Fire Bill Belichick

Sick of all the endless pratter about the
Hatriot Dynasty? (or rather, Whine-asty)

Tired of all the personal pieces about
Bill Belichick, great coach, but even better
family man?

Or just simply worn out by the endless winning
with the most boring team in Football?

Dear reader: it is time to take action! Rise
and unite! Let us together begin our grass
roots effort here and now, and send a clear
message to Hatriot ownership: Fire Bill Belichick!

If you believe in this vision, join us! Leave
your name and home city as a reply to this message;
we will do the rest, collecting these e-signatures
and sending them to the Kraft family.

Don't let simple hatred be enough -- it is time
to turn your own personal hatred into an organized
effort to turn this successful franchise around.

Bonus: An easy way to get to this site, in case
ye forget: www.firebelichick.org. Enjoy!

INEPT Goes On The Air

INEPT staff member Remzi Arpaci-Dusseau recently
was interviewed on New England radio
station WARL, 1320 "The Drive", discussing
a broad range of topics.

The hosts of "Rush Hour" focused on questions such as
"Why do you hate the Patriots so much?" and "Which
players do you hate?" Arpaci-Dusseau did (regrettably)
admit that hatred is a form of respect.

The interview came after a phone call to Arpaci-Dusseau's
home, where the host Bill Skog asked Arpaci-Dusseau
if he wanted to be interviewed about why he hated
the Patriots so much. Arpaci-Dusseau reportedly said
"Sure."

Come back soon for a complete recording of the broadcast.

Hatriots Clinch AFC LEast

Well, dear Reader, it's as we feared -- the Hatriots have clinched
the worst division in football, the AFC LEast.

We here at INEPT thought it fine time to remind our readers of
the fierce competition the Hatriots must face to make the playoffs:

• The Buffalo Nils. Claim to fame: Four Super Bore appearances.
  At least one was close - thanks Scott Norwood!


• The New York Jettisons. Amazingly, the Jettison's are only
  New York's second-most boring team! Not a tall task,
  if you've ever seen They Might Be Giants play.


• The Miami Endangered Fish. Nick Saban has breathed new
  life into this crumbling organization. Hopefully, he will
  revitalize the Fish just like he did the MSU Spartans: a
  mediocre 34-24 record before he fled for LSU. Go Nick!

A first round matchup with the toothless Jaguars looms,
and then the game all true Haters need to see: King Manning
slaying the Hatriot Whine-asty with his mighty arm.

Can Manning save us from another Hatriot run at the title?
Yes, dear Reader, he can.
Yes, INEPT says, he will.
Yes, if the football gods can hear us, he must.