Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Other Patriot Blogs Also Suck

Boston (INEPT) - Just in case you thought that this was the only Patriot blog that sucks (albeit an Anti-Patriot blog), look no further. It turns out that many other Patriot blogs suck, too. Whew! We thought it was just us.

From a May 14th (2008) post on PatriotsBlog.net, we have this rant about Arlen Spector. From the article:
Yeah, that’s right, I said it. And it’s true. This guy just won’t stop. Get over it. The Eagles lost thge Super Bowl. This is one of the most rediculous things I’ve heard.
Lesson 1: Use spellcheck. Avoids simple problems like "thge" and "rediculous". We admit that all bloggers should be allowed a few typos. But try a little harder in the opening paragraph, ok?
Nobody wants to see Specter speak, not even Patriots haters. Everybody is sick of this idiot. He has no idea what he is talking about. He is the perfect example of someone who tries to abuse his power.
Lesson 2: Be correct. If you read this blog, you will, for example, learn that there are people who want to "see Specter speak." They are called "fans" of other "teams." Why, you ask? Well, simple: we want to know how much you cheated, cheaters. Duh.
But this is absurd. I decided I finally had to speak out. I understand that this post is simply a rant, and a very controversial one, but I just can’t stand Specter’s ignorance.
Lesson 3: Be consistent (especially in the same article). First, we heard that "Nobody wants to see Specter speak," but now we learn that the post is "very controversial." Which is it? If everyone agrees with you, it is not controversial. Controversy occurs when people disagree.

So there we have it. One Patriot blog, one poorly made point. There are many more. In the coming days, we will tour the Patriot blogosphere, and see what those poor slobs are up to. It will be gruesome, yes, but it must be done.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sigh..what can you expect from Bostonians. They don't have too much upstairs. They certainly don't have a grasp of English grammar and certainly can't pronounce their Rs. Keep bringing the hate Hater in Chief.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually happen to be a consistent reader of Patriotsblog.net, and it doesn't suck.

So what, there were a couple of grammar mistakes, read his other posts, he is a very good writer.

To come out and say his site sucks is ignorant and pathetic. I'm going to notify him of this post.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Hater in Chief said...

Dear Anon/Tattle-tail,
Take it easy. We are just poking fun. One thing we make clear in this and many other posts: we are the kings of sucking.
- Hater

3:31 PM  
Anonymous GiantsfaninNE said...

LOL tattle-tail... that's funny!

Typical New England fan "HEY, this site isn't playing fair! (whine) (whine) (whine)".

3:12 PM  

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