers owns all ur asses, bitches

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Patriots may be in thw worst division, but they had the toughest schedule. And it doesn't matter what division you are in beacuse in the playoffs you play differnet teams from different divisions so it doesn't have anything to do with division. The Pats would still be in the playoffs if they were in any other divsion

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you really think the patriots are in the worst division look at the NFC West

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey fish fans, can you name more than 2 players on your roster, when you beat the pats last wk. you beat the practice squad. i hate the fish. raiders fans also need to grow up and stop wearing their halloween costumes to games, grow up.

6:00 AM  
Blogger Lady Brady said...

ok seriously this site is so ridiculous....i mean who is so loser that they devote their time to making a site that critisizes the patriots on every lil thing they can find....i mean jus face it they are ten times the men u'll ever be...becuz nobody knows who u ppl r...whereas everyone knows who the patriots are....n i mean so wut if they have a sucky division they still made it to the playoffs...n even tho they arent in the superbowl...look at the tuff year theyve had...they had to deal with half of their team bein injured n not beein able to play...they lost their offensive n defensive co-ordinators.......and jus put urselves in their shoes...ppl like u idiot stubborn guys, hate them because they are talented, hott and more famous then you'll ever be....and ppl jus wish they'd loose simply because they r pretty much a dynasty...n believe it or not those guys r ordinary down to earth guys who jus want a bit o respect from idiot haters like you....n u know wut u seem to ahve sumthin to say about every team...so u know wut u can jus shut ur mouths because ur prolly the type of guys that jump on bandwagons n cheer for the team thats winning...so u have no right to say n e thin about the patriots... n get rid of this pathetic site....n jus becuz im a gurl doesnt mean i dont know football becuz i do ive watched it with my dad since i was 5...n ive liked the patriots since i first saw tom brady about 6 years ago...right b4 they won the superbowl....n ive been a loyal n tru fan...unlike u guys who have no lives n decide to make up a loser site jus becuz ur jealous....n dont forget theres alwaiz more eyars for them to amke a comeback...i promsie u that...have a nice day....
GO PATS GO
PATS FOREVER!!!!!

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha wooh hoo goo lady brady(Y)thats wut i like to hear, patriots r gunna win next years superbowl..woooo..haha, peace

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Trueblue pat fan #12 said...

If anyone has the right to be Lady Brady, it's totally me. You started liking him when you saw him start six years ago? I've been a fan since 98. Brady rules!!!! HATERS SUCK!!!!!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this whole website is a piece of shit. Tom is the best QB ever to play the game so, the leader of this website should shut the fuck up!

1:30 AM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anonymous,

The entire website? Really? Have you seen the I Hate The New England Patriots Tee Shirt? If so, you might think differently.

- The INEPT Staff

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colts > Patriots

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are you patriot fans even on this site .....key words "ihatethenewenglandpatriots" people that like the patriots go to your gay brady lover sites:P and talk about a little bitch....

3:52 AM  

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